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2014-08-24 12:56:17 AM  
dfuq i just read?
 
2014-08-24 12:59:28 AM  
What does the St. Pete Times say?
 
2014-08-24 02:15:20 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 02:28:45 AM  
Story of time reminded me of and now,  There was such a thing at one time once read then it became so not unclear afterwards.  Before then as in now, I am reminded of this and sadly.
 
2014-08-24 05:27:43 AM  
Main screen turn on. How are you gentlemen?
 
2014-08-24 08:41:22 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: [img.fark.net image 500x425]


Those guys actually came up in a conversation the other day, and I was shocked to discover one of them is still active as a mildly successful Christian rapper, B-Shoc.
 
2014-08-24 08:49:12 AM  
Ok since when does MeowSaysTheDog write news articles?
 
2014-08-24 08:50:05 AM  
Scientists of climate have tried to trace this missing atmospheric heat and in last week's issue of Science, a research which has been done by the scientist of the University of Washington.This result is in divergence to results published earlier. The earlier researchers have streamlined that the heat of global warming is stored in the relatively surface waters of the Pacific Ocean. However, somewhat than rely on computer modeling systems, the Scientist Mr. Tung and Mr. Chen used opinions from a network of ocean instruments

This is as far as I could get.  Any further and my brain may have exploded.
 
2014-08-24 08:51:05 AM  
Oh, bolding not mine, just a quick C&P.
 
2014-08-24 09:01:34 AM  
When did google translate become sentient and Start writing science articles in Swahili then translate them into English?
 
2014-08-24 09:03:17 AM  
Well, it must be good news that before heating up the surface, we'll heat up the oceans.
 
2014-08-24 09:04:47 AM  
English speak it you do, motherfather?
 
2014-08-24 09:12:30 AM  
Chinglish - now in eleventy-seven refreshing flavors.
 
2014-08-24 09:14:18 AM  
Article was written by Sadia Science.  Seems legit.  Needs to have a talk with Enid English though.
 
2014-08-24 09:16:50 AM  
All global warming related articles need to be reviewed by this website.
 
2014-08-24 09:20:15 AM  
How does meowsaid have a job writing in English?
 
2014-08-24 09:27:21 AM  
This looks like poor machine translation, and part of the trend to have algorithms compose copy instead of live journalists.
 
2014-08-24 09:40:14 AM  

whidbey: Main screen turn on. How are you gentlemen?


Language translation was the first thing I thought of, too.
 
2014-08-24 09:51:50 AM  
These people may be dumber than creationists.

c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-24 09:52:16 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
img.wonkette.com

www.quickmeme.com
www.troll.me
i3.kym-cdn.com

/i think that just about covers it all
 
2014-08-24 09:59:01 AM  
Extra points if you can find the address of this website. Or, rather, find the building.
 
2014-08-24 10:02:10 AM  
Ah, Mr. Tung and Mr Chen....may I assume that this time you will permanently deal with Mr. Bond....?


/Sorry, first thing that popped into mind
 
2014-08-24 10:22:18 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: What does the St. Pete Times say?


They're still too busy looking for chads.
 
2014-08-24 10:24:47 AM  
Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean
 
2014-08-24 10:32:06 AM  
English is grammar difficult and hard two is.
 
2014-08-24 10:46:16 AM  
Translate Server Error
 
2014-08-24 10:55:15 AM  

bongmiester: dfuq i just read?


A weirdly worded way of saying the planet is used to this climate fluctuation and is taking care of it by storing heat deep in its valleys.


That or our wasteful lives have just woken Cthulhu
 
2014-08-24 10:57:50 AM  

Unknown_Poltroon: These people may be dumber than creationists.

[c2.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Except its from actual scientists which have been studying why temps haven't met their forecasts for years now.

This is just a poorly written article which I'm guessing is someone's way of ignoring the fact man is most likely not the sole cause of warming. We fark up a lot of things but this isn't one of them.
 
2014-08-24 11:19:33 AM  
How is flowidda dwownded?
 
2014-08-24 11:53:29 AM  

phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean


I was told that the science was "settled".
 
2014-08-24 12:06:49 PM  

s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".


Of course, its why this came out a few weeks ago but got zero attention.
 
2014-08-24 12:11:00 PM  
They need to do way instain these motherfarkers.
 
2014-08-24 12:16:47 PM  

steamingpile: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

Of course, its why this came out a few weeks ago but got zero attention.


Assuming the article you linked is correct, temperatures will be stable for the next 20 years, then start increasing rapidly again for 30. We are still reaponsible for lots of warming.
 
2014-08-24 12:17:47 PM  

s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".


...but you were NOT told that "we have complete knowledge of everything".
 
2014-08-24 12:36:18 PM  

New Farkin User Name: steamingpile: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

Of course, its why this came out a few weeks ago but got zero attention.

Assuming the article you linked is correct, temperatures will be stable for the next 20 years, then start increasing rapidly again for 30. We are still reaponsible for lots of warming.


Do they promise, this time?
 
2014-08-24 12:38:47 PM  

phaseolus: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

...but you were NOT told that "we have complete knowledge of everything".


Oh, so they phrased it for opportunistic inference, rather than to imply they have complete knowledge of *this subject?

I guess, "Well, every answer science comes to leads to new and interesting questions." doesn't sell carbon credits.
 
2014-08-24 01:00:15 PM  
cdn.overclock.net
 
2014-08-24 01:00:44 PM  

s2s2s2: phaseolus: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

...but you were NOT told that "we have complete knowledge of everything".

Oh, so they phrased it for opportunistic inference, rather than to imply they have complete knowledge of *this subject?

I guess, "Well, every answer science comes to leads to new and interesting questions." doesn't sell carbon credits.


