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(CNN)   Rick Perry: It's possible ISIS terrorists have crossed our southern border: Press: Do you have proof? Perry: *smoke bomb*   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-08-22 07:36:20 PM  
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2014-08-22 07:49:20 PM  
Too bad ol' Rick can't go down there and defend the border with a concealed carry handgun anymore.
 
2014-08-22 07:56:48 PM  
But he wears glasses so that means he's one-a them smart fellers
 
2014-08-22 08:13:36 PM  
I hope they have the address of the governor's mansion.
 
2014-08-22 08:16:00 PM  
Hey! Look over there!
 
2014-08-22 08:29:44 PM  

nmrsnr: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


Done in one.
 
2014-08-22 09:16:19 PM  
"ISIS is so mainstream."

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-08-22 09:22:41 PM  
 
2014-08-22 09:28:33 PM  
this asshole again?
 
2014-08-22 09:55:36 PM  
HURRY UP AND GET CONVICTED FOR CORRUPTION ALREADY GOODHAIR, SO YOU WILL FINALLY STOP ACTIVELY HARMING MY STATE

FARK
 
2014-08-22 09:57:58 PM  
What pants-shiatting cowards GOP voters for this guy must be. Sit around quivering in terror in their 900sq foot ranch in Odessa, just sure that gay terrorists are mere miles from their house, slavering and ravenous for cock and to slay jesusy folk in their beds after raping the gay into them.
 
2014-08-22 09:59:28 PM  
What about the Canadian border?  That one seems much less secure.  Or how about they get some of the European ones who can just fly right in and cruise through customs?
 
2014-08-22 10:01:48 PM  
He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.
 
2014-08-22 10:01:49 PM  
"I think it's a very real possibility that they may have already used that," he told an audience at the Heritage Foundation in Washington.

Really?

"We have no clear evidence of that," he continued.

Oh, okay, you were just making that shiat up cos the old "prayer rug found on border" derp wasn't getting the necessary fear response you are looking for.

RW derp Xian radio is all-ISIS-all-the-time now, it seems the fundies are really pissed that among ISIS's victims are some Iraqi Christians so I imagine Perry's whacktarded base are filling up his inter-tubes with email telling him to kick start the apocalypse.

Which, yes, you guessed it, means today *is* "OMG Obama isn't doing enuff, that empty suit!" Day.
 
2014-08-22 10:07:35 PM  

BMulligan: He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.


useless without pics. have fun
 
2014-08-22 10:08:07 PM  
It's one of those ol' unknown unknowns.
 
2014-08-22 10:08:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-22 10:10:35 PM  
There is no possible way for them to cross our border with Obama on the job.
 
2014-08-22 10:12:49 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: There is no possible way for them to cross our border with Obama on the job.


I bet they're carrying suitcase nukes tainted with Ebola and tax increases.
 
2014-08-22 10:14:02 PM  

BMulligan: He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.


Therapy session!
 
2014-08-22 10:16:04 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: There is no possible way for them to cross our border with Obama on the job.


Perry said there are two certain ways they could have crossed the border.

1. Quantum Mechanics
2. The power of Love.
 
2014-08-22 10:16:14 PM  

BMulligan: He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.


Helen Hunt? Is it 1996 already?
 
2014-08-22 10:16:38 PM  

NEDM: HURRY UP AND GET CONVICTED FOR CORRUPTION ALREADY GOODHAIR, SO YOU WILL FINALLY STOP ACTIVELY HARMING MY STATE

FARK


I have felt bad for Texans for awhile.
 
2014-08-22 10:17:50 PM  
So, um... he doesn't know what the second "I" and "S" stand for?
 
2014-08-22 10:17:53 PM  
Why did Rick Perry invite ISIS into Texas? Oil. If they have oil fields, everything can be worked out.
 
2014-08-22 10:18:14 PM  
(Dammit. I just blew a perfectly good opportunity to include an "I forget the third" joke.)
 
2014-08-22 10:19:28 PM  
They will follow us home!
 
2014-08-22 10:20:04 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So, um... he doesn't know what the second "I" and "S" stand for?


of course he does, it's Obama and Benghazi!
 
2014-08-22 10:21:25 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So, um... he doesn't know what the second "I" and "S" stand for?


Iowa and somewhere?
 
2014-08-22 10:21:51 PM  

GodsTumor: They will follow us home!


everythingwdisneyworld.com
 
2014-08-22 10:22:22 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So, um... he doesn't know what the second "I" and "S" stand for?


