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2014-08-24 02:31:55 AM  
Hint:  It was all in Hurley's head.
 
2014-08-24 03:44:28 AM  
I think the black hole one was my favorite, just because CNN was retarded enough to even suggest it may be plausible enough to talk about.
 
2014-08-24 05:00:27 AM  

derpes_simplex: Hint:  It was all in Hurley's head.


this
 
2014-08-24 05:09:03 AM  
My favorite "theory" is that the universe we know is just a tiny part of a piece of shiat being hurled to the floor by some giant being in disgust.
 
2014-08-24 05:23:53 AM  
The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.
 
2014-08-24 05:32:36 AM  
 
2014-08-24 06:49:30 AM  
Vladamir Putin gave sophisticated weapons to a bunch of sick <redacted> that, while bombed out of their minds on cheap vodka, decided shooting down an airliner was a good idea.
 
2014-08-24 08:30:06 AM  
Obama used his time machine/transmogrifier to convert it to a 767 and crash it into the north tower in 2001 on orders from Mossad agents who used Hitler's time machine, captured at the end of WW2, to send him urgent messages from 1949 Israel to 1967 Jakarta, where the young Obama was easily influenced becaue he was so high from the primo buds Doc Brown brought in from 2014 Colorado using his DeLorean.  Study it out.
 
2014-08-24 08:30:25 AM  
Oops, wrong plane.

Oh well, blame Putin anyway.
 
2014-08-24 09:06:04 AM  

mr_a: Oops, wrong plane.


Or is it?
 
2014-08-24 09:12:50 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-24 09:40:57 AM  
Probably Langoliers. Anyone know of reports of an unusual aurora australis in that area?
 
2014-08-24 09:40:58 AM  
Shot down, covered up. Book it, done.
 
2014-08-24 09:43:06 AM  
We'll never know. That's the really scary thing.

We'll never know.
 
2014-08-24 09:43:36 AM  
Courtney and Tupac assassinated Kurt, then she got rid of Tupac.
 
2014-08-24 09:45:49 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-24 09:47:42 AM  
www.vaiden.net
 
2014-08-24 09:48:04 AM  
...My favorite is the Chinese-accidentally-shot-it-down, but in terms of most likely, I'm starting to lean towards an electrical fire that zapped the comms first then overcame the crew with smoke:

http://www.wired.com/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/
 
2014-08-24 09:53:57 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.



Radak: Obama used his time machine/transmogrifier to convert it to a 767 and crash it into the north tower in 2001 on orders from Mossad agents who used Hitler's time machine, captured at the end of WW2, to send him urgent messages from 1949 Israel to 1967 Jakarta, where the young Obama was easily influenced becaue he was so high from the primo buds Doc Brown brought in from 2014 Colorado using his DeLorean.  Study it out.


It is sad when these are two of the more saner theories I have read
 
2014-08-24 09:54:47 AM  
I have a theory that the little gray aliens that visit earth aren't aliens. They're time traveling vegans.

Look, why earth would lose itself to an all vegan diet in the future is unknown, but vegans of all races turn gray.
 
2014-08-24 09:58:05 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 09:58:24 AM  
I still believe it was a break of wind from Howard stern's ass.

/I want to believe
 
2014-08-24 10:01:15 AM  

nekom: http://boeinghazi.com/


It's... it's beautiful.

If that's yours, sir, then bravo.
 
2014-08-24 10:01:31 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-24 10:04:09 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.


This is the only explanation consistent with the facts of the case. It's telling that our media supresses it.
 
2014-08-24 10:10:36 AM  
I can go to the desert and buy as many old 777 avionics as I want. These avionics don't have any unique identifiers. I can pretend to be any flight at all. If I wanted to make a plane disappear, I would turn off any transponders on the target plane, then fly a dummy plane pretending to be the target plane out into the ocean.

Someone is using the plane for nefarious purposes.

/seems legit
 
2014-08-24 10:11:39 AM  
There never was a flight 370.  The entire thing is an elaborate ruse.  No plane went missing, and no passengers died.
 
2014-08-24 10:13:17 AM  
Gravity.
 
2014-08-24 10:16:45 AM  
J. J. Abrams was behind this to prove to people that his Lost series could actually happen. He's swimming in money now that his DVD sales have skyrocketed.
 
2014-08-24 10:17:44 AM  

Great_Milenko: There never was a flight 370.  The entire thing is an elaborate ruse.  No plane went missing, and no passengers died.


