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(CNN)   Meg Ryan needs a lover that won't drive her crazy   (cnn.com) divider line 44
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2014-08-22 07:55:44 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-22 08:12:38 PM  
Meg Ryan: #1 on my women I'd never gave a chance with list
 
2014-08-22 08:14:27 PM  
*have

/stupid fat fingers
 
2014-08-22 09:08:00 PM  
Two cougars.
 
2014-08-22 09:39:13 PM  
My sister-in-law saw them in Providence back in June, she was behind them in a line at the food court at Providence Place.
 
2014-08-22 09:55:53 PM  
She was probably too hoity toity to be satisfied sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freeze.
 
2014-08-22 10:51:48 PM  
 So, uh, hey hit the highway...
 
2014-08-22 10:53:15 PM  
shittyinpink.com

 "Come here little boy. I'll put my pussy right on your face"  John Cougar Mellencamp Rand Paul
 
2014-08-22 10:56:31 PM  
I saw her act once. It was in one of those movies she was in. -- Prelude to a Kiss.

I think it's possible Ryan's career was short-circuited by the Evil Sally Albright character that Nicole Kidman played in To Die For. Ryan just never seemed quite as cute after that.
 
2014-08-22 10:56:37 PM  
Half Jewish.
 
2014-08-22 11:16:01 PM  
I don't know if just bad genes, or bad plastic surgery.. But age has been NOT very kind to her..
 
2014-08-22 11:25:45 PM  

Dahnkster: [shiattyinpink.com image 626x643]

 "Come here little boy. I'll put my pussy right on your face"  John Cougar Mellencamp Rand Paul


A damn shame..... Happier times....

i291.photobucket.com

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i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-22 11:37:27 PM  
Goddamn adorable in "Joe vs. the Volcano." It just hurts to look at her now.
 
2014-08-22 11:45:57 PM  
'Life goes on. Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.'

Had no idea they'd been a couple.
 
2014-08-22 11:48:11 PM  
A little ditty, 'bout John and Meg Ryyy-AAnnnnnnnnn.
 
2014-08-22 11:49:45 PM  
I'm with you guys. She was the poster girl for cute and hot at the same time. Butchered her face with farked up plastic surgery. She's only 52.

When Harry Met Sally
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Sleepless In Seattle
pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com

A plastic fiasco timeline...

famousplastic.net
 
2014-08-23 12:01:08 AM  
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Next step?
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2014-08-23 12:14:47 AM  
Meg Ryan, Madonna, Lisa Rhina, Melanie Griffith all very cute and attractive. All butchered. Every single one makes everyone's "Worst Plastic Surgery" list*

*See also Bruce Jenner, Carrot Top, Janice Dickinson, Michael Jackson, Donatella Versace,  Daryl Hannah,  Mickey Rourke,  Lara Flynn Boyle
 
2014-08-23 12:15:34 AM  
I am pretty sure that the reason is that John Cougar Melloncamp (or whatever he calls himself) lives in Indiana.  Who the hell willingly goes to Indiana?
 
2014-08-23 12:20:32 AM  

Dahnkster: I
A plastic fiasco timeline...

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Hell, Mickey Rourke doesn't even look like that anymore. I saw him on Seth Meyers the other night - he's morphed into an third entire person - Old Mickey, Plastic Surgery Mickey, and now this....other dude. It looked like someone cut off Mel Brooks face and stretched it over his skull.

Meg actually looks a little better than she did a few years ago. I guess her body absorbed most of fillers.
 
2014-08-23 12:30:20 AM  

Dahnkster: Meg Ryan, Madonna, Lisa Rhina, Melanie Griffith all very cute and attractive. All butchered. Every single one makes everyone's "Worst Plastic Surgery" list*

*See also Bruce Jenner, Carrot Top, Janice Dickinson, Michael Jackson, Donatella Versace,  Daryl Hannah,  Mickey Rourke,  Lara Flynn Boyle


Not that I want to defend the she-beast that has become of Madonna, but did she actually have any more-than-minor work done?  I think most of her damage is working out far too much and, well, just having the Italian "Old Shriveled Mama" genes kicking in.
 
