turdfergusonn: I told ya, never trust a monkey!
berylman: I don't believe that a small monkey would have the arm strength to throw a full fifth of liquor hard enough to knock someone out.
Snapper Carr: Monkey's are in here. Think I'll let 'em out.
Badgers: [aufdenspring.com image 320x240]/Now playing in your head
doofusgumby: He only went ape shiat since everyone in the place referred to the librarian as a monkey.
Day_Old_Dutchie: They got a pet monkeyHe likes to get drunk, heplays boogie-woogie and it sounds real funky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg
jso2897: You know, in our transition from the Victorian press to the weblogs of today, I somehow feel that journalism may have lost something.
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