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2014-08-23 10:03:14 AM  
The South Fork Prolapses
 
2014-08-23 10:06:02 AM  
I only do two leagues since 2003. I keep them separated by Blocking Dummies and Tackling Dummies. Those are stupid names, but too late to change now.
One guy has ACL Terrors, which is kinda neat
 
2014-08-23 10:15:54 AM  
Brain Dead Dumbf@cks.
 
2014-08-23 10:22:09 AM  

Gronk if you're horny

I am Gronk

Ertz, don't it?


more here.
 
2014-08-23 10:25:14 AM  
Romosexual Tendencies
 
2014-08-23 10:26:32 AM  
Romolicious (1-10)

*eye liner runs*
 
2014-08-23 10:32:29 AM  
Mine is The Superb Owl.
 
2014-08-23 10:43:17 AM  

mephisto6: I only do two leagues since 2003. I keep them separated by Blocking Dummies and Tackling Dummies. Those are stupid names, but too late to change now.
One guy has ACL Terrors, which is kinda neat


I am totally stealing the ACL Terrors.
 
2014-08-23 10:46:05 AM  
The Mighty Oprahs

The Fighting Ferrets
 
2014-08-23 10:56:42 AM  
Salary Cap In Yo Ass.
 
2014-08-23 11:04:26 AM  
Get a Lifers
 
2014-08-23 11:11:58 AM  
Delicate Snowflakes

or

The Repeatedly Concussed Simpletons
 
2014-08-23 11:16:34 AM  
WalterPaytonsucks

AaronRodgers'Panties

BarrySandersspreadsEbola
 
2014-08-23 11:19:24 AM  
Reduced Testicle Size
 
2014-08-23 11:30:27 AM  
The Almighty Bungholes
 
2014-08-23 11:36:30 AM  
Manziel's Folly
 
2014-08-23 11:37:34 AM  
The Parole Officers

Wildcat Defense Attorneys
 
2014-08-23 11:39:38 AM  
The Beiber Fever
 
2014-08-23 11:51:53 AM  
Hingle McCringleberry's All-Stars
 
2014-08-23 12:05:49 PM  
It should always be a 7th grade level smut joke.

"Guys Banging Your Mom" cracks me up every time I look at his roster.
 
2014-08-23 12:05:57 PM  
Popcorncussions

Comic-concussions
 
2014-08-23 12:08:18 PM  
This Isn't a Sandusky Joke
 
2014-08-23 12:10:39 PM  
Knuckle Dragging Booger Eaters
or by the real name
Dallas Cowboys
 
2014-08-23 12:11:05 PM  
Almighty Gunt
 
2014-08-23 12:13:49 PM  
Mighty Manly Mysogynists

Redskins Fark
 
2014-08-23 12:14:18 PM  
I went with the Bismarck Ease. Yeah, I ripped it from a Fark thread I read years ago.
 
2014-08-23 12:14:26 PM  
Atlantic City Elevators
 
2014-08-23 12:15:07 PM  
The Tomahawk Chop Shop
 
2014-08-23 12:15:19 PM  
Here's two that I've used in recent years.  We try to follow the city/name format.

Auschwitz Flames

State College Tickle Monsters

This year I may go for Ferguson F*cking Animals
 
2014-08-23 12:15:48 PM  
Farking Misogynists
 
2014-08-23 12:17:57 PM  
Houston Oilers
 
2014-08-23 12:18:10 PM  
Ferguson Peacekeepers
 
2014-08-23 12:18:26 PM  

John Nash: Here's two that I've used in recent years.  We try to follow the city/name format.

Auschwitz Flames

State College Tickle Monsters

This year I may go for Ferguson F*cking Animals


The Auschwitz Oven Cleaners
The Auschwitz Yellow Stars.
 
2014-08-23 12:19:29 PM  
The Ferguson Loot & Scoot.
 
2014-08-23 12:23:14 PM  
Back Door Beauties.
 
2014-08-23 12:24:51 PM  
Alright! Alright! I'll tell you what to do. Get some big dudes who can run really fast. If a bigger dude gets in their way, turn.
 
GBB
2014-08-23 12:27:29 PM  
Twisted Meniscus
 
2014-08-23 12:32:37 PM  
Ferguson Firearms
 
2014-08-23 12:37:04 PM  
Commercial Breaks
 
2014-08-23 12:37:08 PM  
oh, you mean football, not football
 
2014-08-23 12:38:33 PM  
Like right hook on Rice
Nice right on Rice
Rice Right, Baby
 
2014-08-23 12:38:54 PM  
I always use plays on one of my players' names, typically one of my best. I had Jamaal Charles last year, so I went with "Charles in Charge."
 
2014-08-23 12:39:03 PM  
my team is the 'ham fisted bun vendors'
 
2014-08-23 12:42:07 PM  
The Politically-Correct Racial Stereotypes
 
2014-08-23 12:46:59 PM  
Fartz
 
2014-08-23 12:48:05 PM  
How about the Mongooses? The fighting Mongooses?

That's a cool team name, right?
 
2014-08-23 12:48:59 PM  
A couple from our league last year.

Graham Crackas
Clean out Urlacher

I was IorderedTheCodeRed and I stole my avatar from a Fark thread.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-23 12:49:49 PM  
I'm going with Gargle Dongers this year.
 
2014-08-23 12:51:32 PM  
The Fighting Fetuses
The Scrappy Opossums
DC Morgue Rats
 
2014-08-23 12:52:38 PM  
I've always preferred using real cities/states for fantasy team names, and have come up with a few that I thought were pretty good over the years.  Not quite as perfect as "Macon Whoopee", but if any of these tickle your fancy you're free to use them.

Alberta Moose
Toulouse Cannons
Djibouti Call
Juneau Watts

But I think my two homegrown favorites were created by a couple of friends of mine back about 20 years ago: Los Angeles Riot and Boston Massacre.
 
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