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2014-08-22 11:41:48 AM
Looks more like a campaign for a prosumer camera with an in-camera HDR shot mode.
 
2014-08-22 11:42:56 AM
Palms are sweaty. Yeah, fark that noise. And in snow and ice? Darwin approves.
 
2014-08-22 11:48:51 AM
Sure, the photos can give you a bit of vertigo but damn, that would be pretty cool to see and do.

It sucks getting older. You start feeling that sense that you didn't have when younger.
 
2014-08-22 11:49:07 AM
Couldn't even finish the slide show. Is it weird to hit pucker factor=10 while sitting at you desk?

I have inner ear problems, OK? It gives me a lousy sense of balance.
 
2014-08-22 11:52:57 AM

MrBallou: Couldn't even finish the slide show. Is it weird to hit pucker factor=10 while sitting at you desk?

I have inner ear problems, OK? It gives me a lousy sense of balance.


rcarmstrong.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-22 11:57:10 AM

Candygram4Mongo: MrBallou: Couldn't even finish the slide show. Is it weird to hit pucker factor=10 while sitting at you desk?

I have inner ear problems, OK? It gives me a lousy sense of balance.

[rcarmstrong.files.wordpress.com image 500x388]


What if I am afraid I run like a pregnant yak?
 
2014-08-22 12:02:21 PM
I think I just peed my pants.
 
2014-08-22 12:12:47 PM
I certainly appreciate those brave/reckless souls for sharing their adventures with the rest of us.  Just think, though: for a lot of those places, the people that built them did so well before there was any sort of OSHA (or equivalent) to establish protective standards.  Crazy what people have done to build things.
 
2014-08-22 12:21:09 PM

MrBallou: Couldn't even finish the slide show. Is it weird to hit pucker factor=10 while sitting at you desk?
I have inner ear problems, OK? It gives me a lousy sense of balance.


that was probably the most amazing thing about those photos, how quickly I had to look away

/darwin, killing stupid people since day one
 
2014-08-22 12:45:50 PM
Nope nope nope nope nope nope
 
2014-08-22 01:00:54 PM
www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com

Are we sure this isn't a screen shot from InFamous?
 
2014-08-22 01:03:03 PM
At first I thought that was fog in the pictures in China, but I'm sure it's just air pollution.
 
2014-08-22 01:07:24 PM
Couldn't finish the slideshow.  Must hug the ground right now.
 
2014-08-22 01:21:10 PM
I got dizzy just looking at the pics on my iphone.
 
2014-08-22 01:37:18 PM
i have a feeling there will be a follow-up involving these guys.  something with the sad tag.  or perhaps the obvious tag.
 
2014-08-22 01:40:23 PM

SlothB77: i have a feeling there will be a follow-up involving these guys.  something with the sad tag.  or perhaps the obvious tag.


fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-22 01:54:37 PM
Hey subs..

media2.giphy.com
 
2014-08-22 01:55:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: Candygram4Mongo: MrBallou: Couldn't even finish the slide show. Is it weird to hit pucker factor=10 while sitting at you desk?

I have inner ear problems, OK? It gives me a lousy sense of balance.

[rcarmstrong.files.wordpress.com image 500x388]

What if I am afraid I run like a pregnant yak?


Breathe.
 
2014-08-22 02:10:15 PM
There are not adequate words to describe the feelings of terror that would course through my veins if I were ever in one of those positions.
 
2014-08-22 02:11:09 PM
It just sways a little bit, submitter.  Just a little bit.

/nightmare stuff for me
 
2014-08-22 02:11:38 PM
The first thought I had on seeing that guy in the cage above the cord reel was "I would drop a deuce from there"

Was that wrong?
 
2014-08-22 02:12:34 PM

Nadie_AZ: Sure, the photos can give you a bit of vertigo but damn, that would be pretty cool to see and do.

It sucks getting older. You start feeling that sense that you didn't have when younger.


Word to your mother.
 
2014-08-22 02:12:41 PM
i482.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-22 02:13:21 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The first thought I had on seeing that guy in the cage above the cord reel was "I would drop a deuce from there"

Was that wrong?


Spitting would be permissible.  Deucing?  No, sir.
 
2014-08-22 02:13:29 PM
the one where they're climbing on the ice covered crane....
 
