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(CNN)   St. Louis County cop put on leave after video surfaces of him confirming FARK stereotypes of cops. Bonus birther, anti-Muslim, and 'four sodomites on the Supreme Court' rant thrown in as a bonus   (cnn.com) divider line 147
    More: Dumbass, Missouri, Oath Keepers, Don Lemon, St. Louis County, Lord Jesus Christ, St. Louis County Police Department  
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2014-08-23 12:26:23 AM  
Speaking his mind. More power to him.
 
2014-08-23 12:30:18 AM  

bigpeeler: Speaking his mind. More power to him.


I agree. I wish more dumbasses like this would publicly speak their mind so they can also be ridiculed.
 
2014-08-23 12:33:09 AM  

scottydoesntknow: bigpeeler: Speaking his mind. More power to him.

I agree. I wish more dumbasses like this would publicly speak their mind so they can also be ridiculed.


Or diagnosed as a danger to themselves or others and placed under a psych hold.
 
2014-08-23 12:35:29 AM  
I really want to believe that the FPD and SLCPD are mostly filled with dedicated public servants who want nothing more than to keep the peace and insure the safety of all of the citizens they protect, but these guys are making it really hard.
 
2014-08-23 12:46:50 AM  

scottydoesntknow: bigpeeler: Speaking his mind. More power to him.

I agree. I wish more dumbasses like this would publicly speak their mind so they can also be ridiculed.


Indeed, I like a good open about it asshole and bigot.

Its the quiet ones you have to worry about.
 
2014-08-23 12:58:18 AM  
He scares people. That's good.
 
2014-08-23 01:18:20 AM  
What's all this about 'Sodomites' on the SCOTUS?
 
2014-08-23 01:35:29 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.

Truly, an inspiration to trailer trash dirtbags everywhere.....
 
2014-08-23 02:02:42 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.


He scares people like a retarded doberman with a mean streak scares people. It's not good.
 
2014-08-23 02:32:23 AM  
At this rate, pretty soon the greater STL area will run out of cops.
 
2014-08-23 07:11:48 AM  
Good
 
2014-08-23 07:24:51 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.


Your trolling is week.
 
2014-08-23 07:25:43 AM  
Quite likely there's 10 more just like him waiting to take that job.  It's going to be a while before those departments obtain a good reputation locally or nationally.  Isn't there a division of the FBI or something that comes in and plays keeper for the PDs that can't get their shiat together?  Seems like those folks should get involved.
 
2014-08-23 07:27:44 AM  
Is that Officer Go Fark Yourself?
 
2014-08-23 07:36:35 AM  
Is the State Hospital still available for him?  (checks Google)  Doesn't look like the same Funny Farm that it used to be, but they're open.
 
2014-08-23 07:37:08 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.


The fact that he has the authorirty of the law behind him scares people.
He, himself, is a soft, fat, white punk who scares no one.
 
2014-08-23 07:37:08 AM  
Was that a stand up routine? I mean, it's a way to go, but still...
 
2014-08-23 07:38:23 AM  

Semi-Semetic: Quite likely there's 10 more just like him waiting to take that job.  It's going to be a while before those departments obtain a good reputation locally or nationally.  Isn't there a division of the FBI or something that comes in and plays keeper for the PDs that can't get their shiat together?  Seems like those folks should get involved.


The magic words are "Consent Decree".
 
2014-08-23 07:43:47 AM  
But he says that "the Lord Jesus Christ is my savior," so he's one of the good guys.
 
2014-08-23 07:45:48 AM  

SquiggsIN: If the video hadn't surfaced how many of his colleagues would be blue-shielding his behavior?  The 1st amendment stops where threats start.


"But he won't kill you if you don't show up in front of him!" had worked for 35 years
 
2014-08-23 07:49:18 AM  
"Cops" has been on for 291 seasons and this guy still doesn't understand how videocameras work?
 
2014-08-23 07:50:42 AM  
The issue of the farked up CNN logo is still unresolved.  Why is it still farked up?
 
