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(Foodbeast)   Sam's Club recalls 90,000 Caesar Salad kits after belatedly realizing Listeria is not a key ingredient to the salad   ( foodbeast.com) divider line
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2014-08-24 03:14:11 AM  
Sam's Club recalls 90,000 Caesar Salad kits after belatedly realizing Listeria is not a should not be a key ingredient to the salad
 
2014-08-24 07:12:37 AM  
I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it
 
2014-08-24 07:17:15 AM  
92,000 pounds / 11 ounces per salad = 134,000 salads.

/carry on
 
2014-08-24 08:06:52 AM  
People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?
 
2014-08-24 08:13:35 AM  

ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?


Uh... they're poor?
 
2014-08-24 08:23:26 AM  
1 head romaine heart
2 tbl olive oil
Salt, pepper to taste
Juice of 1/2 lemon
Dash Worcestershire
1 coddled egg (room-tempurature egg put in boiling water for 1 minute)
Croutons, preferably home-made
Parmesan cheese

Toss romaine with above ingredients, one at a time. Serves 1 as a full meal, 2 for a side-dish
 
2014-08-24 08:31:31 AM  
Listeria is the worst mouthwash ever.
 
2014-08-24 08:39:23 AM  

ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?


You may have purchased Sam's Club food without knowing it. A lot of greasy spoons use them instead of Sysco.
 
2014-08-24 08:43:32 AM  
To add insult to injury, it's not even the greens that are to blame for the outbreak, only the chicken is the carrier of the nasty bacteria. You win this round vegetarians.

Number of times I've gotten food poisoning: 1

/lifelong vegetarian.
 
2014-08-24 09:02:46 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it


Friends, Romans, Sams Club members, lend me your toilet
 
2014-08-24 09:10:34 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: To add insult to injury, it's not even the greens that are to blame for the outbreak, only the chicken is the carrier of the nasty bacteria. You win this round vegetarians.

Number of times I've gotten food poisoning: 1

/lifelong vegetarian.


I take it your careful where purchase as well, too often we hear about vegetables getting tainted by poor handling or shiatty growing practices
 
2014-08-24 09:11:02 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it

Friends, Romans Romaines, Sams Club members, lend me your toilet


/Fixed for my amusement.
 
2014-08-24 09:16:41 AM  

Snarfangel: Listeria is the worst mouthwash ever.


It's also the worst of the creeping vines.
 
2014-08-24 09:17:53 AM  

Snarfangel: Listeria is the worst mouthwash ever.


Try the Cool Mint.
 
2014-08-24 09:25:39 AM  

Snarfangel: Doktor_Zhivago: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it

Friends, Romans Romaines, Sams Club members, lend me your toilet

/Fixed for my amusement.


Oh pardon me, thou bleeding piece of surf and turf
 
2014-08-24 09:30:55 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Snarfangel: Doktor_Zhivago: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it

Friends, Romans Romaines, Sams Club members, lend me your toilet

/Fixed for my amusement.

Oh pardon me, thou bleeding piece of surf and turf


Well, I could have went with...

Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMAINES EUNT DOMUS"? "Lettuce called romaine they go the house?"
Sam's Club: It... it says "Salads go home."
 
2014-08-24 10:09:54 AM  

Summoner101: ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?

Uh... they're poor?


lots of poor people don't poison themselves.
 
2014-08-24 10:10:36 AM  

Snarfangel: Doktor_Zhivago: Snarfangel: Doktor_Zhivago: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I come to bury the Caesar, not to praise it

Friends, Romans Romaines, Sams Club members, lend me your toilet

/Fixed for my amusement.

Oh pardon me, thou bleeding piece of surf and turf

Well, I could have went with...

Centurion: What's this thing? "ROMAINES EUNT DOMUS"? "Lettuce called romaine they go the house?"
Sam's Club: It... it says "Salads go home."


Perfect
 
2014-08-24 10:35:36 AM  
Et tu, Listeria?
 
2014-08-24 10:45:51 AM  
Listeria sucks.  I was sick for several days - not bad enough to go to the hospital or even see a doctor, but I'm a doctor-phobic.  I have to think I'm literally dying before I go to a doctor.

I haven't eaten cantaloupe since then.
 
2014-08-24 10:55:23 AM  

ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?


Poor people dont shop at Sam's
Thats what wal mart is for.
 
2014-08-24 12:22:01 PM  
...and not fondly.
 
2014-08-24 01:24:34 PM  

Snarfangel: Listeria is the worst mouthwash ever.


But at 27% alcohol, it makes a great party mixer
 
2014-08-24 03:20:47 PM  
Maybe Listeria is no good in salads, but at least you can use it as mouthwash.....oh wait, that's
Listerine? Oh snap, now you'll tell me Caesar salad wasn't invented on "Your Show of Shows".
 
2014-08-24 03:22:23 PM  

ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?


Probably because most people oppose a concept called "starving".
 
2014-08-24 04:54:39 PM  

loonatic112358: Lars The Canadian Viking: To add insult to injury, it's not even the greens that are to blame for the outbreak, only the chicken is the carrier of the nasty bacteria. You win this round vegetarians.

Number of times I've gotten food poisoning: 1

/lifelong vegetarian.

I take it your careful where purchase as well, too often we hear about vegetables getting tainted by poor handling or shiatty growing practices


Nope, just whatever is at the local discount grocer. As long as it does not taste/smell off, I'll eat it. Been on the floor? I'll eat it. Moldy? I'll eat the non-moldy bit.
 
2014-08-24 05:28:13 PM  

ghare: People buy FOOD at Sam's? Why would you do that to yourself?


People consider salad to be "food"?
 
2014-08-25 02:45:45 PM  
Well to be accurate, Sam's Club did not recall anything...


APPA Fine Foods, a Corona, Calif. establishment, is recalling approximately 92,657 pounds of fully cooked chicken Caesar salad kit products due to concerns about possible Listeria monocytogenes (Lm) contamination, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today.
 
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