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(NASCAR)   Will there be fistfights or objects being thrown? Will the winner have half a fender? It's the Bristol night race, the best race on the Sprint Cup schedule. Coverage begins at 7 PM on ABC and other stations... except for Wyoming; you're screwed   (nascar.com) divider line 520
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2014-08-23 12:16:45 PM  
I know  you've all been thinking it for a long time now. I'll just come right out and say it. fark Wyoming.
 
2014-08-23 12:44:18 PM  

crotchgrabber: I know  you've all been thinking it for a long time now. I'll just come right out and say it. fark Wyoming.


According to the link, if they have a satellite out there they can get it.  Just wonder what football team they watch that'd pre-empt the race throughout the entire state?
 
2014-08-23 12:54:01 PM  

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20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
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24) Idol collateral damage warning
25) DanZero's commercial/side-by-side recap from last week and mid-race report
26) The Bestest with the current Chase seeding after the race
27) DamnitLarson!
 
2014-08-23 01:03:06 PM  
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2014-08-23 01:04:27 PM  
It's a bit more than Wyoming subby

/too busy with simpsons marathon to submit this week
 
2014-08-23 04:54:57 PM  
I'll be channel flipping between the Colts\NO game. Without Smoke in the race, I don't have a strong opinion except "Fark HWSNBN"
 
2014-08-23 06:40:50 PM  
I'm sorry, I read that as "will there be fistings"
 
2014-08-23 06:56:52 PM  
Don't know if I'll be around much tonight, but I'll try to post from Sonoma tomorrow.
 
2014-08-23 07:04:19 PM  
Go 42
 
2014-08-23 07:04:19 PM  
Shameless non-Martinsville plug for me: If you have nothing else to do and Bristol gets tiring, we're racing live tonight at Southern National Motorsports Park live online.  I'm announcing, and am trying to keep it marginally amusing.  You can watch live here if you're so inclined.  http://www.fanschoice.tv/watch-live/nascar/southern_national

Two-time and defending NASCAR Whelen All-American Series champion Lee Pulliam is racing tonight, should be a good show, anyway.
 
2014-08-23 07:05:00 PM  
Let's go, Smoke Jeff Burton!
 
2014-08-23 07:06:39 PM  
Race hasnt started

Post Pontiac pictures

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2014-08-23 07:06:58 PM  
Go A-Bow/RyTru/Whitt!

Once again, with 4 points spots for 3 races, a win guarantees a Chase spot for anyone not a backmarker (read: BK Racing).

Smoke once again is bowing out.

Carl to JGR eh? That should be fun.

DammitLarson starting near the back after a qualifying crash. He pretty much needs a win or a top 5 in all three races to make it now.
 
2014-08-23 07:07:38 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:10:01 PM  
..also Kurt is supposed to fly out to Williamsburg after the race to support the Vegas LLWS team. Unfortunately for him, they lost to ChiTown today and will be playing for 3rd.
 
2014-08-23 07:10:03 PM  
Hi guys!

At work so will have to rely on you guys like normal. I will be home to see at least the end of the race though. :D
 
2014-08-23 07:10:25 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:11:04 PM  
Bristol at night. *should* be good. Last night's NNS race was great until DammitLarson got wrecked...

/Hello, NASFARK...

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2014-08-23 07:12:11 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:12:48 PM  
Slash is a JJ Yeley fan?
 
2014-08-23 07:13:44 PM  

bluorangefyre: Just wonder what football team they watch that'd pre-empt the race throughout the entire state?


Apparently it's the Broncos.
 
2014-08-23 07:16:46 PM  
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Technically not a Pontiac, but still...
 
2014-08-23 07:17:44 PM  
The catfish in agony

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2014-08-23 07:19:17 PM  

MBrady: The Bestest: ..also Kurt is supposed to fly out to Williamsburg after the race to support the Vegas LLWS team. Unfortunately for him, they lost to ChiTown today and will be playing for 3rd.

Technically playing for 2nd place - for the US seedings.

There is a International runner up as well.

He should go regardless.


Who won the International game, or has it been played yet?

/yossha Nippon!
 
2014-08-23 07:20:01 PM  

Mztlplx: Who won the International game, or has it been played yet?


Worst Korea, 12-3
 
2014-08-23 07:21:16 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:21:36 PM  

mikaloyd: 57 Pontiac Star chief safari
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Yah, one word for that.

Baaadass

/I like cool old cars
 
2014-08-23 07:22:53 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:23:40 PM  

DanZero: It's a bit more than Wyoming subby

/too busy with simpsons marathon to submit this week


That list is screwed up. WPVI is airing the race as is because the Eagles game was on Thursday. But they left out that the race is being moved on WJLA in Washington so they can air the Ravens/Redskins game.
 
2014-08-23 07:24:53 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: Who won the International game, or has it been played yet?

Worst Korea, 12-3


Figured. Japan was good, but Worst Korea are monsters this year.
 
2014-08-23 07:25:16 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:25:50 PM  
so question.. with Carl moving to JGR, who is gonna be the Ford poster boy now? Biffle? Bayne?
 
2014-08-23 07:26:02 PM  
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I always liked Bobby.
 
2014-08-23 07:26:55 PM  

The Bestest: so question.. with Carl moving to JGR, who is gonna be the Ford poster boy now? Biffle? Bayne?


Kes?
 
2014-08-23 07:28:17 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:29:40 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:29:40 PM  
It pained me to do it, but I started KyBu, so a repeat of last night would not be appreciated
 
2014-08-23 07:31:42 PM  
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Thread always needs more David Pearson.
 
2014-08-23 07:31:54 PM  
looks like a full house
 
2014-08-23 07:32:12 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:32:26 PM  
Checking in, safe race everybody....
 
2014-08-23 07:33:14 PM  
Any of you catch last night's anthem where the singers were being screwed up by the hellacious echo?
 
2014-08-23 07:33:14 PM  

MBrady: "How do you want your racecar set up?"

Matt Kenseth:  "I want it set up as shaitty as possible so I can finish dead last."

How to YOU think he wants it set up you stupid biatch?


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2014-08-23 07:33:17 PM  

crotchgrabber: I know  you've all been thinking it for a long time now. I'll just come right out and say it. fark Wyoming.


Why don't they have Nascar, some sort of protest against the FED meeting in Jackson last week?
 
2014-08-23 07:33:33 PM  
I'm currently defrosting from doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so things may be a bit frosty from me for a bit.

/best anthem of the year right there!
 
2014-08-23 07:34:46 PM  
Is Dr. Punch in the booth tonight?  If so, AWESOME!  He was better than Bob Jenkins back in the day.
 
2014-08-23 07:34:55 PM  

QueenMamaBee: It pained me to do it, but I started KyBu, so a repeat of last night would not be appreciated


Ah c'mon, treat it like opposites day! I had to start farking Harvick and that pains me as much as starting KyBu does you, lol. We'll just call it Opposites Day and never speak of it again, how's that?  XD
 
2014-08-23 07:35:51 PM  

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: It pained me to do it, but I started KyBu, so a repeat of last night would not be appreciated

Ah c'mon, treat it like opposites day! I had to start farking Harvick and that pains me as much as starting KyBu does you, lol. We'll just call it Opposites Day and never speak of it again, how's that?  XD


Agreed :)
 
2014-08-23 07:36:16 PM  
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2014-08-23 07:36:30 PM  

The Bestest: looks like a full house


Night race at Bristol is still not the easiest ticket to get.

/been twice, friends live just over the TN border
 
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