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(Daily Mail)   Gang of ten who store drugs in toilets get their lives flushed when they are plunged into jail for over 100 years combined   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-24 12:38:44 AM  
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I guess you're really up shiat creek
 
2014-08-24 01:33:29 AM  
In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.
 
2014-08-24 02:38:34 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.


They added up all their sentences to reach the 100 mark...  Cheapos.
 
2014-08-24 03:35:05 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.


100 metric years is about 1,000 real American years.
 
2014-08-24 04:50:41 AM  

CruiserTwelve: ecmoRandomNumbers: In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.

100 metric years is about 1,000 real American years.


cop math
 
2014-08-24 04:58:06 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.


I knew a guy who smuggled 10 kilos of heroin from Brazil into Canada.   They tried to get him to go to Texas.   He got 10 years in Canada,   probably would have been life plus 1000 years in Texas.

/csb
 
2014-08-24 05:04:29 AM  
So is Gang of Ten twice as bad as Gang of Five?
 
2014-08-24 05:11:36 AM  
at least they are in the tank
 
2014-08-24 05:29:27 AM  

CruiserTwelve: ecmoRandomNumbers: In the US, it would be closer to 1000 years.

100 metric years is about 1,000 real American years.


They were handling speed. It makes the sentences go that much faster.
 
2014-08-24 05:34:48 AM  

The drug smuggling crew numbered ten.
In front of the judge, each one then
Expressed his regrets
At fouling bidets-
And promptly wasn't heard from again.

 
2014-08-24 05:45:06 AM  
So - that's like....10 years each, right?
So they'll be out in 4-5 years.
 
2014-08-24 06:22:11 AM  
basementrejects.com
 
2014-08-24 06:36:33 AM  
Man, Gang of Four went down hill quickly once they picked up the additional band members, didn't they? Should have stuck with the music.

/love "At home he's a tourist"
 
2014-08-24 06:48:44 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: So - that's like....10 years each, right?
So they'll be out in 4-5 years.


I came here to say the same.  Did law enforcement make this statement as a deterrent, or did the media do it attract readers?
Either way, saying ringleaders of drug ring, which included 137 lbs of amphetamines and large quantities of cocaine get 12 years in jail doesn't sound so glittery.
 
2014-08-24 11:33:38 AM  
That's a fine looking bunch of reubens. Real rocket surgeons, too, I'll bet
 
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