Wrong. It was the Greys. They were attempting an abduction but the Russia- erm, Ukrainian separatists shot down the UFO before it could complete the transfer.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-24 10:18:17 AM  

Great_Milenko: There never was a flight 370.  The entire thing is an elaborate ruse.  No plane went missing, and no passengers died.


All the people mourning were actors. You can hire professional mourners in some countries, you know.
 
2014-08-24 10:21:32 AM  

mgshamster: Great_Milenko: There never was a flight 370.  The entire thing is an elaborate ruse.  No plane went missing, and no passengers died.

All the people mourning were actors. You can hire professional mourners in some countries, you know.


Stock footage from flight 371, the real disaster.
 
2014-08-24 10:22:13 AM  
hardinparamedic:
Wrong. It was the Greys. They were attempting an abduction but the Russia- erm, Ukrainian separatists shot down the UFO before it could complete the transfer

Nah, I heard it was Loki.  He was after the All-Spark.
 
2014-08-24 10:22:57 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.


9/10; you forgot chemtrails.
 
2014-08-24 10:23:16 AM  
It ran into a streetlight.
 
2014-08-24 10:29:17 AM  

derpes_simplex: Hint:  It was all in Hurley's head.


Which would explain why he never lost weight on their diet of berries and such.
 
2014-08-24 10:30:25 AM  
Duh...google about the two navy seals who died on the maersk alabama..who they worked for and what that company specializes in..the cargo..
 
2014-08-24 10:31:52 AM  

jack_o_the_hills: Duh...google about the two navy seals who died on the maersk alabama..who they worked for and what that company specializes in..the cargo..


splatter.com
 
2014-08-24 10:36:34 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.


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2014-08-24 10:37:39 AM  

baronbloodbath: TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.

9/10; you forgot chemtrails.


He got extra credit for the narwhals.
 
2014-08-24 10:40:53 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.


Radak: Obama used his time machine/transmogrifier to convert it to a 767 and crash it into the north tower in 2001 on orders from Mossad agents who used Hitler's time machine, captured at the end of WW2, to send him urgent messages from 1949 Israel to 1967 Jakarta, where the young Obama was easily influenced becaue he was so high from the primo buds Doc Brown brought in from 2014 Colorado using his DeLorean.  Study it out.


Simply amazing. One free intertube for the both of you!
 
2014-08-24 10:42:48 AM  

baronbloodbath: TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.

9/10; you forgot chemtrails.


And the RAND Corporation.

/We're through the looking glass!
 
2014-08-24 10:44:15 AM  
I doth not know if the man truly be a clairvoyant but he doth commandeth us to not stop the party.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-24 10:51:12 AM  

baronbloodbath: TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.

9/10; you forgot chemtrails.


I snicker every time I read the words "reverse-vampire". I can't explain why.
 
2014-08-24 10:55:24 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-24 10:59:49 AM  

TheCheese: The Rothschilds, in a feud with the World Bank, needed to disappear someone so they called in a favor to the reverse-vampires who manipulated ISIS into fomenting unrest so that the US military would activate HAARP and cause negative ionic radiation in a controlled cone that would allow genetically engineered narwhals to transmit signals from their horns that would interfere with Flight 370's navigation systems and simultaneously cause decoy radar blips to show up worldwide while the Men In Black used Black Helicopters to disseminate news stories that drew attention away from the KGB and CIA controlled airfield where the plane was landed, the passengers put aboard a stealth rocket and launched to the Moon where they will live their lives out as slaves of the Lunar Nazis.


Very Rube Goldbergian.
 
2014-08-24 11:04:55 AM  
The pilot locked out the co-pilot, then flew it into the southwestern Indian Ocean.  He did a relatively gentle water landing (a la "The Miracle on the Hudson"), preventing a breakup and the spread of any debris.  He deployed the gear, allowing water into the airframe.  It sank, still in one piece, gentle sailing down to the bottom of the ocean.
 
2014-08-24 11:14:08 AM  
I blame Google Earth for making people think the world is small and easily searched.
 
2014-08-24 11:30:07 AM  

whidbey: My favorite "theory" is that the universe we know is just a tiny part of a piece of shiat being hurled to the floor by some giant being in disgust.


"Giant booger."
 
2014-08-24 11:30:54 AM  
Plane landed at JFK and is now a Jetblue plane.
 
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