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2014-08-24 09:16:58 AM  
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2014-08-24 09:46:53 AM  
penguinssauce.com
 
2014-08-24 10:25:42 AM  
For a minute there I thought the headline was a TSA joke

boop boop boopboopboopboopboopboop booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

/and I'm spent
 
2014-08-24 10:37:36 AM  
 
2014-08-24 10:38:07 AM  
I site the case of Finders Keepers vs. Loosers Weepers
 
2014-08-24 10:39:56 AM  
thegreatgeekmanual.com
 
2014-08-24 10:40:46 AM  
i thought willey finally got that farking bird
 
2014-08-24 10:42:47 AM  
fark your complimentary access.

/Just say no to click through.
 
2014-08-24 10:44:30 AM  

darth_badger: I site the case of Finders Keepers vs. Loosers Weepers


Your ITG position is weakened when you misspell 'loser'.
 
2014-08-24 10:44:56 AM  

HighlanderRPI: For a minute there I thought the headline was a TSA joke

boop boop boopboopboopboopboopboop booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

/and I'm spent


This was the first thing that I thought when I read the headline:

www.xefer.com
 
GBB
2014-08-24 10:45:48 AM  
"This man hit the jackpot, and he chose to hunt me down," she said. "And I can't thank him enough."


You could offer him a reward, ferchristsakes.
 
2014-08-24 10:46:21 AM  
The monetary values are not close to equal, but my wife's engagement ring got lost, and found by someone else a few months later. Thinking about how emotional the whole process was, I second the use of the Cool tag, and would like to buy that man a drink.
 
2014-08-24 10:51:09 AM  
Good job, Mr. Cogan.  Hey, if you find that flip flop I lost there in the summer of '85 let me know, okay?
 
2014-08-24 10:58:29 AM  
Appraised at $13k?


How much is that actually worth? Maybe $1300?

Nothing depreciates like jewelry. It is only worth its scrap value, with a bit extra for the 'precious stone.'
 
2014-08-24 11:06:07 AM  

Revek: fark your complimentary access.

/Just say no to click through.


How did you Escape?
 
2014-08-24 11:06:13 AM  
Click throughs mean you approve of felching
 
2014-08-24 11:21:31 AM  
Beep beep beep...Oh no, heavy...the coins keep coming out...beep beep beep...even the telephone hates me...beep beep beep...I wish there were no machines, and everyone led a pastoral existence...trees and flowers don't deliberately cool you out, and go beep in your ear...
 
2014-08-24 11:36:28 AM  
Newsday is still a thing? It's been undetectable for decades.
 
2014-08-24 11:37:02 AM  

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BEEP.

 
2014-08-24 11:41:47 AM  
I thought Ron White got arrested again.
 
2014-08-24 12:30:00 PM  

GBB: "This man hit the jackpot, and he chose to hunt me down," she said. "And I can't thank him enough."


You could offer him a reward, ferchristsakes.


Steak n' beejay.
 
2014-08-24 12:41:50 PM  
Wonder if her insurance company had already paid her for her lost jewelry.....
 
2014-08-24 12:43:59 PM  
www.allfreevectors.com
 
2014-08-24 12:56:39 PM  

Literally Addicted: darth_badger: I site the case of Finders Keepers vs. Loosers Weepers

Your ITG position is weakened when you misspell 'loser'.


And "cite" instead of "site" and "v." instead of "vs."  Overall, a reel trane reck.
 
2014-08-24 01:08:32 PM  

Barnabus_Duke: Wonder if her insurance company had already paid her for her lost jewelry.....


They wouldn't pay if she truthfully reported it missing at the beach.  If, however, she had a police report dummied up reporting a theft at the home then that opens a whole other can of worms for her.

Based upon some of the comments from the article, she doesn't seem like the type to commit insurance fraud.
 
2014-08-24 01:09:09 PM  
I thought metal detectors only lit up on ferrous metals....
 
2014-08-24 01:19:44 PM  

Aquapope: Literally Addicted: darth_badger: I site the case of Finders Keepers vs. Loosers Weepers

Your ITG position is weakened when you misspell 'loser'.

And "cite" instead of "site" and "v." instead of "vs."  Overall, a reel trane reck.


shhhh... It's Lionel Hutz's alt...
 
2014-08-24 01:31:59 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: First thing I thought of upon reading headline.


Came for this - right on! Getting the beep outta here
 
2014-08-24 01:33:43 PM  
Hey buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear?

/obscure?
 
2014-08-24 01:35:06 PM  
A $13K engagement ring? Jeebus. My wedding and honeymoon didn't cost that much. Guess I just live on a different planet and or pay scale
 
2014-08-24 01:53:26 PM  

autopsybeverage: GBB: "This man hit the jackpot, and he chose to hunt me down," she said. "And I can't thank him enough."


You could offer him a reward, ferchristsakes.

Steak n' beejay.


Shmoke ana pancake.
 
2014-08-24 02:43:07 PM  
Uno dos tres quatros!!!

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2014-08-24 02:52:18 PM  

GBB: "This man hit the jackpot, and he chose to hunt me down," she said. "And I can't thank him enough."


You could offer him a reward, ferchristsakes.


Came here to say this.


That metal detectors meetup gon' be real awkward.
 
2014-08-24 03:46:19 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [www.allfreevectors.com image 783x454]


This

MCStymie: Beep beep beep...Oh no, heavy...the coins keep coming out...beep beep beep...even the telephone hates me...beep beep beep...I wish there were no machines, and everyone led a pastoral existence...trees and flowers don't deliberately cool you out, and go beep in your ear...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKGo4bs__hs
 
2014-08-24 05:00:01 PM  
You need a permit to use a metal detector in a state park?  The man wants his cut up front I guess.
 
2014-08-24 07:13:04 PM  

Altoid: I thought metal detectors only lit up on ferrous metals....


Pretty much anything metallic. Ferrous will have a larger effect, which translates to deeper detection depth
 
2014-08-24 07:18:42 PM  

autopsybeverage: GBB: "This man hit the jackpot, and he chose to hunt me down," she said. "And I can't thank him enough."


You could offer him a reward, ferchristsakes.

Steak n' beejay.


/shakes tiny fist at autopsybeverage. I was going to say that....grrr.
 
2014-08-24 07:30:54 PM  
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Don't miss "Nude GI Joe & The Technicolor Dreamcoat!
 
2014-08-24 07:35:45 PM  
I was thinking popshifter.com
 
2014-08-24 10:05:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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