Islamic State of Iraq and Syria? It's something like that.
 
2014-08-22 10:23:31 PM  

Mugato: BMulligan: He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.

Helen Hunt? Is it 1996 already?


I'm an old man. I almost went with Kate Mulgrew.
 
2014-08-22 10:25:11 PM  
Christ, what a moron
 
2014-08-22 10:28:34 PM  
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2014-08-22 10:30:16 PM  
Isis is basically the new labeling for the group you join if you are a Muslim who wants to make war on the US. It's like the new black panthers and the progressives. People making war on the US gotta change their labeling ever so often.
 
2014-08-22 10:31:13 PM  
Texas really needs a successor to Molly Ivins.
 
2014-08-22 10:32:36 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Isis is basically the new labeling for the group you join if you are a Muslim who wants to make war on the US. It's like the new black panthers and the progressives. People making war on the US gotta change their labeling ever so often.


This one actually made me laugh out loud.  Thanks.  Let's pretend that Americans not understanding the nuances of Muslim sects isn't what got you in this mess to begin with.
 
2014-08-22 10:34:09 PM  

mrshowrules: Noam Chimpsky: Isis is basically the new labeling for the group you join if you are a Muslim who wants to make war on the US. It's like the new black panthers and the progressives. People making war on the US gotta change their labeling ever so often.

This one actually made me laugh out loud.  Thanks.  Let's pretend that Americans not understanding the nuances of Muslim sects isn't what got you in this mess to begin with.


It's a pretty special and impressive brand of stupid
 
2014-08-22 10:34:49 PM  

neongoats: What pants-shiatting cowards GOP voters for this guy must be. Sit around quivering in terror in their 900sq foot ranch in Odessa, just sure that gay terrorists are mere miles from their house, slavering and ravenous for cock and to slay jesusy folk in their beds after raping the gay into them.


*siiiiiigh*

the shiat I put up with

*fap fap fap fap fap*
 
2014-08-22 10:35:32 PM  
whats up with the new cnn tag img1.fark.net
 
2014-08-22 10:35:42 PM  

Brian_of_Nazareth: Texas really needs a successor to Molly Ivins.


Pfft. Come on. What are the odds of having *two* witty Texans?
 
2014-08-22 10:35:52 PM  
To quote from 'Paper Moon': "Anything is possible but possible don't make it true."
 
2014-08-22 10:38:12 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: (Dammit. I just blew a perfectly good opportunity to include an "I forget the third" joke.)


Oops
 
2014-08-22 10:39:40 PM  
www.tylershores.com
 
2014-08-22 10:41:59 PM  

blastoh: whats up with the new cnn tag [img1.fark.net image 77x27]


The logo hasn't changed in Canada.  It must be a US copyright issue.
 
2014-08-22 10:42:19 PM  

Fart_Machine: GodsTumor: They will follow us home!

[everythingwdisneyworld.com image 482x332]


Is that the guy from ZZTop on the  right ?
He has the terrorist beard.
 
2014-08-22 10:42:47 PM  

mrshowrules: Noam Chimpsky: Isis is basically the new labeling for the group you join if you are a Muslim who wants to make war on the US. It's like the new black panthers and the progressives. People making war on the US gotta change their labeling ever so often.

This one actually made me laugh out loud.  Thanks.  Let's pretend that Americans not understanding the nuances of Muslim sects isn't what got you in this mess to begin with.


Well, okay, Sunnis. Point is it's the same bunch of folks who targeted us on US soil in the past, rather famously. Let's see you dispute it.
 
2014-08-22 10:43:30 PM  
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You want to build 2,000 miles of this?  That's what it's going to take.

You still want to build 2,000 miles of this?  Fine.  Now let's talk about taxes.

Oh, you're Taxed Enough Already?  No, you aren't taxed nearly enough to build 2,000 miles of this.
 
2014-08-22 10:43:32 PM  

BMulligan: He's right, you know. It is possible, just as it's possible that my wife has arranged a three-way with me, her, and Helen Hunt for later tonight.


Yeah and it's equally possible that I might steal Endeavour and take her for a joyride through the streets of Los Angeles.

Honk honk, Perry, you obtuse f**k.
 
2014-08-22 10:43:38 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Brian_of_Nazareth: Texas really needs a successor to Molly Ivins.

Pfft. Come on. What are the odds of having *two* witty Texans?


Pretty close to nil, but that doesn't change the fact that someone like her would make things more interesting.
 
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