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(eBay)   Remember the original talking G.I. Joe? A Real American Hero. He now detests violence & has taken a vow of silence, choosing to communicate solely through nude interpretive dance. Go Joe   (ebay.com) divider line 22
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2014-08-22 08:55:15 AM  
Nice, SUbby.
I actually had to laugh out loud on this one.
 
2014-08-22 09:31:17 AM  
Dat search string: lgbt ballet beard gladiator gi joe talking action team commander gi joe Action Man Talking Adventure Team Commander 1974 Kung-Fu Grip
 
2014-08-22 09:35:18 AM  
Didn't I catch him on Robot Chicken?
 
2014-08-22 09:39:03 AM  
Farking Agent Orange.
 
2014-08-22 09:50:18 AM  
I love the smell of Balanchine in the morning!
 
2014-08-22 09:50:43 AM  
Body massage. Who wants a body massage?
 
2014-08-22 10:05:33 AM  
Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
 
2014-08-22 10:46:27 AM  
Pork chop sandwiches!
 
2014-08-22 10:48:39 AM  
Apparently the dance helps him act out his feelings and cope with the PTSD brought on by very nearly, but not quite actually shooting so many Cobra commandos and the grief of having lost Sgt. Slaughter to the Iraqis.
 
2014-08-22 11:13:27 AM  

RxtCrk: Apparently the dance helps him act out his feelings and cope with the PTSD brought on by very nearly, but not quite actually shooting so many Cobra commandos and the grief of having lost Sgt. Slaughter to the Iraqis.


This is ORIGINAL GI Joe, not the reboot.
 
2014-08-22 12:01:18 PM  
www.gijoecanada.com

'Don't look now but somebody is giving you the BIG EYE'.....
 
2014-08-22 12:02:00 PM  
Subbie here; Dancing GI Joe appreciates your views. He's meeting with principals in negotiations over his new indie movie deal. You may be familiar with the creative process; not surprisingly there is currently some discord over the efforts goals. They seek farker input on potential themes and movie titles. Any thoughts?

Can't wait to see the choreography, set design and wardrobe. Coming soon to IMDB

@dancinggijoe on twitter

Go Joe!


pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-08-22 12:03:25 PM  

RxtCrk: Apparently the dance helps him act out his feelings and cope with the PTSD brought on by very nearly, but not quite actually shooting so many Cobra commandos and the grief of having lost Sgt. Slaughter to the Iraqis.


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-08-22 12:15:04 PM  

Bung_Howdy: Subbie here; Dancing GI Joe appreciates your views. He's meeting with principals in negotiations over his new indie movie deal. You may be familiar with the creative process; not surprisingly there is currently some discord over the efforts goals. They seek farker input on potential themes and movie titles. Any thoughts?

Can't wait to see the choreography, set design and wardrobe. Coming soon to IMDB

@dancinggijoe on twitter

Go Joe!


[pbs.twimg.com image 786x524]


Did the original have 'lifelike hair', or was it still the proper painted on hair?

/Lawn, OFF!
 
2014-08-22 12:18:50 PM  
+1 subby, would LOL again
 
2014-08-22 12:22:03 PM  

MFAWG: Bung_Howdy: Subbie here; Dancing GI Joe appreciates your views. He's meeting with principals in negotiations over his new indie movie deal. You may be familiar with the creative process; not surprisingly there is currently some discord over the efforts goals. They seek farker input on potential themes and movie titles. Any thoughts?

Can't wait to see the choreography, set design and wardrobe. Coming soon to IMDB

@dancinggijoe on twitter

Go Joe!


[pbs.twimg.com image 786x524]

Did the original have 'lifelike hair', or was it still the proper painted on hair?

/Lawn, OFF!


No hair was coifed- you got me thinking though; all the 60's Joes I had were smooth (plastic) haired- Wish I could confirm with my old action figures, but they all lost their lives via explosives or lighter fluid in the dreaded backyard war from the early to late 1960's. *sniff*

Was there an interim full size (sorta) real haired version after the 60's? I though they all got tiny after that
 
2014-08-22 12:48:45 PM  

Bung_Howdy: MFAWG: Bung_Howdy: Subbie here; Dancing GI Joe appreciates your views. He's meeting with principals in negotiations over his new indie movie deal. You may be familiar with the creative process; not surprisingly there is currently some discord over the efforts goals. They seek farker input on potential themes and movie titles. Any thoughts?

Can't wait to see the choreography, set design and wardrobe. Coming soon to IMDB

@dancinggijoe on twitter

Go Joe!


[pbs.twimg.com image 786x524]

Did the original have 'lifelike hair', or was it still the proper painted on hair?

/Lawn, OFF!

No hair was coifed- you got me thinking though; all the 60's Joes I had were smooth (plastic) haired- Wish I could confirm with my old action figures, but they all lost their lives via explosives or lighter fluid in the dreaded backyard war from the early to late 1960's. *sniff*

Was there an interim full size (sorta) real haired version after the 60's? I though they all got tiny after that


I had the full sized ones with the hair in the early 70s, when Joe was still killing gooks by night and banging Barbie and Skipper by day while Ken did whatever Ken did.
 
2014-08-22 02:01:39 PM  

Bung_Howdy: MFAWG: Bung_Howdy: Subbie here; Dancing GI Joe appreciates your views. He's meeting with principals in negotiations over his new indie movie deal. You may be familiar with the creative process; not surprisingly there is currently some discord over the efforts goals. They seek farker input on potential themes and movie titles. Any thoughts?

Can't wait to see the choreography, set design and wardrobe. Coming soon to IMDB

@dancinggijoe on twitter

Go Joe!


[pbs.twimg.com image 786x524]

Did the original have 'lifelike hair', or was it still the proper painted on hair?

/Lawn, OFF!

No hair was coifed- you got me thinking though; all the 60's Joes I had were smooth (plastic) haired- Wish I could confirm with my old action figures, but they all lost their lives via explosives or lighter fluid in the dreaded backyard war from the early to late 1960's. *sniff*

Was there an interim full size (sorta) real haired version after the 60's? I though they all got tiny after that


Shhh. G.I.Joe is having flashbacks.

Quàng Tri, 1967...
 
2014-08-22 04:34:09 PM  
I've got a tough assignment for you.

But, first, watch this dance.
 
2014-08-22 07:56:24 PM  
Question to the seller:

Is he on medication because I don't want a crazed nude vet getting all stabby with my other figures on their display shelf.
Multiple puncture wounds would depreciate their value, you know.
 
2014-08-22 08:55:47 PM  
$842.75 for that?
 
2014-08-22 11:10:05 PM  
That beard isn't regulation.  No wonder we lost Vietnam.

/Stop all the downloadin'!
 
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