2014-08-23 12:32:27 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Escape From L.A. had a few insights into the L.A. culture and what it might become.
 
2014-08-23 12:43:45 AM  
No offense intended re:  Indiana SquiggsIN.  I am sure that there are great places there, just being from NE IL my experience of Indiana is, "Close the windows to avoid the smell and pray that the car does not break down here."  I did have a fun time canoeing on some river outside of Indianapolis, so it is not all Gary levels.
 
2014-08-23 12:53:51 AM  

Shadowknight: Not that I want to defend the she-beast that has become of Madonna, but did she actually have any more-than-minor work done? I think most of her damage is working out far too much and, well, just having the Italian "Old Shriveled Mama" genes kicking in.


I can't say for sure, but if these are not cheek implants, then she is saving up a good deal of nuts for the impending Winter.

www.plastic-surgery-implants.com
 
2014-08-23 01:03:04 AM  
Too late for the "crazy" part.  I have proof.

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2014-08-23 01:20:13 AM  
Their dreams burned up. Like paper in fire.
 
2014-08-23 01:25:37 AM  

SquiggsIN: Panty Sniffer: No offense intended re:  Indiana SquiggsIN.  I am sure that there are great places there, just being from NE IL my experience of Indiana is, "Close the windows to avoid the smell and pray that the car does not break down here."  I did have a fun time canoeing on some river outside of Indianapolis, so it is not all Gary levels.

Judging Indiana by "The Region" or specifically the cesspool of Gary, IN is like judging Illinois based on the south side of Chicago.


I have worked all over Indiana and can say definitively, that whole state sucks, not one redeeming thing about it.
 
2014-08-23 01:27:07 AM  
She ought to sue that doctor for everything he's worth.
 
2014-08-23 01:30:33 AM  

Dahnkster: I can't say for sure, but if these are not cheek implants, then she is saving up a good deal of nuts for the impending Winter.


I don't know.  I mean, those do look really suspect, but an GIS for "Old Italian Woman" had a plethora of giant cheek orbs.  Her's seem more... full, I guess, and stretched smooth, but not unusually large by comparison.

It may have just been the start of her chrysalis phase into the old Italian lady stereotype.
 
2014-08-23 01:39:29 AM  
Two American kids doing the best they can.
 
2014-08-23 01:47:19 AM  
Fark. We need to institute the death penalty for face butchers...err, 'plastic surgeons'. How does this shiat keep happening?
 
2014-08-23 02:01:46 AM  

Dahnkster: I'm with you guys. She was the poster girl for cute and hot at the same time. Butchered her face with farked up plastic surgery. She's only 52.

When Harry Met Sally
[static.parade.condenast.com image 850x531]

Sleepless In Seattle
[pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com image 275x250]

A plastic fiasco timeline...

[famousplastic.net image 850x214]


that was a reunion for when Harry met Sally, that is the second pic in your timeline.
 
2014-08-23 02:59:22 AM  
Poor William H Macycamp
 
2014-08-23 04:17:50 AM  

chitownmike: SquiggsIN: Panty Sniffer: No offense intended re:  Indiana SquiggsIN.  I am sure that there are great places there, just being from NE IL my experience of Indiana is, "Close the windows to avoid the smell and pray that the car does not break down here."  I did have a fun time canoeing on some river outside of Indianapolis, so it is not all Gary levels.

Judging Indiana by "The Region" or specifically the cesspool of Gary, IN is like judging Illinois based on the south side of Chicago.

I have worked all over Indiana and can say definitively, that whole state sucks, not one redeeming thing about it.


I worked in Columbus and found the area quite beautiful in the fall.
 
2014-08-23 05:20:34 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Dahnkster: [shiattyinpink.com image 626x643]

 "Come here little boy. I'll put my pussy right on your face"  John Cougar Mellencamp Rand Paul

A damn shame..... Happier times....

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<Bob Saget or Daniel Stern voice>Kids, don't get plastic surgery, unless you were in a fire or a car wreck or something. Just accept growing old, trying to reverse that never ends well.</Bob Saget or Daniel Stern voice>
 
2014-08-23 05:33:56 AM  

WilderKWight: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x479]

Escape From L.A. had a few insights into the L.A. culture and what it might become.


