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(The Noobist)   The Hollywood conspiracy to kill Steve Buscemi   (noobist.com ) divider line
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5862 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Aug 2014 at 9:54 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-22 08:41:33 PM  
"Steve Buscemi has been a major part of my life for some time."

Someone has an over-inflated sense of themselves.

Reminds me of:

img.fark.net

/she's always taken such good care of me. I really like her more than all the other nurses
 
2014-08-22 08:48:02 PM  
suicideproject.org
Well, he's always way out of his league.
 
2014-08-22 09:00:33 PM  
WTF was that?


I have to get in on this writing bullshiat articles for the web business.

And his first death wasn't The Island, he was killed in Twenty Bucks and before that, although offscreen probably died in Reservoir Dogs.
 
2014-08-22 09:08:22 PM  

31.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-08-22 09:53:45 PM  
and?
 
2014-08-22 09:56:29 PM  
...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?
 
2014-08-22 09:59:19 PM  
He is the kind of scummy looking person you'd expect to get killed.
 
2014-08-22 10:05:32 PM  
"Mystery Train". Buscemi didn't die, just shot. But sort of shot three times.
 
2014-08-22 10:08:37 PM  
ordoreviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-22 10:10:11 PM  
Obligatory:

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2014-08-22 10:10:43 PM  

wildcardjack: He is the kind of scummy looking person you'd expect to get killed.


Like Peter Lorre.
 
2014-08-22 10:13:37 PM  

Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?


Is it time for a Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi movie?
 
2014-08-22 10:17:28 PM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?

Is it time for a Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi movie?


Only if Michael Bein can join the death cult.
 
2014-08-22 10:19:18 PM  
It has become such a cultural running joke that audiences today eagerly anticipate the closing moments of Buscemi's characters

maybe i'm just out of touch, but i didn't even notice that he got killed in most of his movies.  i think the first time i ever saw him in a movie was con air, and he lived in that one.  i've heard people joke about sean bean getting killed in everything, but i've never heard jokes like that about steve buscemi.
 
2014-08-22 10:22:12 PM  

enderthexenocide: maybe i'm just out of touch, but i didn't even notice that he got killed in most of his movies.  i think the first time i ever saw him in a movie was con air, and he lived in that one.  i've heard people joke about sean bean getting killed in everything, but i've never heard jokes like that about steve buscemi.


He was the only "con" who lived in Con Air. And he lived in Armageddon. It's debatable whether he lived in Reservoir Dogs.
 
2014-08-22 10:31:59 PM  
It's time for him to die in Boardwalk Empire. Or find him a better writer.
 
2014-08-22 10:35:47 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Funnily enough, not a movie he gets killed in
 
2014-08-22 10:38:20 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

But 30 minutes ago in the marathon

BARTON FINK, BARTON FINK!
 
2014-08-22 10:59:25 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

That's what he gets for making eye contact in the Tuileries Metro.
 
2014-08-22 11:07:31 PM  

Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?


Neither. His new show, "Legends" is being promoted as "Sean Bean doesn't die".
 
2014-08-22 11:08:38 PM  
He lived through 'Airheads'.
But I do believe his dance card filled up real quick.
 
2014-08-22 11:14:52 PM  

Billy Liar: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x166]

Funnily enough, not a movie he gets killed in


i291.photobucket.com

/having a
//seat over
///there
 
Skr
2014-08-22 11:20:11 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
Oh My God they killed Buscemi!
You Bastards!
 
2014-08-22 11:35:32 PM  
Regard me! I comprehend numerous polysyllabic words!
 
2014-08-22 11:53:51 PM  
www.magnetmagazine.com

He's in on it!
 
2014-08-23 12:11:25 AM  
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Stupid article. Especially since he is now Steve Bu-she-mi.
 
2014-08-23 12:35:19 AM  

Mugato: WTF was that?


I have to get in on this writing bullshiat articles for the web business.

And his first death wasn't The Island, he was killed in Twenty Bucks and before that, although offscreen probably died in Reservoir Dogs.


I'm pretty sure Chet died in Barton Fink, when the hotel burned.
 
2014-08-23 12:36:33 AM  

enderthexenocide: It has become such a cultural running joke that audiences today eagerly anticipate the closing moments of Buscemi's characters

maybe i'm just out of touch, but i didn't even notice that he got killed in most of his movies.  i think the first time i ever saw him in a movie was con air, and he lived in that one.  i've heard people joke about sean bean getting killed in everything, but i've never heard jokes like that about steve buscemi.


He lived in Billy Madison, too
 
2014-08-23 01:13:31 AM  
How would I go about writing this kind of shiat and getting paid for it?
 
2014-08-23 01:22:41 AM  

chitownmike: How would I go about writing this kind of shiat and getting paid for it?


I find it's the submissions I write in crayon that always seem to get published and inevitably pays the most in Juggalo bitcoins.

juggalocoin.org
 
2014-08-23 01:27:45 AM  

Dahnkster: chitownmike: How would I go about writing this kind of shiat and getting paid for it?

I find it's the submissions I write in crayon that always seem to get published and inevitably pays the most in Juggalo bitcoins.

[juggalocoin.org image 850x97]


I don't want those, they smell like BO and shiat
 
2014-08-23 01:33:56 AM  

chitownmike: I don't want those, they smell like BO and shiat


And are only relevant if you suddenly find yourself in 1996 for some reason.
 
2014-08-23 01:40:50 AM  

Shadowknight: chitownmike: I don't want those, they smell like BO and shiat

And are only relevant if you suddenly find yourself in 1996 for some reason.


Given the option '96 wouldn't be a bad year to go back to
 
2014-08-23 01:41:07 AM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?

Is it time for a Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi movie?


There was already one. Mentioned in this post. The Island.
 
