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(Fox News)   Kirk Cameron discovered God on the set of Growing Pains when he finally stopped believing in that silly old childish notion of evolution and went to church to get the real, grown-up facts   (foxnews.com) divider line 293
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2014-08-22 07:28:50 AM  
"My wife and I are always looking for a great new movie to watch on movie night and it's hard to find films that are fun and inspiring and that are going to build up our faith in God and our strength as a family. So we decided we would make one and we made it right here in our own backyard with a local little league team and it's a movie where family learn the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I think this was released Direct-to-Masking-Tape.

Those poor kids. "No, we're going to watch a movie about the REAL 'Guardian of the Galaxy.' Can you guess what His name is?"
 
2014-08-22 07:31:28 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Those poor kids. "No, we're going to watch a movie about the REAL 'Guardian of the Galaxy.' Can you guess what His name is?"


Luke Skywalker?  I think they made that movie already.
 
2014-08-22 07:36:04 AM  

Ambivalence: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Those poor kids. "No, we're going to watch a movie about the REAL 'Guardian of the Galaxy.' Can you guess what His name is?"

Luke Skywalker?  I think they made that movie already.


And a musical.
 
2014-08-22 07:38:36 AM  
Obligatory:   CCOKC (some NSFW language in video)
 
2014-08-22 08:27:50 AM  
Grown up facts like how putting a jar of sealed peanut butter in sunlight will create life? Or how a banana was made by God for humans?

/I'm religious, but that there is crazy shiat
 
2014-08-22 08:31:41 AM  
40.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-22 08:40:54 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."


I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.
 
2014-08-22 08:45:43 AM  

vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.


Star Trek V
 
2014-08-22 08:46:48 AM  
"I think eventually if people are thoughtful you start asking grown up questions like, 'How did the world get started? Where did we come from? Where are we going? Why are we here?' and I guess when I, as a child, I just sort of had blind faith in the fairytale that they way we got here was from goo to the zoo to you,"

Does that pass the irony test? I think it does.

/Although I do like the phrase "from goo, to zoo, to you"
 
2014-08-22 08:50:29 AM  

grokca: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.

Star Trek V


Preacher.
 
2014-08-22 08:52:51 AM  
I guess the turning point was the banana in the tailpipe.

Uh.  What I mean is that, uh, he was watching the movie and it occurred to him just how well they fit in a tailpipe.

What did you think I meant!?
 
2014-08-22 09:05:33 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: grokca: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.

Star Trek V

Preacher.


Two I haven't seen yet.
Saving those for the old folk's home.
 
2014-08-22 09:07:17 AM  

vudukungfu: FirstNationalBastard: grokca: vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.

Star Trek V

Preacher.

Two I haven't seen yet.
Saving those for the old folk's home.


Preacher is still only a comic book series. But maybe one day, Arseface will see the screen.
 
2014-08-22 09:28:27 AM  
Hasn't the rest of the cast basically come forward to complain about how hard he was to work with?

. . . google gives me this, but I swear I've heard it from more reputable sources.
 
2014-08-22 09:34:40 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Arseface will see the screen


Wasn't he doing the ice bucket challenge at his Texas Ranch the other day?
 
2014-08-22 09:37:56 AM  
What wold God be doing hanging around the set of Growing Pains?
 
2014-08-22 09:40:34 AM  

Mugato: What wold God be doing hanging around the set of Growing Pains?


looking for a starship?
 
2014-08-22 09:47:33 AM  
Those kids are going to turn out to be SUCH sluts.
 
2014-08-22 09:51:29 AM  

Sybarite: [40.media.tumblr.com image 500x639]


sadly, that's again a case of The Onion being more truthful than "real" news.   The whole thing in journalism of having "balance" even when the '"other side" is nuts gives idiots like Cameron an audience.
 
2014-08-22 10:06:05 AM  
FTFA: "So I'm always going to make movies that I believe in, that I can give 100 percent to, that I think are going to be offering people something good."

Whatever you say, banana boy.  I'm sure that the number of scripts you turned down for not meeting your lofty standards is so mighty that if you stacked them in a pile, you could climb to the top and shake hands with Jebus himself.  I think I can actually hear Spielberg gently weeping, while muttering to himself, "Why won't Kirk Cameron return my calls?"
 
2014-08-22 10:14:06 AM  

Mugato: What wold God be doing hanging around the set of Growing Pains?


Macking on Tracy Gold?
 
2014-08-22 10:25:14 AM  

download.gamezone.com


You can have him, Mel.

 
2014-08-22 10:25:33 AM  
And are you still going to have them replace your leading ladies with your wife for the kissing scenes, Mr. Cameron?
 
2014-08-22 10:25:55 AM  
"Filmmaker Kirk Cameron"

Someone actually typed this.
 
2014-08-22 10:27:33 AM  
Whoever edited that article needs to spend less time reading the bible and more time reading some grammar books.

Also, yea, you get laughed at just because your beliefs aren't shared "by some in Hollywood". That's the ticket. THAT's why everybody laughs at you.

www.theness.com
 
2014-08-22 10:28:05 AM  

SphericalTime: Hasn't the rest of the cast basically come forward to complain about how hard he was to work with?

. . . google gives me this, but I swear I've heard it from more reputable sources.


Those rumors are completely untrue. His former costars and friends are clearly behind the camera at his birthday party:
cdn.hellogiggles.com
Why don't you have any faith in Kirk Cameron's friends' existence, SphericalTime?
 
2014-08-22 10:28:20 AM  
nymag.com


/oblig
 
2014-08-22 10:28:55 AM  

Paris1127: SphericalTime: Hasn't the rest of the cast basically come forward to complain about how hard he was to work with?