Bruce Jenner was in that movie?
 
2014-08-23 05:38:36 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: WilderKWight: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x479]

Escape From L.A. had a few insights into the L.A. culture and what it might become.

Bruce Jenner was in that movie?


Funny, but it was Bruce Campbell.
 
2014-08-23 07:11:11 AM  

Shadowknight: Dahnkster: I can't say for sure, but if these are not cheek implants, then she is saving up a good deal of nuts for the impending Winter.

I don't know.  I mean, those do look really suspect, but an GIS for "Old Italian Woman" had a plethora of giant cheek orbs.  Her's seem more... full, I guess, and stretched smooth, but not unusually large by comparison.

It may have just been the start of her chrysalis phase into the old Italian lady stereotype.


Kinda agree.  She's always had a heart-shaped face and high cheekbones.  Look at her old videos like Borderline and Lucky Star; they've always been there under a layer of healthy body fat she has long since sweated away.  Now she's all bones, veins, sinew, and hair.  She's probably had some minor face work but she never needed implants anywhere.
 
2014-08-23 07:32:27 AM  

FriarReb98: My sister-in-law saw them in Providence back in June, she was behind them in a line at the food court at Providence Place.


Why would you possibly think anyone here would care ?

I mean if it was you who saw them then I might care. Your sister in law? Not so much.
 
2014-08-23 09:34:18 AM  

jmr61: FriarReb98: My sister-in-law saw them in Providence back in June, she was behind them in a line at the food court at Providence Place.

Why would you possibly think anyone here would care ?

I mean if it was you who saw them then I might care. Your sister in law? Not so much.


Hey now, we'll take our CSBs where we can find them.  Like the time my ex's insurance agent used the toilet right after George Clooney took a humongous dump in a Cheesecake Factory's restroom.  He said it smelled like poo, just like anyone's else.
 
2014-08-23 10:24:30 AM  

Panty Sniffer: I am pretty sure that the reason is that John Cougar Melloncamp (or whatever he calls himself) lives in Indiana.  Who the hell willingly goes to Indiana?

I wondered that myself, but he must have a little pink house there that he loves.
Isn't he from there, and just never left? He sings a lot of songs about loving your roots, and how important family and surroundings are.

As for Madonna, she's had a lot of work done, but it's good work. That's why you can tell, you just can't tell what she's had done.
And no, I don't know either. But she's 55, and no one's skin is that tight at her age.

i2.cdn.turner.com
/does kind of look like cheek implants. But maybe just makeup.
//at least she didn't get fish lips
 
2014-08-23 10:51:08 AM  

cryinoutloud: As for Madonna, she's had a lot of work done, but it's good work.


Good if you want to look like an alien.
 
2014-08-23 12:19:22 PM  
I realize that a career in Hollywood is based in large part on looks. Even a brilliantly talented actress like Meryl Streep has to be at least pretty to make it big. I also realize that as someone like Meg Ryan ages, there must be incredible pressure to keep your looks and therefore keep getting those starring roles as wave after wave of newer, younger actresses keep lapping at your heels.

BUT...

Plastic surgery is just ridiculous. There are three basic outcomes:

1. you look better and nobody can tell you had work done
2. people can tell you had work done
3. holy crap, what the hell happened?

Hollywood is filled with people who fall into categories 2 and 3. But people seem to think they'll be lucky enough to be a 1, even when they're surrounded by evidence to the contrary.
 
2014-08-23 12:53:48 PM  

Prey4reign: jmr61: FriarReb98: My sister-in-law saw them in Providence back in June, she was behind them in a line at the food court at Providence Place.

Why would you possibly think anyone here would care ?

I mean if it was you who saw them then I might care. Your sister in law? Not so much.

Hey now, we'll take our CSBs where we can find them.  Like the time my ex's insurance agent used the toilet right after George Clooney took a humongous dump in a Cheesecake Factory's restroom.  He said it smelled like poo, just like anyone's else.


Mine don't stink.
 
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