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(LA Times)   When remodeling, it's always a tough call between the 980,000 calorie chocolate toilet or the 210,000 calorie chocolate bidet   (latimes.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-23 11:51:21 PM  
Prince Pondicherry learned the hard way that both are a bad idea.
 
2014-08-24 12:09:21 AM  
Never hire a German decorator. It's all Monkeys, Urine and Poo.
 
2014-08-24 01:38:34 AM  
Chief Executive Ian Monk decided to create after seeing people frequently mispell suite as sweet.

These people need to be shot. Also, people who spell "suit" as "suite."

"I bought a new suite with a cool tie." I've seen that one on a male fashion subreddit a few hundred times.
 
2014-08-24 02:56:37 AM  
Everything is made fresh, They don't expect to actually sell any, so you can expect a two- to three-month wait time.
 
2014-08-24 02:57:11 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: These people need to be shot. Also, people who spell "suit" as "suite."


Also people who confuse cache with cachet. "Your new suite has a certain cache."
 
2014-08-24 02:58:41 AM  
"We realized that over a million British people searching for new bathrooms were popping 'bathroom sweets,' rather than 'bathroom suites' into their preferred search engines,"

I wonder if this is why British English is different than American English. Every time some American notices a spelling error by a Brit they say "oh we spell it different..."

so in a few years "Bathroom sweet" will be considered the proper spelling in the UK.
 
2014-08-24 02:59:30 AM  
I have way more disposable income than Croesus.  Be interested in me.
 
2014-08-24 03:02:32 AM  
I love that this is just an elaborate way to troll people that can't distinguish homophones. There should be more of these to make sure that people feel sufficiently stupid when they type the wrong one into Google.
 
2014-08-24 03:09:01 AM  
But if you buy the chocolate toilet, how do you hook it to the plumbing? Melt it?
 
2014-08-24 03:11:32 AM  
 
2014-08-24 03:11:42 AM  

flamark: ecmoRandomNumbers: These people need to be shot. Also, people who spell "suit" as "suite."

Also people who confuse cache with cachet. "Your new suite has a certain cache."


Just maybe there's a secret room hidden behind the bookcase? Didja ever think of that?!
 
2014-08-24 03:11:49 AM  
*clicks on link*

............

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-24 03:15:09 AM  
Have we reached peak stupidity yet?
 
2014-08-24 03:20:43 AM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: I love that this is just an elaborate way to troll people that can't distinguish homophones. There should be more of these to make sure that people feel sufficiently stupid when they type the wrong one into Google.


Homophones are easy to spot.  When they flip open the feather boa falls out
 
2014-08-24 03:21:52 AM  

Ladeeda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KAVZEiIjk8


I lol'd
 
2014-08-24 03:23:09 AM  

gfid: Have we reached peak stupidity yet?


Ages ago.
 
2014-08-24 03:23:59 AM  
That's not chocolate but it does have plenty of nuts.
 
2014-08-24 03:28:00 AM  
Something something Hedonism Bot reference.
 
2014-08-24 03:40:39 AM  
Somebody will play the fiddle while the city burns. And the chocolate toilet melts.
 
2014-08-24 03:52:48 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Chief Executive Ian Monk decided to create after seeing people frequently mispell suite as sweet.

These people need to be shot. Also, people who spell "suit" as "suite."

"I bought a new suite with a cool tie." I've seen that one on a male fashion subreddit a few hundred times.



Farking yanks and their 'I spell it however I want. We don't have time for extra letters' pish.
 
2014-08-24 03:53:03 AM  
Deer sweat angle, yew one my hart. Pleas except this gift as a toe ken of my internal a door meant.
 
2014-08-24 03:54:54 AM  
i.imgur.com

Mmmmm... chocolate toilet.
 
2014-08-24 04:02:42 AM  

log_jammin: "We realized that over a million British people searching for new bathrooms were popping 'bathroom sweets,' rather than 'bathroom suites' into their preferred search engines,"

I wonder if this is why British English is different than American English. Every time some American notices a spelling error by a Brit they say "oh we spell it different..."

so in a few years "Bathroom sweet" will be considered the proper spelling in the UK.



Great PR exercise but the coont is obviously trolling with his 'facts'.
 
2014-08-24 04:32:46 AM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: I love that this is just an elaborate way to troll people that can't distinguish homophones. There should be more of these to make sure that people feel sufficiently stupid when they type the wrong one into Google.


Have you met my bathroom Swede?
 
2014-08-24 04:42:09 AM  
Oh, you have got to be sh*tting me.

Speaking of which: I leave a bar of "chocolate" in my toilet almost every day.
 
2014-08-24 04:51:56 AM  
"Chocolate Bidet"

Worst pornstar name EVER!
 
2014-08-24 05:46:27 AM  
Millions of years of evolution, and we get....chocolate toilets. I think human beings are due for a recall for out of date firmware.
 
2014-08-24 05:46:51 AM  
This looks like rich peoples problems. o_o
 
2014-08-24 06:42:36 AM  
But does the chocolate toilet have a mint in it?
 
2014-08-24 07:00:04 AM  

JonnyBGoode: But does the chocolate toilet have a mint in it?


York Peppermint Urinal Cake
 
2014-08-24 07:34:00 AM  

GungFu: Farking yanks and their 'I spell it however I want. We don't have time for extra letters' pish.


farking English adopting the French spelling of words.
 
2014-08-24 08:10:48 AM  
"We realized that over a million British people searching for new bathrooms were popping 'bathroom sweets,' rather than 'bathroom suites' into their preferred search engines,"

Isn't using spelling variations basic SEO? Where have these people been for the last 15 years?
 
2014-08-24 08:11:15 AM  
You clean it with your tongue. Yum!
 
2014-08-24 08:15:16 AM  
My eyes are still foggy with sleep, because I read the source as latinatimes. So then I thought
Chocolate: delicious, brown, sweet (not suite). And then I thought of Latina butts: delicious, brown (colors may vary), sweet.  I need to go back to bed....
 
2014-08-24 08:56:42 AM  
I'm taking a dump on a brown toilet so I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-08-24 09:07:49 AM  

gfid: Have we reached peak stupidity yet?


Dear lord, I hope so.
 
2014-08-24 09:15:29 AM  
"If you have money to piss away..."
 
2014-08-24 01:19:33 PM  

gfid: Have we reached peak stupidity yet?


No. Human stupidity is infinite.

/besides, Ow, My Balls! isn't on yet.
 
2014-08-24 02:02:40 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
Thats not a Babyruth.
 
2014-08-24 02:51:10 PM  
Look on YouTube for an old Cocoa Krispies ad in which Snagglepuss discovered he had the power
to "chocolatize" anything he touched.  (He didn't touch a toilet or bidet...sorry.)
 
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