. . . google gives me this, but I swear I've heard it from more reputable sources.

Those rumors are completely untrue. His former costars and friends are clearly behind the camera at his birthday party:
[cdn.hellogiggles.com image 600x800]
Why don't you have any faith in Kirk Cameron's friends' existence, SphericalTime?


/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-08-22 10:29:45 AM  
Julie McCullough.

I'm still bitter that little bastard ruined her career and terrorized the suits.

/Lady Olenna should have ordered Subway for him
 
2014-08-22 10:32:56 AM  

eagles95: [nymag.com image 450x600]


/oblig


Here's what gets me...three Subway footlongs and a six inch. Now...that's at most 6 invitees, which means we see 33.3% in front of the camera, 50% once you factor in the picture taker. I mean...even I can wrangle enough people to merit a party platter, if not one of those huge ass 10 foot long sammiches from there.

That's just...sad. And points to me that his friends alienated him, not for his religious beliefs, but for MASSIVE douchetardedness.
 
2014-08-22 10:33:37 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


Yes, I'm sure televisionfanatic.com and "Receive 2 free emergency blankets!" really care what a bunch of commentators in a random thread care about.
 
2014-08-22 10:33:48 AM  
img.fark.net
Leo helped him to see the light.
 
2014-08-22 10:35:51 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


We don't hate Christians. We hate creationists. And they deserve it. Kirk Cameron especially, because he won't shut up about it.

For the record, anyone that believes in a magical sky-god is delusional, in one way or another. Just because that delusion is institutionalized doesn't make it okay.
 
2014-08-22 10:36:48 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.Waaah! A comically inept member of my faith is being mocked because he insists on repeatedly and loudly saying really stupid and goofy things all the time that even most of the other people of his faith find absurd! Waaah! Persecution!


Go spend some time in Northern Iraq yelling about people who hate Christians and then come back and tell us what you think about this thread and its participants you friggin' crybaby.
 
2014-08-22 10:38:05 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


FARK uses targeted ads genius.
 
2014-08-22 10:38:48 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


Fark hates people who beat up computer monitors..
 
2014-08-22 10:39:41 AM  

vudukungfu: Mr. Coffee Nerves: the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God."

I want to make a movie where the humans are patiently stalking god to gain his trust, then show no mercy as they sacrifice him.


brilliant!

Mugato: What wold God be doing hanging around the set of Growing Pains?

A

re you kidding? That Tiffany Amber Theissen was piece of aish.
 
2014-08-22 10:40:57 AM  
And yet he still couldn't save Boner

/RIP Richard Millhous Stabone.
 
2014-08-22 10:44:40 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.



All they care about is the number of visitors to a site.
They'd advertise on porn-tube sites, but they keep getting outbid for the space.

Also, Cameron and his ilk have earned all the compempt that is directed at them.
 
2014-08-22 10:45:01 AM  
i171.photobucket.com

Pay attention to me!  I'm still relevant.

/I know it's not Cameron, but it's still true.
 
2014-08-22 10:45:13 AM  
The idiot got Julie McCullough fired. He's a monster.
 
2014-08-22 10:45:55 AM  

Ambivalence: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Those poor kids. "No, we're going to watch a movie about the REAL 'Guardian of the Galaxy.' Can you guess what His name is?"

Luke Skywalker?  I think they made that movie already.


I was going to say He-Man, along with all the other Masters of the Universe. He too had a movie. It had Courtney Cox and Tom Paris in it. Take from that what you will.

I also suggest watching it drunk with a bunch of people so you can riff on it, especially if you didn't grow up on it (though do include one dude who did and might be able to explain things to you).
 
2014-08-22 10:48:47 AM  

Uncle Pooky: The idiot got Julie McCullough fired. He's a monster.


God gave her that glorious body, better make her cover it up.
 
2014-08-22 10:48:51 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


Hmmm, lots of people seem to not like you...it MUST be all them, not you, huh???
 
2014-08-22 10:51:06 AM  
He and Ray Comfort should have been Popoffed after that Nightline special where they said they were going to prove God with actual evidence, and then used the Bible as evidence.
 
2014-08-22 10:52:52 AM  

Casey Anthony: [img.fark.net image 281x374]
Leo helped him to see the light.


Now I have a mental picture of a teenage Leonardo DiCaprio sparking up a j in his dressing room and telling all his buddies "you would not believe some the shiat that I have convinced that farking potatohead of"
 
2014-08-22 10:53:59 AM  
My Favorite 5 Fark Threads:

5. Baseball Sucks Threads
4. Jimmy Page Was a Thief Threads
3. Tipping Threads
2. The Sex Pistols Were A Boy Band Threads
1. Evolution/Kirk Cameron Threads.

They are the best!

/i'm serious
 
2014-08-22 10:55:45 AM  

SphericalTime: Hasn't the rest of the cast basically come forward to complain about how hard he was to work with?

. . . google gives me this, but I swear I've heard it from more reputable sources.


From your article:

20. Although Cameron believes that homosexuality is an "unnatural act," in "necessary circumstances," he advocates anal sex in couples as a means for a woman to avoid losing her virginity before marriage.

I'm going to have to take advice from the mods before I attempt a snarky joke about that.
 
2014-08-22 10:56:08 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Hey look another Fark hates Christians thread. I wonder if those who advertise on Fark realize the level of hate that Fark has for Christians. might be time to find out.


Get off the cross.
 
2014-08-22 10:56:40 AM  
See kids? Going to church will fark you up. Stay away from it and smoke pot instead, like this guy
www.brainpickings.org
 
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