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2014-08-24 08:33:39 AM  
I don't like Nutella There I said it.
 
2014-08-24 10:11:34 AM  
Me either.  Feh.
 
2014-08-24 10:12:37 AM  
Hate hazelnuts, love chocolate.  Won't even bother trying the stuff.
 
2014-08-24 10:13:01 AM  
Nutella is tasty, but it is not nearly as good as people make it out to be.
There, I said it.
 
2014-08-24 10:13:48 AM  

EvilEgg: I don't like Nutella There I said it.


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2014-08-24 10:17:35 AM  
screw nutella I'm hoarding ferrero rochers!
 
2014-08-24 10:19:23 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Hate hazelnuts, love chocolate.  Won't even bother trying the stuff.


Glad I'm not the only one. ( ....and I live in Oregon, where most of them are grown in the US...)

/ not proud
 
2014-08-24 10:20:19 AM  
We love hazelnuts and live in one of the major growing areas, so no problem. Nutella? Meh.
 
2014-08-24 10:21:02 AM  
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Plus, Nutella is disgusting.
 
2014-08-24 10:22:26 AM  
I kept hearing about Nutella and decided to buy some one time to see what all the fuss was about.

To each their own the saying goes. Betty Crocker cake icing on animal crackers beats that mess every time. And is a better value too.
 
2014-08-24 10:23:39 AM  
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2014-08-24 10:24:49 AM  
1 Croissant + 1 spread of Nutella + 15 seconds of microwave love = get the fark back it's mine god damn it!
 
2014-08-24 10:27:11 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Hate hazelnuts, love chocolate.  Won't even bother trying the stuff.


It's OK. Just Ok. Nothing special. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.
 
2014-08-24 10:27:30 AM  
This stuff's much better, IMO, when you want to get your fat on...

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2014-08-24 10:28:24 AM  

hillary: EvilEgg: I don't like Nutella There I said it.

Attila the Mom: Me either.  Feh.

I thought it was just me. Bought my first jar a year ago, it's still almost full.


5th'd or whatever. It's been years since I've tried it, but it doesn't taste anything like chocolate. It's off-putting.
 
2014-08-24 10:30:06 AM  
If you like Hazlenuts but don't like chocolate, try this stuff

store.donanimhaber.com
 
2014-08-24 10:30:54 AM  
Did you mean Gnutella?
 
2014-08-24 10:31:09 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ker_Thwap: Hate hazelnuts, love chocolate.  Won't even bother trying the stuff.

It's OK. Just Ok. Nothing special. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.


Mix it with bacon and sriracha and it is the fetid semen of the internet.
 
2014-08-24 10:32:50 AM  

Fano: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ker_Thwap: Hate hazelnuts, love chocolate.  Won't even bother trying the stuff.

It's OK. Just Ok. Nothing special. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.

Mix it with bacon and sriracha and it is the fetid semen of the internet.


AKA hipster jizz.
 
2014-08-24 10:32:56 AM  
Many people in this thread are--I don't really know how to put this delicately--quite literally insane. Nutella is the ambrosia of the Gods.

/Now I really want some Nutella.
//You'll pry it from my cold, dead, sticky fingers
 
2014-08-24 10:35:15 AM  
Reminds me of my band, Fetid Seamen of the Internet.
 
2014-08-24 10:35:31 AM  
 
2014-08-24 10:35:43 AM  

sifr: If you like Hazlenuts but don't like chocolate, try this stuff

[store.donanimhaber.com image 300x300]


Yeah, that looks easy to find SOMEWHERE ELSE.
 
2014-08-24 10:36:09 AM  

stonelotus: screw nutella I'm hoarding ferrero rochers!


Ok, that's totally fair. Mon Cheris, too. (They still have those, right?)
 
2014-08-24 10:37:07 AM  
I've never had Nutella, but it doesn't sound good to me.
 
2014-08-24 10:40:56 AM  

EvilEgg: I don't like Nutella There I said it.


That's ok, not everyone has taste buds.
 
2014-08-24 10:41:49 AM  

hillary: EvilEgg: I don't like Nutella There I said it.

Attila the Mom: Me either.  Feh.

I thought it was just me. Bought my first jar a year ago, it's still almost full.


I'll join in only this, too. The wife and kids love the stuff. I do not enjoy it.
 
2014-08-24 10:44:07 AM  

gilatrout: 1 Croissant + 1 spread of Nutella + 15 seconds of microwave love = get the fark back it's mine god damn it!


Try a toasted croissant with Philadelphia White Chocolate Indulgence.  It's almost better than sex.  At least it was when I was fat.

/In the great fark tradition trying to turn a food thread into a sex thread.
 
2014-08-24 10:45:20 AM  
So much Nutella hate. It has to be, quite possibly, one of the best things to have ever been jarred and sold to the public.

