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(Yahoo)   Next time you're at Lambeau Field, order the Horse Collar-- a 22-inch kielbasa that will give you a heart attack just looking at it   (sports.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-08-22 07:52:07 AM  
Actually looks pretty good.
 
2014-08-22 08:07:07 AM  
$20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.
 
2014-08-22 08:21:19 AM  
Next time you see you're grammar teacher from high school. Slap him or her for me
 
2014-08-22 08:40:27 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Next time you see you're grammar teacher from high school. Slap him or her for me


"Your" is correct is you view subby's headline from a Freudian aspect.  Something about subby looking at his/her horse's 22 inch kielbasa.
 
2014-08-22 08:53:40 AM  
I need two of those.
And a diet coke.
 
2014-08-22 09:14:10 AM  
Yeah, but does it come in Large?
 
2014-08-22 09:18:18 AM  
There's a Najeh Davenport joke here somewhere, but I'm not going to make it.
 
2014-08-22 09:21:05 AM  
kielbasa is a tasty sausage, but usually leaves me feeling like dying.

But they're better than brats.  If I want the hotdog consistency, I'd prefer a hotdog over a brat.
 
2014-08-22 09:21:32 AM  

wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.


yeah was going to say - most of the time you go to a football game it's $20 for something worse than taco bell
 
2014-08-22 09:23:01 AM  
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2014-08-22 09:23:30 AM  

wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.


Can feed four.

Will feed one.
 
2014-08-22 09:25:32 AM  

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x453]
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Going there tonight...will not order.

Or will I...?
 
2014-08-22 09:26:47 AM  
Does it come with a Mr Hands side salad?
 
2014-08-22 09:29:17 AM  
Whose at Lambeau field?
 
2014-08-22 09:31:23 AM  
$20 isn't terrible for that.  The Boomstick at Arlington is more than that.
 
2014-08-22 09:37:05 AM  
Tonight won't be the right weather for it, though.
 
2014-08-22 09:43:24 AM  
I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.


/ it looks tenacious
// especially to your colon
\\\ are we still doing slashies?
 
2014-08-22 09:44:26 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.

Can feed four.

Will feed one.


With the size of Packers fans, this is an appetizer.

/Packers fan
//lost 60lbs
///GO PACK GO
 
2014-08-22 09:44:40 AM  
I want one.
 
2014-08-22 09:45:53 AM  
Yum.
 
2014-08-22 09:47:15 AM  
The amount of grease in that thing would fark up my plumbing for weeks.
 
2014-08-22 09:48:00 AM  
Hells yeah. Need to get to Lambeau again soon.

If anyone wants to get away with going 90 down Mason, do it on a Sunday afternoon in the fall. Nobody around.
 
2014-08-22 09:53:44 AM  

someonelse: Tonight won't be the right weather for it, though.


Club seats for me this evening. Indoors in the A/C...it would pair perfectly with a cold beer.

I'll have to bust out the Raiders black home jersey tonight so I don't spill cheese sauce on the away whites.
 
2014-08-22 09:55:50 AM  

ragekage: Hells yeah. Need to get to Lambeau again soon.

If anyone wants to get away with going 90 down Mason, do it on a Sunday afternoon in the fall. Nobody around.


Watch out for the roundabouts!!! Also for the cop that hides on the on ramp from Ashland going westbound.
 
2014-08-22 10:00:21 AM  
When I was a kid growing up on the farm, my mother would buy those from the butcher and that was enough food for all five of us in the family. Boiled and served with fried potatoes. It was an acceptable supper for when Mom didn't have time to actually cook anything.
 
2014-08-22 10:04:00 AM  

wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium?


Maybe at some football stadiums, but this is Lambeau we're talking about. This is considered the pregame warmup.
 
2014-08-22 10:04:21 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Next time you see you're grammar teacher from high school. Slap him or her for me


There probably not going to do that.
 
2014-08-22 10:07:19 AM  

Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x453]
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That was what I thought too. That's no horse collar.

All that sausage along with booze is what keeps the fans warm in December.

/that and their natural Wisconsinite insulation
 
2014-08-22 10:08:09 AM  

MugzyBrown: kielbasa is a tasty sausage, but usually leaves me feeling like dying.

But they're better than brats.  If I want the hotdog consistency, I'd prefer a hotdog over a brat.


If your brats are the consistency of hot dogs, you're eating shiatty brats. They should be made from coarse ground pre-rigor pork, just like breakfast sausage.
 
2014-08-22 10:16:59 AM  

Big 900: MugzyBrown: kielbasa is a tasty sausage, but usually leaves me feeling like dying.

But they're better than brats.  If I want the hotdog consistency, I'd prefer a hotdog over a brat.

If your brats are the consistency of hot dogs, you're eating shiatty brats. They should be made from coarse ground pre-rigor pork, just like breakfast sausage.


I was thinking the same. Also adding other ingredients is also good such as jalapeno and cheddar.
 
2014-08-22 10:19:36 AM  
Oh....they also have doughnut ice cream sandwiches this year and bratchos. Which means Packers fan can have bratchos for an appetizer, horse collar for main course and doughnut ice cream sandwich for dessert.
 
2014-08-22 10:23:14 AM  

eagles95: Oh....they also have doughnut ice cream sandwiches this year and bratchos. Which means Packers fan can have bratchos for an appetizer, horse collar for main course and doughnut ice cream sandwich for dessert.


