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(WCHS Charleston)   Truck turns over on I-79, spilling 39 live chickens on the roadway. The bomb squad was called in to clear the accident, as it was a case of "cluck cluck boom"   (wvpublic.org) divider line 22
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2014-08-23 12:23:24 PM
Guy was trying to transport a dog, 39 chickens and a bomb.  This sounds like the set up for a bad joke.
 
2014-08-23 12:24:39 PM
Birds are known to explode.

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2014-08-23 12:29:16 PM
CHICKEN RUN!
 
2014-08-23 12:33:01 PM
From the £240M penthouse thread:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: A couple of minutes ago I opened the hell up my re-frij-o-ray-tor, thinkin' I was gonna eat a salad.  Next thing I know, I'm eatin' chicken.  Gat dang yard bird, my friends.  Boom!  That's how you do that!

Prophetic.
 
2014-08-23 12:34:31 PM
I'm sure there have been quite a few chicken trifectas here on Fark.
 
2014-08-23 12:56:34 PM
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/RIP Jake
 
2014-08-23 12:58:09 PM
They closed the highway in both directions for several hours as the bomb techs removed the several devices found in a bag in his car.

What paranoia. The car flipped several times, if the explosives were going to go off, they would have.
It probably cost taxpayers thousands for something that was obviously not a real issue.
 
2014-08-23 12:58:25 PM
Saliva's Click-Click-Boom is infinitely more entertaining when I sing it with chicken clucks instead of lyrics in my head.
 
2014-08-23 12:58:52 PM
Knows what you mean...

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2014-08-23 01:24:53 PM
As god as my witness, I thought chickens could drive.
 
2014-08-23 01:28:17 PM
How long does it take to interrogate 39 chickens? And what did they tell the dog that made him jump out the window.

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2014-08-23 01:42:32 PM

Prey4reign: Guy was trying to transport a dog, 39 chickens and a bomb.  This sounds like the set up for a bad joke.


"and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."  -- Firesign
 
2014-08-23 02:05:30 PM

BitwiseShift: How long does it take to interrogate 39 chickens?


Depends on if frying or baking...

And what did they tell the dog that made him jump out the window.

Owner said they were going to be heading back to Pennsylvania in about half an hour...

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2014-08-23 02:19:21 PM
You never know what will and will not explode...
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2014-08-23 03:38:29 PM
The GOP Controlled house calling  for an investigation of this terrorist act and asking for a moment of silence for their Mistresses.
 
2014-08-23 04:03:44 PM
Did one of the chickens say "Oi, brute, you slept with my cousin, eh?" before exploding?
 
2014-08-23 04:53:29 PM

TheMega: BitwiseShift: How long does it take to interrogate 39 chickens?

Depends on if frying or baking...

And what did they tell the dog that made him jump out the window.

Owner said they were going to be heading back to Pennsylvania in about half an hour...

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Ah yes, I-79. The best thing to ever come out of West Virginia.
 
2014-08-23 05:15:03 PM

BitwiseShift: How long does it take to interrogate 39 chickens? And what did they tell the dog that made him jump out the window.

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Holy Farking Buddha, where the hell is this? I pledge to never go wherever the hell this is, 'cause that surely looks like Hell.
 
2014-08-23 06:12:32 PM
Did they cross the road?
 
2014-08-23 07:44:36 PM
Willing to bet the improvised explosive was made of this :    http://www.tannerite.com

Seeing as he had what I would describe as a "range bag" by people who like to shoot things.
 
2014-08-23 08:01:15 PM
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2014-08-24 03:18:34 AM

felching pen: Did they cross the road?


Parts of them did.
 
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