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2014-08-22 12:19:51 AM  
 
2014-08-22 12:55:48 AM  

clancifer: I like this one better.

http://www.teapartynation.com/forum/topics/when-is-the-tea-party-nat io n-coming-out-to-support-officer-wilson


Jeezus. Some of the spittle came throuugh the screen and hit me.

/also, word crimes.
 
2014-08-22 01:28:56 AM  

enry: clancifer: I like this one better.

http://www.teapartynation.com/forum/topics/when-is-the-tea-party-nat io n-coming-out-to-support-officer-wilson

 > Greg Powers is now a member of Tea Party Nation

> 3 hours ago

I call troll.
 
2014-08-22 03:30:57 AM  

dookdookdook: enry: clancifer: I like this one better.

http://www.teapartynation.com/forum/topics/when-is-the-tea-party-nat io n-coming-out-to-support-officer-wilson
 > Greg Powers is now a member of Tea Party Nation

> 3 hours ago

I call troll.


Yep, especially since Fox News is considered far left to them now.
 
2014-08-22 07:22:38 AM  
No way in hell I'm touching that link.
 
2014-08-22 07:27:36 AM  
It is the right of the potato to peaceably derp
 
2014-08-22 07:31:14 AM  
Tea Party on Cliven Bundy: He's a hero for standing against Law Officers and the Evil Government that were trying to enforce an oppressive law. The militia that joined him are heroes for standing against it as well. Also, First Amendment.

Tea Party on Mike Brown: He fought the law and the law won. Protesters are just a bunch of thugs. The law officers are in their rights to use force on these thugs saying maligned things about the honorable officer wilson and the rest of the police dept and that are trying to disrupt the justice system of this great republic.
 
2014-08-22 07:35:18 AM  
Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa
 
2014-08-22 07:35:36 AM  
But don't you dare call them racist.
 
2014-08-22 07:36:35 AM  
Oh, look Teabaggers being racist pieces of shiat again... Shocking.
 
2014-08-22 07:36:58 AM  
Ahhhh, the Tea Party. Whenever there's some new situation and I wonder what a stupid, racist, asshole would think about it - all I have to do is look for Tea Party responses to find out.

Decent people would be embarrassed to find themselves caucusing alongside stupid, racist, assholes... It's the kind of thing that *should* give you reason to second guess your own politics.
 
2014-08-22 07:37:21 AM  
From Brietbart:

Shocker.
 
2014-08-22 07:38:24 AM  

Alphax: No way in hell I'm touching that link.


i feel unclean after clicking it
 
2014-08-22 07:39:26 AM  
A, the simple mindedness of people with a binary world-view. "Looting bad therefore Michael Brown's death is justified."

Or something.
 
2014-08-22 07:45:42 AM  
The Tea Party is a nonpartisan, grassroots organization of ordinary citizens who are only concerned about the budget.
 
2014-08-22 07:45:43 AM  

theknuckler_33: A, the simple mindedness of people with a binary world-view. "Looting bad therefore Michael Brown's death is justified."

Or something.


The Wal-mart shooter was a the Bundy ranch.  I guess that means the gubment was justified in going after Bundy.
 
2014-08-22 07:46:15 AM  

lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa


I'm not going to read it either. Seriously: Today, I'm just going to imagine the world the way I want it.

The article probably said everyone reacted calmly made some really good points, came to agreement with everyone else, and put the matter to rest... After everyone learned valuable life lessons. :-)
 
2014-08-22 07:46:57 AM  

lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa


Blacks are thugs and looting and rioting, this means that is the real tragedy here and it is outrageous that the left is trying to convict Wilson in the court of public opinion when all he did was his job by killing a black 'robbery suspect' (and a thug, of course). Of course the left wants to encourage riots and looting for some reason.
 
2014-08-22 07:47:43 AM  

Dinobot: Tea Party on Cliven Bundy: He's a hero for standing against Law Officers and the Evil Government that were trying to enforce an oppressive law. The militia that joined him are heroes for standing against it as well. Also, First Second Amendment.

Tea Party on Mike Brown: He fought the law and the law won. Protesters are just a bunch of thugs. The law officers are in their rights to use force on these thugs saying maligned things about the honorable officer wilson and the rest of the police dept and that are trying to disrupt the justice system of this great republic.


FTFY.

The first amendment is the one the Tea Party doesn't care about, because media being attacked by the cops.

/Everybody ignore Officer F*ck You.
 
2014-08-22 07:49:02 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Tea Party is a nonpartisan, grassroots organization of ordinary citizens who are only concerned about the budget.


Ah, I see you need to be brought up to speed on the dogwhistle acronym codes:

Blacks
Uteri
Dogma
Gays
Environmentalists
Taxes
 
2014-08-22 07:50:35 AM  

Destructor: lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa

I'm not going to read it either. Seriously: Today, I'm just going to imagine the world the way I want it.

The article probably said everyone reacted calmly made some really good points, came to agreement with everyone else, and put the matter to rest... After everyone learned valuable life lessons. :-)


Oh, well thank goodness.  My coffee tastes better.
 
2014-08-22 07:52:27 AM  

Benni K Rok: Dinobot: Tea Party on Cliven Bundy: He's a hero for standing against Law Officers and the Evil Government that were trying to enforce an oppressive law. The militia that joined him are heroes for standing against it as well. Also, First Second Amendment.