2014-08-22 02:14:04 PM
I know I have vertigo and these pictures nearly made me puke.

/I hate mesh walkways over heavy machinery in factories.
 
2014-08-22 02:14:06 PM
Amazing pictures, and I'm pleased to be able to enjoy them without having to take them myself.
 
2014-08-22 02:14:44 PM

MooseBayou: Smeggy Smurf: The first thought I had on seeing that guy in the cage above the cord reel was "I would drop a deuce from there"

Was that wrong?

Spitting would be permissible.  Deucing?  No, sir.


Just once I'd like to be like one of the 1% and crap on the little people
 
2014-08-22 02:15:03 PM
That's some nice security work there, Lou.
 
2014-08-22 02:15:21 PM

MooseBayou: Smeggy Smurf: The first thought I had on seeing that guy in the cage above the cord reel was "I would drop a deuce from there"

Was that wrong?

Spitting would be permissible.  Deucing?  No, sir.


What about dropping photos of your junk?
 
2014-08-22 02:15:24 PM

MooseBayou: Nadie_AZ: Sure, the photos can give you a bit of vertigo but damn, that would be pretty cool to see and do.

It sucks getting older. You start feeling that sense that you didn't have when younger.

Word to your mother.


Yeah, I'm sure she already knows that it sucks.

/heyooo
 
2014-08-22 02:15:36 PM
*Closes link*

*Unclenches sphincter*
 
2014-08-22 02:16:16 PM
I get vertigo looking UP a tall building. That would be nightmare juice for me.
 
2014-08-22 02:16:16 PM
Darwin has a lousy batting average if those pictures are any indication.
 
2014-08-22 02:16:23 PM
That one selfie looks like the guy isn't wearing a parachute.

/I may climb some of those
//may
 
2014-08-22 02:17:18 PM
Nuts,
In,
Throat,,,
 
2014-08-22 02:17:27 PM
I have a bit of the Thanatos syndrome, meaning when near low barriers at great heights this part of my mind wants me to throw myself over.  If I were close to any of these guys I'd be hurtling to the ground before long.
 
2014-08-22 02:17:48 PM
These made my lower legs tingle......and not in a good way
 
2014-08-22 02:19:08 PM

ChipNASA: [i482.photobucket.com image 850x552]


These are legit, at least some. Here is a video of a climb that some of the shots were taken from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
 
2014-08-22 02:20:06 PM

Kaka: Nuts,
In,
Throat,,,



Easy now, Al Bundy. The porn thread is a few down on the main page.
 
2014-08-22 02:20:51 PM
YOLO, so let's kill ourselves stupidly.
 
2014-08-22 02:21:08 PM
That's why I do all my climbing in caves!

/cavers save spelunkers
 
2014-08-22 02:21:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: MooseBayou: Smeggy Smurf: The first thought I had on seeing that guy in the cage above the cord reel was "I would drop a deuce from there"

Was that wrong?

Spitting would be permissible.  Deucing?  No, sir.

Just once I'd like to be like one of the 1% and crap on the little people


I have been shat upon from a great height.  Don't do it, I pray.
 
2014-08-22 02:21:44 PM
I have no problem with the height, it's the stupid fish eye lens effect that gets me, just annoying.
 
2014-08-22 02:22:28 PM
I love the one guy with the helmet. Yeah buddy, thats gonna save your life if you fall. These guys should stop being such pus@$ies and try mountains.
 
2014-08-22 02:22:57 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I have a bit of the Thanatos syndrome, meaning when near low barriers at great heights this part of my mind wants me to throw myself over.  If I were close to any of these guys I'd be hurtling to the ground before long.


That's a syndrome?  I thought everybody had that.  The "yeah, I could jump that" part.  That bit where you're driving someplace, you take your right hand off the wheel, it sort of rests on the parking brake, and just for a second, a little voice says to pull it, just to see what happens.  It's not suicidal, just that little bit of you that's still convinced you're invincible.
 
2014-08-22 02:23:00 PM

show me: At first I thought that was fog in the pictures in China, but I'm sure it's just air pollution.


Yeah, in those pictures I didn't feel any vertigo, just a weird burning sensation in my lungs just imagining myself climbing through that.
 
2014-08-22 02:23:01 PM
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2014-08-22 02:24:39 PM
Goddamned Batmen.
 
2014-08-22 02:25:09 PM
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