2014-08-23 01:53:19 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [img0.joyreactor.cc image 500x460]
Stupid article. Especially since he is now Steve Bu-she-mi.


I'll be in my bunk...

Don't judge me.
 
2014-08-23 02:36:50 AM  
I wonder which actor holds the record for most roles played which called for them to die before the fade to credits?
 
2014-08-23 03:09:33 AM  

Hugo Zorilla: farkingismybusiness: [img0.joyreactor.cc image 500x460]
Stupid article. Especially since he is now Steve Bu-she-mi.

I'll be in my bunk...

Don't judge me.


Prepare to be woo...ed.
cdn.poptnt.com
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
i.imgur.com
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-23 05:50:24 AM  
"demonic-like".

Uhm. I don't want to alarmerate anyone, but I don't think the author makes good Englishness.
 
2014-08-23 07:23:56 AM  

enderthexenocide: It has become such a cultural running joke that audiences today eagerly anticipate the closing moments of Buscemi's characters

maybe i'm just out of touch, but i didn't even notice that he got killed in most of his movies.  i think the first time i ever saw him in a movie was con air, and he lived in that one.  i've heard people joke about sean bean getting killed in everything, but i've never heard jokes like that about steve buscemi.


I once went on a mission to see if there was a movie that Sean Bean survived in. I failed hard core. I even found obscure movies that he was in. One he lasted until almost the end and I thought he was going to make it but he died in like the last 10 minutes, if I remember correctly.
 
2014-08-23 07:29:46 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?

Neither. His new show, "Legends" is being promoted as "Sean Bean doesn't die".


It's trickery. Sean Bean always dies. They trick you into this lull of false security then BANG! Sean is dead.
 
2014-08-23 09:22:32 AM  

nimawai: enderthexenocide: It has become such a cultural running joke that audiences today eagerly anticipate the closing moments of Buscemi's characters

maybe i'm just out of touch, but i didn't even notice that he got killed in most of his movies.  i think the first time i ever saw him in a movie was con air, and he lived in that one.  i've heard people joke about sean bean getting killed in everything, but i've never heard jokes like that about steve buscemi.

I once went on a mission to see if there was a movie that Sean Bean survived in. I failed hard core. I even found obscure movies that he was in. One he lasted until almost the end and I thought he was going to make it but he died in like the last 10 minutes, if I remember correctly.


Ready for a John Hurt marathon? I'm pretty sure the world decided most is that they want to see The Passion of John Hurt, again and again.

Mickey Rourke, Gary Busey, Michael Biehn, and Bobby DeNiro die a lot too
 
2014-08-23 09:26:49 AM  

Prey4reign: I wonder which actor holds the record for most roles played which called for them to die before the fade to credits?


Probably John Hurt, with at least 40. But I'm sure there's an Al Leong type that was killed in a million westerns
 
2014-08-23 09:42:02 AM  

Mugato: WTF was that?


I have to get in on this writing bullshiat articles for the web business.

And his first death wasn't The Island, he was killed in Twenty Bucks and before that, although offscreen probably died in Reservoir Dogs.


That wasn't an article - it was a tone poem.
 
2014-08-23 09:48:56 AM  

Fano: Mickey Rourke, Gary Busey, Michael Biehn, and Bobby DeNiro die a lot too


I think he might hold the record. I mean technically he survived in Aliens but not really, as he probably had a face hugger on him soon after take off and was already dead by Alien 3 (which never happened).

/looked him up, he's been in a lot of shiat I never heard of and has a ton of stuff in development, good for him
 
2014-08-23 10:48:10 AM  

taylor_smith: It's time for him to die in Boardwalk Empire. Or find him a better writer.


I'm treating this season like the last season of Babylon 5. They've told their story, and it's all epilog.

/RIP You-know-who
 
2014-08-23 12:45:21 PM  
Can any other actor beat the Bill Paxton trifecta? killed by a terminator, a predator, and an alien.
 
2014-08-23 01:47:53 PM  

nimawai: OtherLittleGuy: Clutch2013: ...Has Sean Bean suddenly retired or died (for good, for the purposes of this topic)?

Neither. His new show, "Legends" is being promoted as "Sean Bean doesn't die".

It's trickery. Sean Bean always dies. They trick you into this lull of false security then BANG! Sean is dead.


I thought I'd seen all of Sharpe, don't recall him dying in that, unless it was implied in the final "forward into battle." scene. Did I miss something?
 
2014-08-23 01:58:09 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Billy Liar: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x166]

Funnily enough, not a movie he gets killed in

[i291.photobucket.com image 500x307]


Ghost World

was the first movie I saw Scar-Jo in, no idea who she was, 16 playing 18, and I thought "star."

I also thought Seymour was the role Buscemi was born to play. Just one of my favourite characters, ever. Glad he didn't die.

And the weird and wonderful Ilieana Douglas was also great in that.

Also,
/having a
//seat over
///there
 
2014-08-23 02:07:10 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Hugo Zorilla: farkingismybusiness: [img0.joyreactor.cc image 500x460]
Stupid article. Especially since he is now Steve Bu-she-mi.

I'll be in my bunk...

Don't judge me.

Prepare to be woo...ed.
[cdn.poptnt.com image 660x651]
[cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 499x375]
[i.imgur.com image 850x531]
[38.media.tumblr.com image 500x339]


Hold my calls...
 
2014-08-23 08:28:32 PM  

Mugato: WTF was that?

I have to get in on this writing bullshiat articles for the web business.

And his first death wasn't The Island, he was killed in Twenty Bucks and before that, although offscreen probably died in Reservoir Dogs.


Before either of those:

ts1.mm.bing.net

You killed Mink you son of a biatch! You killed Mink, and by God I'll hear you say it!
 
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