jehovahs witness protection: That's when you make a "special" sandwich...with ghost chili.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lighten up, Francis
I_Am_Weasel: Meh. If only it were true.
ChrisDe: Was it Isis? It was Isis, wasn't it?
SecretAgentWoman: It's fake, and now I want a goddamn ham and swiss on rye sandwich and I don't have the ingredients./not a fan of turkey
MmmmBacon: That's why you print out the signs at home, or off of another person's computer.
wildcardjack: Fake. What sort of workplace keeps a color printer on the network?
blatz514: I_Am_Weasel: Meh. If only it were true.Yeah, still funny though.
topcon: Unfunny fake shiat on a shiat site. Might as well have been a Buzzfeed article. Didn't make it past 5 pics down. Who submits and greenlights this garbage?
marius2: HAI ...
skozlaw: wildcardjack: Fake. What sort of workplace keeps a color printer on the network?The kind that knows how to set up a print server and printer permissions?
Clemkadidlefark: A teaspoon of Visine soaked into the bread will cure this right damn quick/stock extra TP
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MooseBayou: Clemkadidlefark: A teaspoon of Visine soaked into the bread will cure this right damn quick/stock extra TPDoes that really work? I tended a bar for years, and always figured it was a legend.
ph0rk: skozlaw: wildcardjack: Fake. What sort of workplace keeps a color printer on the network?The kind that knows how to set up a print server and printer permissions?Workplaces that both need a color printer and have a competent IT staff are a nearly empty cell.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: jehovahs witness protection: That's when you make a "special" sandwich...with ghost chili.Ebola mayonnaise.
b-maz: I had someone take my lunch snacks all the time at work, whenever I brought in cookies or cupcakes, they would be gone. I finally planted a ton of hot peppers into the icing, and over the next few days I had less and less theft. Though I was called into the HR department offices later that week.Apparently the person had the gall to bring me in front of the head HR person for attempting to poison them with hot cupcakes./Hated that job.
Mr. Shabooboo: A couple of drips of dish soap hidden in a sandwich also works.
Nogale: How did things end?
gunther_bumpass: You know how I know this is fake? No one in HR knows how to use a computer.
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