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2014-08-22 10:25:13 AM  

WhiskeySticks: eagles95: Oh....they also have doughnut ice cream sandwiches this year and bratchos. Which means Packers fan can have bratchos for an appetizer, horse collar for main course and doughnut ice cream sandwich for dessert.

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Eat some for me man...even if you are a Raiders fan! Enjoy Lambeau...its awesome
 
2014-08-22 10:27:32 AM  
Surprised by the lack of cheese.
 
2014-08-22 10:31:10 AM  
It comes with fried kraut? Is that a thing?

I haven't kraut fried like that since Bruno Hauptman.
 
2014-08-22 10:32:56 AM  
Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.
 
2014-08-22 10:38:56 AM  

Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.


It's hard to be stabby when you're drunk before kick off. You're more likely to get assaulted by hugs.

/Only once was I given shiat by a fan in Green Bay
//Raiders-Packers game a few years back
///Bro type d-bag in the bathroom after the game, told me to go back to California after claiming I enjoy man on man sex
////Told him I'm from Wisconsin and I won't suck his dink if that's what he's getting at
 
2014-08-22 10:47:25 AM  

Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.


I have been 3 times. It is a phenomenal experience, but I highly recommend going in the preseason. That way, you can take in everything the stadium has to offer without missing out on the game.

//Not so sure about the batshiat crazy part as the crowds were pretty subdued the times I went (2 preseason games, and the Lions 0-16 game)
 
2014-08-22 10:50:16 AM  

Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.


The fans are crazy, but friendly. Two reasons:

1) After decades of suck, most fans over 35 are just happy they're good again.

2) if you act like a d-bag, you will lose your season tickets and go to the bottom of the (1,000 + year) wait list. This also applies to you if you give/sell your tickets to someone and they get tossed. Only exception is if you sell them on NFL ticket exchange. Since the whole place is season tickets, it applies to everyone.
 
2014-08-22 10:57:41 AM  

Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.


Go separately on a non-game day to tour the stadium and do the Hall of Fame.
 
2014-08-22 11:01:53 AM  

Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.


I would say yes, but in a different way. The best way i can describe it is it s like a college game where everyone in the neighborhood parties and then its all serious at game time, then you party afterwards
Its probably the more classic experience in the NFL
 
2014-08-22 11:06:07 AM  

MugzyBrown: kielbasa is a tasty sausage, but usually leaves me feeling like dying.

But they're better than brats.  If I want the hotdog consistency, I'd prefer a hotdog over a brat.


I don't know what drugs you're on when you ate something called a brat that had the consistency of a hot dog, but I can tell you 100% that whatever it was you ate was NOT a brat.

Brats are awesome. Brats are also basically italian sausage in appearance and texture. There's more fake meat in your mom's room than there is in a brat. Hotdogs shouldn't even be considered meat FFS.
 
2014-08-22 11:06:16 AM  

someonelse: Marisyana: Going to Lambeau for a Packers game has been on my bucket list for a while.  The doughnut ice cream sandwich just made the dream move up a couple notches.  I also want to see if Packers fans are as or more batshiat crazy than Raiders fans in the Black Hole, which has been my most fun NFL experience so far.

Go separately on a non-game day to tour the stadium and do the Hall of Fame.


Hall of Fame I think is still under construction. They are redoing so much crap there its insane. Did they finish tearing down K-Mart for more parking spots yet?
 
2014-08-22 11:14:18 AM  
Want to waste your time. I'm still boned because we are stuck on an odd number for yahoo's fantasy football. Anyone want to bail us out and be team 20? Same thing happened last year until the last second: Link
 
2014-08-22 11:16:15 AM  

WhiskeySticks: I'll have to bust out the Raiders black home jersey tonight so I don't spill cheese sauce on the away whites.


It's too bad you don't have one of the Raiders third jerseys, the cheese sauce wouldn't show up as bad on the bright orange.

Lambeau was a ton of fun when I went. Plus the Pats helped out by slaughtering the Packers so I didn't feel bad wandering around, checking things out and missing the game.
 
2014-08-22 11:29:13 AM  

xaks: Brats are awesome. Brats are also basically italian sausage in appearance and texture. There's more fake meat in your mom's room than there is in a brat. Hotdogs shouldn't even be considered meat FFS.


A good hotdog is wonderful.

Maybe I'm thinking of Knackwurst which suck
 
2014-08-22 11:30:50 AM  
Seems more appropriate for Soldier Field.

/Polish sausage.....
//Ditka.....
///Sausage.....
 
2014-08-22 11:33:03 AM  

wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.


How adorable. You think those "stock" certificates mean something. Awwwwww
 
2014-08-22 11:47:39 AM  

MyRandomName: How adorable. You think those "stock" certificates mean something. Awwwwww


Who, in your delusional mind, is the Packers' owner?
 
2014-08-22 11:48:37 AM  

MyRandomName: wildcardjack: $20 for something that can feed four at a football stadium? Oh, that's right, this is at that socialist stadium in Wisconsin, where the team is owned by the town folk.

How adorable. You think those "stock" certificates mean something. Awwwwww


As someone that owns several and knows a bunch of folks that do as well: No, we don't.

The average person that has them is under no false ideals that they are 'worth' something they aren't. We just chose that method of supporting our clearly superior football club. You sound butthurt and jealous like a fan of a team with LESS than 13 world championships.

It's OK, we understand. We try not to rub it in. But you're a hostage of a billionaire megalomanic and we...aren't. That's not our fault.
 
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