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(The Morning Call)   After accident in WV cops find guns, pot, fireworks and 30 chickens. Sounds like a hell of party   (mcall.com) divider line 33
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2014-08-23 09:51:05 AM  
www.usnews.com

1928: A chicken in every pot

wvmetronews.com

2014: 30 chickens and a jar of pot

Thanks, Obama
 
2014-08-23 09:55:59 AM  
No bottle of Jack Daniels?

/and he calls himself a sovereign citizen
//amateur
 
2014-08-23 10:32:36 AM  

bearded clamorer: [www.usnews.com image 234x234]

1928: A chicken in every pot

[wvmetronews.com image 234x243]

2014: 30 chickens and a jar of pot

Thanks, Obama


thread over.
 
2014-08-23 10:33:18 AM  
Sounds like someone on the way to a wedding 'round these parts.

/Kinda makes me homesick for Grandma's house.
 
2014-08-23 10:40:16 AM  
Ain't no party like...

You know what? This is just too sad for me.  He crashed because his dog tried to jump out of the window, and the dog died in the crash anyway.  This guy, dumbass that he is, must have had a moment where he's standing outside his flipped car, staring at his dead dog and his chickens all running away, and thought to himself, "Well, shiat."
 
2014-08-23 10:40:23 AM  
"As long as the Almighty permitted intelligent men, created in his image and likeness, to fight in public and kill each other while the world looks on approvingly, it's not for me to deprive the chickens of the same privilege."
- Abraham Lincoln
 
2014-08-23 10:41:55 AM  
Listen he is the sovereign citizen and being held against the will of he! This is the atrocious outcrying and is one step closer to the policing state. Someone please do the calling of Amnesty International over this and all should expect the days of looting and rioting in the protestation of this individual.
 
2014-08-23 10:42:07 AM  
Sounds like an average Tuesday night to me.
 
2014-08-23 10:42:47 AM  
Sounds like a good time in Vegas....
 
2014-08-23 10:43:00 AM  
Sounds like the next Republican Convention.
 
2014-08-23 10:43:35 AM  
I'd say the odds of that happening on any given day in West by god Virginia are pretty darn good.
 
2014-08-23 10:44:17 AM  
Hey Drew....you created a no-misogyny rule, right?


How about creating a grammar rule? This place looks like it's being run by drunken 4Chan users.
 
2014-08-23 10:49:24 AM  
Ughhh SC D-bags.  It never fails...do you have a license?  No because I am the Grand Field Marshall of the Maritime Duchy of farktalia.  Ok, do you have tags for this vehicle?  No this is not a vehicle but rather a mode of transportation like walking.  Ok, so here's the deal.  I am going to issue you two summons for failure to have a license and failure to display a tag when my computer says you actually have registered this vehicle.

Now step out of the car because you refuse to identify yourself I have to take you to the magistrate and I am towing your car.

Oh, look what I just found officer, my drivers license!  Was here all the time, silly me.
 
2014-08-23 10:54:11 AM  
Subby likes to keep commas to a minimum, eh?
 
2014-08-23 10:55:28 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Ughhh SC D-bags.  It never fails...do you have a license?  No because I am the Grand Field Marshall of the Maritime Duchy of farktalia.  Ok, do you have tags for this vehicle?  No this is not a vehicle but rather a mode of transportation like walking.  Ok, so here's the deal.  I am going to issue you two summons for failure to have a license and failure to display a tag when my computer says you actually have registered this vehicle.

Now step out of the car because you refuse to identify yourself I have to take you to the magistrate and I am towing your car.

Oh, look what I just found officer, my drivers license!  Was here all the time, silly me.


I saw something where they were going on-line and getting US DOT numbers from the Federal Government and making their own license plates. Getting a DoT Number is basically declaring that you admit you are subject to a LARGE regulatory scheme of the government.

/The Commerce Clause isn't even an Amendment
 
2014-08-23 10:56:42 AM  
Only 30 chickens?

You should have been here last week when they featured a guy with a goat.
 
