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(   Police near Pittsburgh have issued a be-on-the-lookout alert for what? A) An escaped prisoner who is considered armed and dangerous, B) A bobcat that has been stalking joggers, or C) An alligator that is estimated to be three feet long   ( divider line
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2014-08-24 10:47:41 PM

What a 3 ft gator might look like.
2014-08-24 11:14:02 PM  

doglover: [ image 600x450]

What a 3 ft gator might look like.

I can only see two feet.
2014-08-24 11:57:14 PM  
Or as it's called in Louisiana, appetizer.
2014-08-24 11:59:05 PM  
A bobcat that has been stalking joggers has more comedic value. Shame that wasn't C).
2014-08-25 12:01:46 AM  

Kuroboom: doglover: [ image 600x450]

What a 3 ft gator might look like.

I can only see two feet.

Something about a beard makes all of a guy's claimed measurements 50% high.
2014-08-25 12:02:19 AM  
Dammit. I had a fiver on the bobcat.

/really wish I could attach pics on mobile
//what a stalking bobcat may look like: ng.jpg
///what a bobcat stalking a cyclist may look like:*265/0604_coyotes01.jpg
2014-08-25 12:12:15 AM  
Gators don't widen out it seems, until they hit about four feet.  Before then, they look like snakes with legs.
2014-08-25 12:14:16 AM  
Aww, too bad it's not Allegheny would have made a very interesting first day back to school tomorrow here.

"Behave or the alligator'll get ya."
2014-08-25 12:15:27 AM


2014-08-25 12:21:04 AM  
Just knock 'em in the head with a stump
2014-08-25 12:21:42 AM  
img.fark.netGators are really good at turning up in the oddest of places.
2014-08-25 12:31:40 AM  
If it's six foot long, they're not looking for it.
2014-08-25 12:36:41 AM

stalking Bobcat
2014-08-25 12:58:28 AM
2014-08-25 01:18:05 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [ image 469x317]

Well, smoke me a kipper.
2014-08-25 01:34:25 AM

G'night John Boy!
2014-08-25 01:57:56 AM  
It's probably a crocodile in alligators clothing. I can't wait to see its mugshot.
2014-08-25 02:00:55 AM  
I like that the article said that Indiana township was about "10 miles outside of Pittsburgh".  When we visited Pittsburgh this summer, I learned that something being 10 miles away in the suburbs is deceiving.  My MIL was born and lived in the area until about middle school and still has family in Bethel Park.  We stayed in West Mifflin.  They are roughly 11 miles apart, but it'll take you 25 minutes to drive between them.  I mean, it should feel like home since there are spots here in the Inland Empire that will take you 25 minutes to go 5 miles on the freeway, but still..

//regardless, the suburbs south of Pittsburgh are in a beautiful area.  The streets confused the heck out of me because nothing is straight and they change names, but still more more beautiful than driving in the LA area.

///heck of a ballpark y'all have over there.  PNC reminded me of a minor league park (that's a good thing). Even though they are roughly the same size, PNC just seemed far more intimate than Petco in San Diego.  I won't even bring Dodger Stadium into the mix, because it's comparing apples and oranges.  Still, that is one beautiful yard.  And the seats I picked up on ebay for $17 each (right field, foul territory area) would have easily cost me 3-4x times that in LA.
2014-08-25 02:03:19 AM
The 800lb. Charleston Naval Weapon Station mascot calls shenanigans.
2014-08-25 04:55:38 AM  
It made it through his first winter? That could make things interesting three or four years from now.
2014-08-25 05:56:12 AM  
More proof of Global Warming.
2014-08-25 06:24:22 AM  

bborchar: Aww, too bad it's not Allegheny would have made a very interesting first day back to school tomorrow here.

"Behave or the alligator'll get ya."

Indiana Township is in Allegheny county.

Betting it's a lost long- bodied river rat. Including the thick, wider tail they can be over 2 feet long. And darn ugly.

Your threat is better though.
You must be a dad lol.
2014-08-25 08:05:27 AM  

lindalouwho: Betting it's a lost long- bodied river rat.

We call them muskrats.
2014-08-25 08:41:22 AM  
Armed and dangerous guy?  I'm going the other way in a big hurry.  Bobcat?  omg cool!  I gotta get a picture.  Gator?  Gahhhhhh!  Something about primitive animals like that freaks me out.
2014-08-25 10:41:25 AM  
2014-08-25 07:20:14 PM

Tell him no thanks and shut the door.
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