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(   Blockbuster spraying videos to help us choose movies. Action films smell like gunpowder, romance like roses. No word what they're using for porn.   ( divider line
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6259 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2001 at 1:21 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-12 05:57:59 PM  
I can smell it coming a mile away...
"Scent of a Woman"..?
How are they gonna pull that off...
2001-12-12 06:21:53 PM  
Winnie the Pooh?
2001-12-12 06:50:31 PM  
Viacom owns blockbuster. Viacom is stupid therefore blockbuster is stupid.

{a = b} {a = stupid} so {b = stupid}

really though. Blockbuster censors their (viacom) films for "bad stuff" also they don't carry uncensored films often due to bad stuff. If you go to blockbuster I bet you also use AOL. I also bet if you are on the west coast that your bank is Wells Fargo. If you are any two of these may I suggest a really stiff drink and dozens of tranqualizers for you are truly lame.
2001-12-12 07:45:51 PM  
If the movie smells like shiate.. it probably is.
2001-12-12 07:50:55 PM  
New addition to constitution, freedom from tyrannical use of scents and odors. We demand the freedom for our noses

Ah ah ahh AhhCHOoooo
2001-12-12 07:53:40 PM  

2001-12-12 08:44:50 PM  
The language filter is stupid. The message still gets across. Who the hell says "shiat" other than attractive and successful Caucasian-Americans? I can understand "fark", but at least keep the capitalization intact where necessary.

attractive and successful African-American
2001-12-12 08:45:09 PM  
Someguy:Fear the farking filter

Fuk N

2001-12-12 09:10:18 PM  
The title to fear?

2001-12-12 09:16:04 PM  
They've been doing this for years at big chain movie rental stores!
2001-12-12 09:20:15 PM  
When Earthbound first came out for SNES, Nintendo Power had a scratch and sniff 'Identify the smell' contest. A few television shows tried the idea as well...
2001-12-12 10:05:24 PM  
Blockbuster is nuts about what is and isn't acceptable fare for their units (harhar) but...
The local Blockbuster (which will remain undisclosed due to some farkhead calling them and telling them after reading this, most likely) carries a music video called Red Hot Rock from the mid 80's. A collection of metal-ish videos from forgotten bands.
One of which features a very nekkid 15 year old Traci Lords in full slut mode.
I wonder how they'd feel if they knew they had what is legally kiddie porn on the shelf?
2001-12-12 10:17:48 PM  
Deliverence smells "jes like a hog"
2001-12-12 10:50:52 PM  
Yeah, it's all fun and games in the action section until some punk kid holds his Zippo (lighter, for those uninformed among us)up to the vent.

Although blowing the roof off of a Blockbuster might not be such a bad thing......... ;)

2001-12-13 01:51:28 AM  
I love the smell of stripper sweat...
2001-12-13 04:15:14 AM  
Bones666--What about the "Body" section in Drama? "Body Heat", "Body Chemistry", "Body Shots". I worked there for a year. They truly are the devil. I'll take my lowly Payless Video with it's $.79 "Naughty Corral--leave your guns at the door" section anyday over BBV's $4 movie.
2001-12-13 11:10:54 AM  
"Taste the Golden Spray"
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