2014-08-23 07:50:56 AM  

MFAWG: What's all this about 'Sodomites' on the SCOTUS?


I just hate it when I can't get the mites out of my sod. I spray and spray but they just keep coming back. I tried ripping up the sod and laying down new sod, but the mites just got into that, too. My lawn is a fright.
 
2014-08-23 07:53:36 AM  
So he flew his Lear jet to Kenya to visit the home our undocumented president was born in?

Wait a minute... how much are they paying these cops that he has his own jet?
 
2014-08-23 07:54:50 AM  
That certainly seems inappropriate and deserves a paid suspension of at least one week.
 
2014-08-23 07:55:14 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.


At least you tried. Bless your heart.
 
2014-08-23 07:57:12 AM  

jebusfreak: Is that Officer Go Fark Yourself?



From the video it would appear this is NOT Officer GFY. This dude is much thinner.
 
2014-08-23 07:57:37 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: I don't have time this am to get to the relevent parts of the video so could someone tell me how far in they are?


Also, I see several people railing against him being a bigot/racist/whatever, but not one person mentioning what he started his talk about (The Declaration of Independence and Constitution) and how the Prez is talking about replacing it (and just how scary that is)... THAT should be the real discussion here. Bigots and Racists we have plenty of in this world to go around (and in positions of power), but what we don't have is people in such position of authority as to change the fundamental laws governing it and the capability to turn this into a country with no rights whatsoever. That is what we should be worried about...

Now if any of you don't believe what he was saying about the new constitution, then here is the SNOPES article: SNOPES

Disclaimer: what we should be worried about it people who lack the intelligence to see and understand the word "parody" or think that "parody" means "reality" or "fact"... :P


Yes. What we REALLY need is an American Committee for Public Safety , headed by brave Robbespierres like this chap.
 
2014-08-23 08:00:28 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Now if any of you don't believe what he was saying about the new constitution, then here is the SNOPES article: SNOPES


SNOPES says it is false. False means "not true."

As for the cop, he just made me sympathize with the rioters. How many more cops think like him? Could you imagine living where that cop had a gun and the right to arrest?

And don't get me started on the oath-breakers.
 
2014-08-23 08:05:46 AM  

bigpeeler: He scares people. That's good.


Not so much scares people but supports an already mistrustful attitude towards police.  That's good if they really deserve to be mistrusted. I was kind of hoping they weren't.
 
2014-08-23 08:06:52 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: HindiDiscoMonster: Now if any of you don't believe what he was saying about the new constitution, then here is the SNOPES article: SNOPES

SNOPES says it is false. False means "not true."


Ouch!

That's gonna leave a mark.
 
2014-08-23 08:07:16 AM  
All I saw was some so-so satire. What's the big deal?
 
2014-08-23 08:07:36 AM  

bigpeeler: Speaking his mind. More power to him.


Exactly.  If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?
 
2014-08-23 08:09:26 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: SNOPES says it is false. False means "not true."


Snopes is a Commielib website dedicated to suppressing the truth about Fartbama's plans for a worldwide arugula caliphate.
 
2014-08-23 08:09:27 AM  

MFAWG: What's all this about 'Sodomites' on the SCOTUS?


I thought they were into Catamites.
 
2014-08-23 08:10:40 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: HindiDiscoMonster: Now if any of you don't believe what he was saying about the new constitution, then here is the SNOPES article: SNOPES

SNOPES says it is false. False means "not true."

As for the cop, he just made me sympathize with the rioters. How many more cops think like him? Could you imagine living where that cop had a gun and the right to arrest?

And don't get me started on the oath-breakers.


They'll be needed in the fight against Sauron.
 
2014-08-23 08:17:18 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-23 08:18:25 AM  
I like how our technology has allowed people like this guy to make his opinions public.
 
2014-08-23 08:20:05 AM  

scottydoesntknow: bigpeeler: Speaking his mind. More power to him.

I agree. I wish more dumbasses like this would publicly speak their mind so they can also be ridiculed.


