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(Yahoo)   Version 1.0 of the most requested movie tie-in product of all time has been released. If you don't already know what this is, there are spoilers in the link   (movies.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-08-23 08:31:22 AM  
The head is too big.
 
2014-08-23 09:28:13 AM  
Something with a smaller head, and I'm in...
 
2014-08-23 09:47:19 AM  
img.fark.net?
 
2014-08-23 10:06:36 AM  
Is it a working lightsaber? I bet it's not a lightsaber.
 
2014-08-23 10:08:00 AM  
The homemade one featured on fark a while back looks a lot better: http://mashable.com/2014/08/12/homemade-groot-guardians-of-the-galazy /
 
2014-08-23 10:08:01 AM  
Called it
 
2014-08-23 10:09:17 AM  
Hah. Apparently I am blind since I didn't even notice the video of the fan made Groot in TFA.
 
2014-08-23 10:10:13 AM  

EvilEgg: The head is too big.


That is how all funko pop figures are.
/take my money please
 
2014-08-23 10:20:06 AM  
Will this thing actually move?  I don't see any indication that it's actually a "Dancing Groot," just "Potted Groot."
 
2014-08-23 10:20:58 AM  

EvilEgg: The head is too big.


That's what she said
 
2014-08-23 10:22:30 AM  
Shut up and take my money!
 
2014-08-23 10:24:47 AM  
I don't want a cartoony stylized one that kind of looks like it.  I want what I saw in the movie.  Exactly.

Years ago I bought an A.I. Talking Teddy and it had the voice from the movie, but not the bad attitude.  Waste.
 
2014-08-23 10:27:43 AM  
You all made a wish, and somewhere in China, a factory heard your prayers.
 
2014-08-23 10:29:48 AM  
Aaaaaand they had a great chance to cash in, and instead they go to a crappy style of "Pop!" that people don't like because of the big heads
 
2014-08-23 10:43:21 AM  
I still regret not buying a dancing Jar Jar when it was on the shelves in Wal-Mart.
 
2014-08-23 10:51:04 AM  
We still need the hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.
 
2014-08-23 10:55:27 AM  

echollin: We still need the hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.


http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/16/back-to-the-futures-power-lac es -are-coming-in-2015

At least we won't have to tie our laces. Still don't know about self drying jackets or wearing two ties to the office.
 
2014-08-23 10:57:58 AM  
Yay more comicbook shiat for stunted manchildren.
 
2014-08-23 10:59:59 AM  

assjuice: Yay more comicbook shiat for stunted manchildren.


Oh go back to jerking off over sin city.
 
2014-08-23 11:02:17 AM  
Where is my genetically modified raccoon?
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-23 11:03:13 AM  
I want a plush Lying Cat.
 
2014-08-23 11:17:38 AM  

Trocadero: At least we won't have to tie our laces


The last pair of shoes I bought, I also bought elastic laces.  Tie them in a knot up top, and they stretch enough to get your foot in/out.  The future is here for me.
 
2014-08-23 11:31:11 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: [img.fark.net image 850x596]?


I already have my red Swingline.  I gotta say, it really is a great stapler.  I don't think it's ever jammed on me.
 
2014-08-23 11:37:44 AM  
Mine has a glow in the dark hand. Loot crate exclusive. I know. Nerd alert.
 
2014-08-23 11:48:05 AM  
I still have no idea
 
2014-08-23 12:33:17 PM  
Wait, is no one Groot in this thread? Every thread but this one?
 
2014-08-23 12:39:55 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Find one in every car.  You'll see.
 
2014-08-23 12:51:54 PM  
Nope.

It's the hover board.
 
2014-08-23 12:57:17 PM  

Preebs: Is it a working lightsaber? I bet it's not a lightsaber.


Subby title fail for sure.
 
2014-08-23 01:11:56 PM  
The toy linked is just a bobble head. It says so right on the packaging.

FAIL on Marvels part.
 
2014-08-23 01:15:05 PM  

echollin: We still need the hoverboard from Back to the Future 2.


I agree.  I clicked the link, thinking it was this.

I mean, Groot is cool and all, but not HOVERBOARD cool and definitely not 'of ALL time' cool.
 
2014-08-23 01:32:47 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: The toy linked is just a bobble head. It says so right on the packaging.

FAIL on Marvels part.


Yeah, they are working on an actual dancing one. It just isn't done yet.
 
2014-08-23 01:47:29 PM  

Soon Right Away: Wait, is no one Groot in this thread? Every thread but this one?


I am Groot?
 
2014-08-23 02:06:50 PM  

xnewnoisex: Soon Right Away: Wait, is no one Groot in this thread? Every thread but this one?

I am Groot?


I am Groot.
 
2014-08-23 02:23:51 PM  

Son of Thunder: xnewnoisex: Soon Right Away: Wait, is no one Groot in this thread? Every thread but this one?

I am Groot?

I am Groot.


We are Groot
 
2014-08-23 02:32:43 PM  
I'm Spartacus.
 
2014-08-23 02:33:40 PM  
This purchase makes you instantly cool.  That's what mine said on the box anyway.
 
2014-08-23 02:39:46 PM  
www.egotripland.com
 
2014-08-23 02:40:21 PM  

Doc Batarang: Nope.

It's the hover board.


Damn, missed it by that much.
 
2014-08-23 02:42:36 PM  
I am Iron Man.
 
2014-08-23 03:02:30 PM  

YodaBlues: Doc Batarang: Nope.

It's the hover board.

Damn, missed it by that much.


Doesn't matter, you're both wrong. It's the Holodeck. You get one of those, all your other movie geek fantasies (as well as all the other less savory ones) are yours for the asking.
 
2014-08-23 03:17:11 PM  
It's the hoverboard - the lightsaber doesn't count because it's not a consumer product itself in the movie. The hoverboard is... stuff like Brawndo and the Yogurt flamethrower is.
 
2014-08-23 04:20:23 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I'm Spartacus.


This is Sparta
 
2014-08-23 04:37:45 PM  
Um, no.
 
2014-08-23 04:45:42 PM  
Why is Groot a hydrocephalic all of a sudden?
 
2014-08-23 05:08:00 PM  
FTA: "Guardians" director James Gunn actually is the one performing the dance moves,

Awww.... I was hoping Vinny busted out some of his dance moves again.

fanforum.ru
 
2014-08-23 06:36:54 PM  
Reeses Pieces went crazy after E.T.

Yes I'm old.
 
2014-08-23 07:15:30 PM  

king of vegas: Reeses Pieces went crazy after E.T.

Yes I'm old.


True that...I had an ET/Reese's beach towel when I was a kid
 
2014-08-23 07:22:09 PM  

xnewnoisex: Soon Right Away: Wait, is no one Groot in this thread? Every thread but this one?

I am Groot?


Groot was busy this afternoon.
 
2014-08-23 09:11:00 PM  

EvilEgg: The head is too big.


Yeah, why do these people insist on taking something that people like and then farking it up? Just leave it like the version that got everyone farking talking.
 
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