2014-08-23 11:01:00 AM  
He killed a dog??

Hang him.
 
2014-08-23 11:02:20 AM  
I really think folks should reconsider using the term "sovereign citizen" without the full context unless they actually are a citizen of a sovereign nation. Otherwise, it just sounds stupid.
 
2014-08-23 11:03:09 AM  

"The term sovereign citizen often is used by those who reject taxation by declaring themselves to be sovereign nations unto themselves, independent of states and nations."


Well, since the other people's taxes paid for the roads you use, the water delivery system that brings water to your house and some other things, I ask that you kindly refuse from using all that stuff and build your own goddam infrastructure, you leech!

 
2014-08-23 11:03:48 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-23 11:09:08 AM  
it's a chicken coup
 
2014-08-23 11:11:50 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Only 30 chickens?

You should have been here last week when they featured a guy with a goat.


He must have taken all the viagra already.
 
2014-08-23 11:39:22 AM  
FTA: "In Grim's vehicle, police found altered fireworks, two AK-47-style firearms"

WTF is an AK-47-style firearm?
 
2014-08-23 12:00:14 PM  

The Madd Mann: Sounds like the next Republican Convention.


Came here to ask if they were farking chickens. Close enough...

Odoriferous Queef You know, the scary looking ones!
 
2014-08-23 12:00:55 PM  
Would have been a better party if it was 30 chicks instead of 30 chickens
 
2014-08-23 12:00:57 PM  
I had a VW like that once...
 
2014-08-23 12:01:05 PM  

Odoriferous Queef: FTA: "In Grim's vehicle, police found altered fireworks, two AK-47-style firearms"

WTF is an AK-47-style firearm?


Decorated in the cold war soviet union motif?
 
2014-08-23 12:10:54 PM  

FizixJunkee: Subby likes to keep commas to a minimum, eh?


Had one less comma than was possible, an oxford comma, before 'and'.
 
2014-08-23 12:42:45 PM  
When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have chickens.
 
2014-08-23 01:54:49 PM  
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2014-08-23 02:23:29 PM  

Odoriferous Queef: FTA: "In Grim's vehicle, police found altered fireworks, two AK-47-style firearms"

WTF is an AK-47-style firearm?


Upside-down hubcap off an old Volkswagen with an empty shell casing rolling around in it...

upndn: I'd say the odds of that happening on any given day in West by god Virginia are pretty darn good.


You do actually realize that when an article states someone is from Emmaus, Pennsylvania.. it means they are from that state the city is in, right? They started putting the cities within the states they're in back in 19... grrr, why bother. Probably won't understand it.
 
2014-08-23 02:33:21 PM  
Can't wait to get the Emmaus locals perspective on this at the firehall tomorrow. Chances are good at least one of the guys knows this dipshiate
 
2014-08-23 05:54:06 PM  

TheMega: Odoriferous Queef: FTA: "In Grim's vehicle, police found altered fireworks, two AK-47-style firearms"

WTF is an AK-47-style firearm?

Upside-down hubcap off an old Volkswagen with an empty shell casing rolling around in it...

upndn: I'd say the odds of that happening on any given day in West by god Virginia are pretty darn good.

You do actually realize that when an article states someone is from Emmaus, Pennsylvania.. it means they are from that state the city is in, right? They started putting the cities within the states they're in back in 19... grrr, why bother. Probably won't understand it.


Oh, please explain mega douche! I'm sure your type A hater personality will allow you carry on with the utmost precision. Just pretend you're the life of the party and everyone is all ears and I mean pretend as I seriously doubt you've ever been in that situation.

In fact, I'd bet you have very few friends as your comment indicates that you're looking to buzzkill any conversation that you're within earshot of whether you know the story or not and I don't know how anybody with your obvious intelligence can make the mistake that this actually happened in West Virginia, hence my comment about the great state of West Virginia.

I'm sorry to have point this out to a self appointed Mensa. Carry on with your comments as I find you pathetically amusing.

/and stay the fark off my mountain
 
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