/haven't had it in years since it's fattier than hell.
 
2014-08-24 10:46:11 AM  

gfid: I've never had Nutella, but it doesn't sound good to me.


It is actually tasty but not to the extent its worshippers that exist mostly on the internet would lead you to believe. And especially not to substitute it into every other recipe, which nearly starts to sound like the Monty python spam skit.
 
2014-08-24 10:48:01 AM  
I tried it once. Luckily it was only one of those cookie/biscuit stick snack-sized (Dunk-a-roos for adults) impulse register buys at Walmart, because a whole jar would have gone to waste. I can understand how lots of people would like it, but whoa. Too sweet.
 
2014-08-24 10:49:27 AM  

danpanic77: So much Nutella hate. It has to be, quite possibly, one of the best things to have ever been jarred and sold to the public.

/haven't had it in years since it's fattier than hell.


This.

I am trying to eat healthier as well, so I haven't had it in a while. :(
 
2014-08-24 10:50:11 AM  
The only way I can imagine this stuff to be edible, is to put it on vanilla ice cream.  It tastes like the jars of fudge sauce.  I don't know how people can eat it on toast or however they do.
 
2014-08-24 10:50:11 AM  
No Nutella? White chicks won't be able to even...
 
2014-08-24 10:50:45 AM  
By the way, the new Ben & Jerry's flavor that tries to capitalize on the Nutella craze is AWFUL. The Nutella knockoff they used tastes like used motor oil.
 
2014-08-24 10:55:33 AM  

dave2198: By the way, the new Ben & Jerry's flavor that tries to capitalize on the Nutella craze is AWFUL. The Nutella knockoff they used tastes like used motor oil.


I see I'm not the only one who dropped the drain plug at the worst possible moment.
 
2014-08-24 10:59:47 AM  
Smeared on titttttties....what's there to complain about? Unless the sheets are white.
 
2014-08-24 11:01:03 AM  

Pugdaddyk: Smeared on titttttties....what's there to complain about? Unless the sheets are white.


If it was called Boobella. I imagine the comments in this thread might be a bit different...
 
2014-08-24 11:03:20 AM  
Good thing Al Gore's tax and trade is keeping global warming at bay.  It could be a lot worse!
 
2014-08-24 11:03:48 AM  
Much more frightening is the thought of no more Frangelico.

/ nectar
 
2014-08-24 11:06:22 AM  

dave2198: By the way, the new Ben & Jerry's flavor that tries to capitalize on the Nutella craze is AWFUL. The Nutella knockoff they used tastes like used motor oil.


I know what you mean. I recently had a party and served ice cream sundaes. I realized I didn't have any chocolate syrup in the fridge but I remembered I had used motor oil in the garage.

Needless to say, the guests didn't appreciate the substitution. They didn't even care that it was organic motor oil and not that synthetic crap.
 
2014-08-24 11:08:20 AM  
My son loves it

I usually make a nutella pie for him - cookie crust, etc - assuming he leaves any in the jar.
 
2014-08-24 11:08:30 AM  
F*ck nuts. We eat bacon

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2014-08-24 11:18:41 AM  
Just to be safe, you better start hoarding your jars like their gold,...

Like their gold WHAT?

Best use for hazelnuts:

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2014-08-24 11:23:52 AM  
Yes, please, go out and corner the market on flavored, spreadable sugar and palm kernel oil ointment.
 
2014-08-24 11:29:10 AM  
Nutella makes my teeth hurt.

If they make my hazelnut coffee cost more, then I'll be unhappy.
 
2014-08-24 11:31:26 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: F*ck nuts. We eat bacon

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America doesn't even do Bacon right.

It's not supposed to be burned black and have 1% meat 99% fat.

US has the worlds worst bacon.
 
2014-08-24 11:38:52 AM  
I love Nutella, but it's one of those things I can't keep in the house. I'm trying to eat healthier (recently semi-thwarted by me getting my hands on two bags of Caramel Apple Oreos), and if I keep Nutella around, I will inevitably at some point sit down with the jar and a spoon until the sugar makes me pass out.

My rule on junk food is that it can only be purchased if you intend to eat it then. We don't leave it sitting around the house.
 
2014-08-24 11:41:37 AM  

CleanAndPure: Clemkadidlefark: F*ck nuts. We eat bacon

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America doesn't even do Bacon right.

It's not supposed to be burned black and have 1% meat 99% fat.

US has the worlds worst bacon.


But the fat is the good part!
 
2014-08-24 11:42:58 AM  

95BV5: sifr: If you like Hazlenuts but don't like chocolate, try this stuff

[store.donanimhaber.com image 300x300]

Yeah, that looks easy to find SOMEWHERE ELSE.


it's pretty easy to find where I live. Two stores here carry it, in fact. Maybe you could try Amazon? :P
 
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