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(Metro)   If you had one whole day for WBC to find an excuse not to go to Iraq, come get your prize   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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15137 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2014 at 4:48 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-23 04:12:44 PM  
7 votes:
Am I reading this wrong? It sounds like the comedian was the one who reneged.
2014-08-23 05:36:05 PM  
4 votes:
You know what would really kick ass as a new rule for fark?

No WBC stories. Ever.
2014-08-23 05:38:17 PM  
3 votes:
The fact that bullets fly daily in America killing adults, kids and even babies while not one of those bullets has ever found its way to WBC is proof there is no God.
2014-08-23 04:58:59 PM  
3 votes:
This would be an awesome kickstarter.

Heck we could probably raise enough money for them to take a private corporate jet and make stops in North Korea, Indonesia, Burma, Syria, Somalia, and have the tour stop in Mosul.
2014-08-23 04:53:32 PM  
3 votes:
So the comedian backed out? No problem. Kickstarter anyone?
2014-08-24 12:14:17 AM  
2 votes:

simkatu: lilbjorn: They're like any other group of right-wing zealots.  All talk.

Fred Phelps was a registered Democrat and ran for public office as a Democrat.

You can't assume all religious fundamentalists are Republicans, just about 99% of them.


And Jim Jones was anti KKK. He was still a murderous douchebag though.
2014-08-23 07:58:45 PM  
2 votes:

bigdog1960: nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.

Good lord. Time for a new pastor.


Have we found Meow Said The Dog'salt?
2014-08-23 07:17:10 PM  
2 votes:
Drew, why are you letting these trolls get the attention they crave.  Do you want to further fund them?
2014-08-23 07:15:59 PM  
2 votes:
Admins:  I implore you, stop link to stories about the "Westboro Baptist Church", this bunch of lawyers/trolls needs to meet the black space of neglect, stop farkin feeding them.  You stand up for womyn but you really need to stand up for all of humanity by ignoring this legless asshats and let them die out once and for all.  You are morally bankrupt to us all until you do.
2014-08-23 05:30:03 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Am I reading this wrong? It sounds like the comedian was the one who reneged.


TFA was vague about that. The way I read it, they accepted and then spent a week arguing with him about it until he gave up and donated money to charity instead.

Conjecture: probably they tried to make ridiculous demands so that they could torpedo the thing intentionally because they never intended to actually follow through. That way they could *say* they accepted, and claim to have done so in good faith, but be lying so they don't die from gunfire and neck-sawing.
2014-08-23 05:05:02 PM  
2 votes:

Rosyna: Either way, I don't think the comedian wanted to take part in murder.


Murder? It was assisted suicide.
2014-08-23 04:54:33 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Am I reading this wrong? It sounds like the comedian was the one who reneged.


That is correct. The WBC still wants to go.
2014-08-23 04:53:27 PM  
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: We're talking about them so mission accomplished.


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2014-08-23 04:43:34 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Am I reading this wrong? It sounds like the comedian was the one who reneged.


No, you are right. Subby lied in his headline to get the greenlight. Schadenfreude  sells better than the truth.

/That would have been so awesome if they had gone and only then discovered that the tickets were one-way.
2014-08-23 04:39:02 PM  
2 votes:
We're talking about them so mission accomplished.
2014-08-24 01:56:30 AM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.


WTF am I reading. Got to tell the wife to get back in the kitchen.
2014-08-23 10:05:27 PM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: We're talking about them so mission accomplished.


This.

/f*ck WBC
//f*ck people who defend their right to exist as a "religion" even harder
///IRL trolling is not a religion
2014-08-23 10:00:56 PM  
1 vote:

RadiomanATL: So the comedian backed out? No problem. Kickstarter anyone?


I've got enough Delta miles to get at least a couple of them there in first class.  Let's make this happen.
2014-08-23 09:51:05 PM  
1 vote:

SearchN: You know what would really kick ass as a new rule for fark?

No WBC stories. Ever.


The admins are too busy making sure no one uses the b word to refer to a woman or offends anyone at all. So good luck with that. Fark is getting closer to Tumblr every day
2014-08-23 09:39:31 PM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.


Came to say this but we got it covered it seems.
2014-08-23 07:45:22 PM  
1 vote:

nickdaisy: My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.


Good lord. Time for a new pastor.
2014-08-23 06:51:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-08-23 06:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
My first questino upon reading headline - Why would the World Boxing Council want to go to Iraq?
2014-08-23 05:41:46 PM  
1 vote:

SearchN: You know what would really kick ass as a new rule for fark?

No WBC stories. Ever.


Really They're all the same anyway.
2014-08-23 05:39:53 PM  
1 vote:

lilbjorn: They're like any other group of right-wing zealots.  All talk.


ISIS are right-wing zealots.
2014-08-23 05:39:24 PM  
1 vote:
Know how to make them stop? Ignore them. They are attention whores, that is what motivates them.
2014-08-23 05:04:46 PM  
1 vote:
So it seems like we need to crowed fund this project if all we need to do is raise the money for tickets. I bet within a couple days we could fly every member to Iraq first class with how much would be donated though i would kind of like video of the out come of there protest set to Yakaty Sax.
2014-08-23 04:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
Either way, I don't think the comedian wanted to take part in murder.
2014-08-23 04:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
Those cowardly assholes won't go anyplace where they can't sue if they get what they so richly deserve
2014-08-23 04:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
My pastor says that robin williams done died early because he dressed like a woman and made the sex with men and spent to much time in Hollywood making violence and bad films to make money instead of praising Him. He says that when The Lord calls a sheep the sheep goes even if the sheep has been making the sex with other sheep who are boys and robin williams was called and now he's with The Lord and will have to answer just like I will had to answer after I did that thing to that girl on that retreat and everybody got real mad and now I can't wear scarfs or belts no more unless they're made of something real breakable like. That's what my pastor says.
 
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