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(Metro)   If you had one whole day for WBC to find an excuse not to go to Iraq, come get your prize   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-08-23 04:26:35 PM  
7 votes:
My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.
2014-08-23 05:19:30 PM  
4 votes:
dilbert.com
2014-08-23 04:11:11 PM  
3 votes:
They may be sick, deranged, twisted, sorry excuses for carbon-based life forms, but they're not crazy.
2014-08-24 01:26:45 AM  
2 votes:

C18H27NO3: If they're unwilling to hit up Iraq then here are some other suggestions.
- Somalia
- Ciudad Juarez
- Baghdad
- Peshawar
- Kabul
- San Pedro Sula
- Anywhere there is regular nuclear testing.


awfulcontent.com
2014-08-23 10:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
I refuse to read the article, and insist that this is about boxing.
2014-08-23 06:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
My first questino upon reading headline - Why would the World Boxing Council want to go to Iraq?
2014-08-23 06:22:24 PM  
2 votes:
Is boxing even allowed in Iraq ?

/DRTFA
2014-08-23 05:38:06 PM  
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: We're talking about them so mission accomplished.


Yeah, I'm sure the WBC checks Fark daily to see if they're mentioned.
2014-08-23 05:05:02 PM  
2 votes:

Rosyna: Either way, I don't think the comedian wanted to take part in murder.


Murder? It was assisted suicide.
2014-08-24 02:18:05 AM  
1 vote:

SmittyBGKY: nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.

Came to say this but we got it covered it seems.


you should, both, book a flight
2014-08-24 01:56:30 AM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.


WTF am I reading. Got to tell the wife to get back in the kitchen.
2014-08-24 12:53:30 AM  
1 vote:

Bucky Katt: nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.

Your pastor needs therapy.


I think a more apt question is why is his pastor not his former pastor.
2014-08-23 11:51:55 PM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.


Your pastor needs therapy.
2014-08-23 09:44:11 PM  
1 vote:

RadiomanATL: So the comedian backed out? No problem. Kickstarter anyone?


I don't think that will be necessary.
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-08-23 08:34:08 PM  
1 vote:

BMFPitt: It would be funny if they got kidnapped for ransom.


"Hello, American Devil. This is Muhammad Stereotype. We are holding the WBC and are demanding hello? Hello? That's like the 20th number. Hey let's ask for money to kill them."
2014-08-23 07:51:28 PM  
1 vote:
Comedian turns out to be joking.

:0
2014-08-23 07:09:33 PM  
1 vote:

Bermuda59: They couldn't fly on a day of the week that ended in a "y"


Send them by Carnival Cruise ship.
2014-08-23 06:16:01 PM  
1 vote:
stupid world boxing council.  i bet the ibf would have followed through
 
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