The science is settled. We know that CO2 acts as a greenhouse gas by reflected infrared light, we know because of that, we're capturing more and more heat from the sun, and we know it causes atmospheric temperatures to rise. Just because the oceans are acting as giant heatsinks does not suddenly change the situation we're in; even this current paper suggests that the ocean cycles can be overwhelmed. Even if they aren't, as soon as the cycle flips we're back to the same exact problems we had before. We just have slightly more time than we thought we did.
 
2014-08-24 01:04:03 PM  

s2s2s2: Oh, so they phrased it for opportunistic inference, rather than to imply they have complete knowledge of *this subject?


Oh, did they? I didn't see anything that led me to come to the conclusion you did.

If your conclusion's based on things that are actually in the paper rather than something you pulled out of your ass, post the relevant quotes here in the proper context, please. I'll listen, I'll be back here in a few hours.
 
2014-08-24 01:47:47 PM  
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
 
2014-08-24 01:47:59 PM  
They need to do way instain mother
 
2014-08-24 03:36:47 PM  
All your reporter are belong to us.
 
2014-08-24 03:43:36 PM  
memomemory.com
 
2014-08-24 03:43:44 PM  

s2s2s2: phaseolus: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

...but you were NOT told that "we have complete knowledge of everything".

Oh, so they phrased it for opportunistic inference, rather than to imply they have complete knowledge of *this subject?

I guess, "Well, every answer science comes to leads to new and interesting questions." doesn't sell carbon credits.


When you don't like the solution to a problem that politicians have come up with, you need to come up with a better solution, not deny the existence of the problem.
 
2014-08-24 05:17:30 PM  

NotARocketScientist: s2s2s2: phaseolus: s2s2s2: phaseolus: Here, have an article written in English about this paper from the University of Washington -- Cause of global warming hiatus found deep in the Atlantic Ocean

I was told that the science was "settled".

...but you were NOT told that "we have complete knowledge of everything".

Oh, so they phrased it for opportunistic inference, rather than to imply they have complete knowledge of *this subject?

I guess, "Well, every answer science comes to leads to new and interesting questions." doesn't sell carbon credits.

When you don't like the solution to a problem that politicians have come up with, you need to come up with a better solution, not deny the existence of the problem.


But they're doing such a great job of denying the problem without even resorting to extremely flimsy excuses!
 
2014-08-24 05:19:21 PM  
I this read but. Donkey.
 
2014-08-24 06:05:09 PM  
If you actually look at the paper, it confirms the work that Meehl et al. have been doing for years on so-called "hiatus decades" (e.g. Meehl et al., 2011) in which deeper ocean sinks in the Atlantic and Southern Oceans absorb relatively more heat, as does the upper level of the tropical Pacific. This behavior in climate models resembles the negative phase of ENSO, and not coincidentally, we've seen a run of La Ninas since the monster El Nino in 1998. This ties into a large and growing body of work (e.g. England et al., 2014; Schmidt, 2014; Risbey et al., 2014; Huber and Knutti, 2014) showing that the purported lack of warming is largely due to natural variation in the Pacific ocean, and that the system as a whole continues to accumulate heat due to the human-enhanced greenhouse effect.

The authors of this paper are trying to lay claim to a novel insight, and that's fine as far as it goes, but they're doing the public a disservice by not connecting back to the work that came before them to show how this is yet another piece of the puzzle that we have put together over the past few years.

Oh, and this is no way challenges the reality of anthropogenic warming, nor the expectations for the longterm consequences of increased GHGs, as the authors themselves (and common sense given the timescales in question) make clear.

[I'll completely set aside the fact that this is basically a totally climate model- and ocean reanalysis model- based study, yet denialists are somehow totes fine with models today.]
 
2014-08-24 06:53:46 PM  

Jon Snow: If you actually look at the paper, it confirms the work that Meehl et al. have been doing for years on so-called "hiatus decades" (e.g. Meehl et al., 2011) in which deeper ocean sinks in the Atlantic and Southern Oceans absorb relatively more heat, as does the upper level of the tropical Pacific. This behavior in climate models resembles the negative phase of ENSO, and not coincidentally, we've seen a run of La Ninas since the monster El Nino in 1998. This ties into a large and growing body of work (e.g. England et al., 2014; Schmidt, 2014; Risbey et al., 2014; Huber and Knutti, 2014) showing that the purported lack of warming is largely due to natural variation in the Pacific ocean, and that the system as a whole continues to accumulate heat due to the human-enhanced greenhouse effect.

The authors of this paper are trying to lay claim to a novel insight, and that's fine as far as it goes, but they're doing the public a disservice by not connecting back to the work that came before them to show how this is yet another piece of the puzzle that we have put together over the past few years.

Oh, and this is no way challenges the reality of anthropogenic warming, nor the expectations for the longterm consequences of increased GHGs, as the authors themselves (and common sense given the timescales in question) make clear.

[I'll completely set aside the fact that this is basically a totally climate model- and ocean reanalysis model- based study, yet denialists are somehow totes fine with models today.]


Hey, at least agw people like yourself are now able to admit there is a hiatus.

/baby steps . .
 
2014-08-24 06:59:57 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I this read but. Donkey.


The super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans.
 
2014-08-24 07:08:18 PM  

Watching_Epoxy_Cure: Hey, at least agw people like yourself are now able to admit there is a hiatus.

/baby steps . .


Can you not read 6 sentences without your attention wandering or do you not understand the word 'purported' or Jon Snow's 2nd to last sentence?

Jon Snow: I'll completely set aside the fact that this is basically a totally climate model- and ocean reanalysis model- based study, yet denialists are somehow totes fine with models today


*snicker*
 
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