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(TreeHugger)   New device for getting spawning salmon over river dams so they can reproduce: Salmon cannons that shoot the fish 22-feet over the dams. Halibut that   (treehugger.com ) divider line
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2014-08-23 05:15:37 AM  
Certainly looks like more fun than being picked up in a tanker truck and driven home.
 
2014-08-23 06:35:11 AM  
and let's see how long it takes for grizzly bears to camp the target zones and catch salmon in their mouths.
 
2014-08-23 08:12:12 AM  
Not many grizzlies along the lower Columbia...Sea Lions waiting for them in the pools by the intake are more likely.
 
2014-08-23 08:23:09 AM  
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2014-08-23 08:47:41 AM  

mr_a: Not many grizzlies along the lower Columbia...Sea Lions waiting for them in the pools by the intake are more likely.


We'd better shoot them all then. There's only 1 million planted fish available for the 100,000 commercial fishing operations. It's their tradition to catch every living fish before they give up and go home, and those sea lions are getting in the way of the fishermens' back-to-nature lifestyle.
 
2014-08-23 08:52:36 AM  
Let me know when they develop this:

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/back to back
 
2014-08-23 09:46:07 AM  
Norb & Dag did it better.

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/Spawn?  SPAWN? You wanna know what "spawn" means?  I'll tell you what "spawn" means, brother!
 
2014-08-23 10:25:31 AM  
Subby, clam up and quit it with the crappie puns.
 
2014-08-23 10:33:37 AM  
Weak word play, bass hole.
 
2014-08-23 10:45:10 AM  

dookdookdook: Norb & Dag did it better.

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/Spawn?  SPAWN? You wanna know what "spawn" means?  I'll tell you what "spawn" means, brother!


All time favorite cartoon ever.
 
2014-08-23 10:46:43 AM  
That looks like fun and all but how do the adult salmon get back over the dam and out to sea when they're all grown up?
 
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