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(BBC-US)   Your "We didn't Fark the world, it's always been farked" story of the day: The drunken monkey that smashed up a bar   (bbc.com ) divider line
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2220 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2014 at 11:24 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-23 10:06:58 PM  
We really don't have enough drunk monkey stories in the modern age
 
2014-08-23 11:15:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Not that bad a movie.
 
2014-08-23 11:28:07 PM  
I told ya, never trust a monkey!
 
2014-08-23 11:31:45 PM  
Curious George goes to Betty Ford.
 
2014-08-23 11:37:12 PM  

turdfergusonn: I told ya, never trust a monkey!


Leave the monkey alone he just had a bad day.
 
2014-08-23 11:39:47 PM  
I don't believe that a small monkey would have the arm strength to throw a full fifth of liquor hard enough to knock someone out.  Mythbusters season 31 material here
 
2014-08-23 11:40:01 PM  
 
2014-08-23 11:45:53 PM  

berylman: I don't believe that a small monkey would have the arm strength to throw a full fifth of liquor hard enough to knock someone out.


Those little farkers have the strength of 10 men. Or one ant.
 
2014-08-23 11:49:50 PM  
Monkeys are famous drunks.
 
2014-08-23 11:53:47 PM  
That funky monkey

...with a 12 inch pianist
 
2014-08-24 12:08:37 AM  
He only went ape shiat since everyone in the place referred to the librarian as a monkey.
 
2014-08-24 12:12:33 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-24 12:23:10 AM  

Snapper Carr: Monkey's are in here. Think I'll let 'em out.


I want to see that with Christopher Walken in the lead.

/Don't see nearly enough Christopher Walken on Fark anymore.
 
2014-08-24 01:01:26 AM  
We didn't Fark the world
It was a drunken monkey
He got a little funky...
 
2014-08-24 01:08:13 AM  
aufdenspring.com

/Now playing in your head
 
2014-08-24 01:44:38 AM  

Badgers: [aufdenspring.com image 320x240]

/Now playing in your head


really?http://youtu.be/nBbQyXZvkbA
 
2014-08-24 01:54:54 AM  
They got a pet monkey
He likes to get drunk, he
plays boogie-woogie and it sounds real funky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg
 
2014-08-24 03:08:28 AM  

doofusgumby: He only went ape shiat since everyone in the place referred to the librarian as a monkey.


Whatever happened to Faye Wray?

(She went ape shiat!)
 
2014-08-24 03:16:06 AM  
 
2014-08-24 03:16:10 AM  
After his later release, Drew took a long hard look at his life and decided to put all his drunken efforts into building this site we now call Fark.com. A quite charming story, really.
 
2014-08-24 03:26:21 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: They got a pet monkey
He likes to get drunk, he
plays boogie-woogie and it sounds real funky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmnzIhbX2bg


/Came for a Gitarzan reference, leaving satisfied...
 
2014-08-24 03:48:17 AM  
At least he didn't have a machine gun.
 
2014-08-24 04:51:49 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-24 05:40:37 AM  
You know, in our transition from the Victorian press to the weblogs of today, I somehow feel that journalism may have lost something.
 
2014-08-24 08:03:22 AM  

jso2897: You know, in our transition from the Victorian press to the weblogs of today, I somehow feel that journalism may have lost something.


Starting with the visuals - would this be better as a pic from a phone cam or as illustrated?
I rest my case.

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2014-08-24 10:12:27 AM  
I can't wait to eat that monkey.
 
2014-08-24 11:52:19 AM  
 
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