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(WCAX Vermont)   Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont   (wcax.com) divider line 41
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2014-08-24 09:09:30 PM  
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Sometimes you eat the Barre...
 
2014-08-24 10:23:16 PM  
So a man walks into a Barre
 
2014-08-24 10:23:57 PM  
and sets it on fire
 
2014-08-24 10:26:09 PM  
Ballet?
 
2014-08-24 10:27:19 PM  
img.fark.netWhat do you want to do to the world, Ronald?
 
2014-08-24 10:27:52 PM  
Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?
 
2014-08-24 10:29:08 PM  
All very funny, except it's pronounced like "barry."
 
2014-08-24 10:39:10 PM  

And_That_Is_Why: All very funny, except it's pronounced like "barry."


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Well, thanks!
 
2014-08-24 10:42:58 PM  
Watch out for the backdraft.
 
2014-08-24 10:43:29 PM  
Pass the marshmallows, baby!
 
2014-08-24 10:44:40 PM  
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-24 10:46:41 PM  
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2014-08-24 10:46:59 PM  
Police on the lookout for a firestarter. A twisted firestarter.
 
2014-08-24 10:47:25 PM  

And_That_Is_Why: All very funny, except it's pronounced like "barry."


Barring your post, it is still funny.
 
2014-08-24 10:49:18 PM  
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2014-08-24 10:51:59 PM  
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2014-08-24 10:52:15 PM  

And_That_Is_Why: All very funny, except it's pronounced like "barry."


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A thank you Barre much.
 
2014-08-24 10:53:16 PM  
dangit, Koldbern, my 'shopping isn't quite quick enough
 
2014-08-24 10:54:28 PM  
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2014-08-24 11:00:33 PM  

fusillade762: Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?


Rocks like this fine sample of Barre stone. Barre's been famous for stone for so long that everyone takes it for granite.
 
2014-08-24 11:08:13 PM  
What a poorly written, Ill-focused article.
Who writes this drivel?  And who greenlights it? It reads like my 4 year old niece is telling the story...
 
2014-08-24 11:16:18 PM  

FormlessOne: fusillade762: Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?

Rocks like this fine sample of Barre stone. Barre's been famous for stone for so long that everyone takes it for granite.


It was a gem of a question. Glad you took a slab at it, but you don't have to grovel for it.
 
2014-08-24 11:39:20 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: FormlessOne: fusillade762: Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?

Rocks like this fine sample of Barre stone. Barre's been famous for stone for so long that everyone takes it for granite.

It was a gem of a question. Glad you took a slab at it, but you don't have to grovel for it.


So gravel close.
 
2014-08-24 11:42:51 PM  
 
2014-08-24 11:54:14 PM  

SurelyShirley: Says she tossed firework because bored firefighter friends needed work

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C'mon baby light my fire?
 
2014-08-24 11:58:05 PM  

FormlessOne: fusillade762: Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?

Rocks like this fine sample of Barre stone. Barre's been famous for stone for so long that everyone takes it for granite.


They do have the best stone, barre none.
 
2014-08-25 12:06:43 AM  

FF Mac: [img.fark.net image 850x415]What do you want to do to the world, Ronald?


"...Burn it...burn it all!"
 
2014-08-25 12:10:39 AM  

Murflette: What a poorly written, Ill-focused article.
Who writes this drivel?  And who greenlights it? It reads like my 4 year old niece is telling the story...


Its the script from the video. The parts without quotes are what the reporter is saying. This is all too common in content from small television stations.

Try watching local news with closed captions. It has a similar effect because they oftentimes don't bother syncing the captions with the timecode on the video So all of the script scans by halfway through the video.

You'll also see [toss to Jim for ad lib]. And I suppose I'm better off not having to read the weather guy's inanities.
 
2014-08-25 12:16:56 AM  
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2014-08-25 12:18:26 AM  
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Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
 
2014-08-25 12:42:05 AM  

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Came to post this, Off to Cibola, bumpity bump!
 
2014-08-25 12:45:33 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: FormlessOne: fusillade762: Rocks like this have gone through windows of trucks sitting on the property

Rocks like what?

Rocks like this fine sample of Barre stone. Barre's been famous for stone for so long that everyone takes it for granite.

They do have the best stone, barre none.


It is truly marble-ous.
 
2014-08-25 12:49:02 AM  
Barre town people got to be from another world.

Also, that reporter fails at English.
 
2014-08-25 01:08:30 AM  
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2014-08-25 01:50:38 AM  
www.rowsdowr.com
 
2014-08-25 01:52:55 AM  
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2014-08-25 02:25:16 AM  
http://youtu.be/efHCdKb5UWc
 
2014-08-25 02:30:43 AM  

SurelyShirley: Says she tossed firework because bored firefighter friends needed work

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Heh. Read about that one in the paper today. Was going to mention it but then I forgot.
 
2014-08-25 02:45:15 AM  

Fista-Phobia: [www.rowsdowr.com image 300x171]


This is a real thing?
 
2014-08-25 03:52:26 AM  

Murflette: What a poorly written, Ill-focused article.
Who writes this drivel?  And who greenlights it? It reads like my 4 year old niece is telling the story...


This kind of writing is a long-standing trend of college journalism. Every sentence is a new paragraph, which absolves the writer of trying to figure out which thoughts belong together.
 
2014-08-25 05:41:26 AM  

Murflette: What a poorly written, Ill-focused article.
Who writes this drivel?  And who greenlights it? It reads like my 4 year old niece is telling the story...


Came to see if anyone else tried to get through the article. Good god what slop.
 
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