∆∆This∆∆
 
2014-08-23 08:21:33 AM  

MFAWG: What's all this about 'Sodomites' on the SCOTUS?


Well, isn't one of them even named Sodomayor?
 
2014-08-23 08:22:26 AM  

devine: MFAWG: What's all this about 'Sodomites' on the SCOTUS?

Well, isn't one of them even named Sodomayor?


That's Mexican for something, right?
 
2014-08-23 08:28:41 AM  

Fano: They'll be needed in the fight against Sauron.


Well they should just stay under the White mountains on the Paths of the Dead until the next heir of Elendil calls them.
 
2014-08-23 08:32:54 AM  
It's the smug delivery that I love best.  No self-conciousness about making big statements here, this man is obviously large and in charge.  Average intelligence combined with overwhelming self confidence and a spoonful of male ego on display.  To the Learjet stat, the killer and is lord and savior are needed to re-set the world!!
 
2014-08-23 08:35:02 AM  
Everyone is a stereotype to Farkers.
 
2014-08-23 08:36:36 AM  

sandreckoner: Everyone is a stereotype to Farkers.


That's pretty much what we expect people like you to say.
 
2014-08-23 08:36:41 AM  
Never heard of Oathkeepers. Google returns this:

Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic

Oh, God, I didn't even need to click the link. Our republic doesn't need any more guarding, but thanks anyway.
 
2014-08-23 08:38:48 AM  
The rhetoric and the speaking style don't surprise or bother me very much any more; living here in the South I hear it loud and often, even from the most unsuspecting people.  What troubles me is that our police departments across the country-from large cities like NYC and LA to even the smallest towns-appear to have at least a handful of guys like this on each of their staff, and they have been supplied with military weapons and equipment.

It's all well and good when Sgt. Tackleberry suits up, grabs his M4 and M79 (what, you thought those things only shoot tear gas? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M79_grenade_launcher ), and rolls the town armored car over some rioting minorities, or some hipster Occupy types.  But it's a big country, and a lot of weird things happen every day.  Eventually a contagion will break out, or a natural disaster will hit, or maybe there will be a genuine terrorist attack; something that will create a scenario where tear gas will be wafting over golf courses while cops in riot gear confront soccer moms and football dads in the streets of planned communities.  Or where a militia in some country holler or big sky country, armed with AR15s and high powered rifles, finds out that LEO has also been given military planes and helicopters (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/09/us/war-gear-flows-to-p olice-departme nts.html?_r=0).

Some day, something is going to happen where LEO is going to start using all of their gear against Real Americans™.  Or come into conflict with the "corporate security" forces of the Job Creators ("Tax cuts be upon them") (  http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/11/ministry-of-defence-vi s ion-future-2045-security-threats ).  Or maybe even turn on the cops from the town or city next door.

I like guns.  I own a lot of them, and I've been shooting them for over 30 years.  And the Occupy types, "disenfranchised urban youth", college kid protesters, etc., irritate me as much as the next guy.  But as a people, we've allowed the militarization of our culture-and LEO in particular-to get too far out of hand.  It's only a matter of time before it comes back to shoot us all in the ass with a rubber bullet and empty a can of pepper spray into our faces as we lay on our stomachs, hog-tied with plastic zip ties.
 
2014-08-23 08:41:22 AM  
Officer Dan Page: You're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.


(Thanks Robin Williams!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB1JlHWvRxc )
 
2014-08-23 08:41:40 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: HindiDiscoMonster: Now if any of you don't believe what he was saying about the new constitution, then here is the SNOPES article: SNOPES

SNOPES says it is false. False means "not true."

As for the cop, he just made me sympathize with the rioters. How many more cops think like him? Could you imagine living where that cop had a gun and the right to arrest?

And don't get me started on the oath-breakers.


They truly have forgotten the face of their fathers.
 
2014-08-23 08:43:52 AM  
r/conspiracy has an interesting take on this guy and the staged appearance to Don Lemon's 'arrest' on camera. I had to go through 15 proxies to read it.
 
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