Tea Party on Mike Brown: He fought the law and the law won. Protesters are just a bunch of thugs. The law officers are in their rights to use force on these thugs saying maligned things about the honorable officer wilson and the rest of the police dept and that are trying to disrupt the justice system of this great republic.

FTFY.

The first amendment is the one the Tea Party doesn't care about, because media being attacked by the cops.

/Everybody ignore Officer F*ck You.


Well, they obviously cared about the First Amendment when they were at the Bundy ranch, cuz they wanted to get their opinions to be heard.
 
2014-08-22 07:53:00 AM  
Don't tread on us, tread on black people
 
2014-08-22 07:54:02 AM  

theknuckler_33: lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa

Blacks are thugs and looting and rioting, this means that is the real tragedy here and it is outrageous that the left is trying to convict Wilson in the court of public opinion when all he did was his job by killing a black 'robbery suspect' (and a thug, of course). Of course the left wants to encourage riots and looting for some reason.


So, all of those guesses except Obama?  Wow.  They're slipping.  Someone should remind them that Obama = black ipso facto thug.  This is probably new information to the author and it's likely important to his case against swaying public opinion unfairly.
 
2014-08-22 07:55:07 AM  

theknuckler_33: lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa

Blacks are thugs and looting and rioting, this means that is the real tragedy here and it is outrageous that the left is trying to convict Wilson in the court of public opinion when all he did was his job by killing a black 'robbery suspect' (and a thug, of course). Of course the left wants to encourage riots and looting for some reason.


Also Al Sharpton.
 
2014-08-22 07:56:04 AM  
img.fark.netSo you don't have to click.
 
2014-08-22 07:57:00 AM  
Why would people presume the TPN would come down on the side of rioting? John Adams defended the soldiers who shot "unarmed" Crispus Attucks. Why would this be any different?
 
2014-08-22 08:01:05 AM  

Mrbogey: Why would people presume the TPN would come down on the side of rioting? John Adams defended the soldiers who shot "unarmed" Crispus Attucks. Why would this be any different?


History fail.

Tea Party steps up and proves their racist.  Must be a day ending in "y".
 
2014-08-22 08:01:24 AM  
It depresses me that my predictions from four or five years ago that a lot of whites were going to start coming out of the woodwork and openly declaring their hate for non-whites have come so true.

Not surprising, but depressing.
 
2014-08-22 08:01:43 AM  

chuggernaught: Mrbogey: Why would people presume the TPN would come down on the side of rioting? John Adams defended the soldiers who shot "unarmed" Crispus Attucks. Why would this be any different?

History fail.

Tea Party steps up and proves their racist.  Must be a day ending in "y".

They're


It's too early.
 
2014-08-22 08:01:54 AM  
As a Libertarian, I prefer to get my skull cracked open by local authorities and not the jackbooted thugs of the Federal government. So I support this.
 
2014-08-22 08:03:54 AM  
Its the looters vs the anti looters

Pick a side.
Get some free shiat
 
2014-08-22 08:06:20 AM  
Teabaggers seem to get a shame-boner from cruelty, authoritarianism, and casual racism; if most of them weren't post-menopausal, I'd expect to see a mini baby boom after every one of these kinds of events.

/Enjoy that image this fine morning, Fark.
 
2014-08-22 08:06:37 AM  
Hey Subby, That blog sucks.
 
2014-08-22 08:07:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: As a Libertarian, I prefer to get my skull cracked open by local authorities and not the jackbooted thugs of the Federal government. So I support this.


Bravo, sir.
 
2014-08-22 08:08:55 AM  
Ok, look, conservatives have every right to blather on the internet like anyone else. I'll give 'em that. But for a group that is so lock-step on content, can they please work on a common formatting/style? You don't need 18pt font. If everything is bold, your emphasis is lost (and no, your entire message CAN'T, by definition, be your emphasis).

Paragraph breaks are your friend. They're easy to over-use, but you should probably have more than zero.

My god, they type like they speak.
 
2014-08-22 08:10:49 AM  

Dinobot: Benni K Rok: Dinobot: Tea Party on Cliven Bundy: He's a hero for standing against Law Officers and the Evil Government that were trying to enforce an oppressive law. The militia that joined him are heroes for standing against it as well. Also, First Second Amendment.

Tea Party on Mike Brown: He fought the law and the law won. Protesters are just a bunch of thugs. The law officers are in their rights to use force on these thugs saying maligned things about the honorable officer wilson and the rest of the police dept and that are trying to disrupt the justice system of this great republic.

FTFY.

The first amendment is the one the Tea Party doesn't care about, because media being attacked by the cops.

/Everybody ignore Officer F*ck You.

Well, they obviously cared about the First Amendment when they were at the Bundy ranch, cuz they wanted to get their opinions to be heard.


Good point. I have been corrected properly, at least some.

They cared about the First when they're the ones who have an opinion, no matter how many facts they have to stretch, bend, strike out, ignore, or otherwise mutilate to get to that opinion. Now that they're being ignored, they don't care as much.
 
2014-08-22 08:11:59 AM  

Lochsteppe: Teabaggers seem to get a shame-boner from cruelty, authoritarianism, and casual racism; if most of them weren't post-menopausal, I'd expect to see a mini baby boom after every one of these kinds of events.

/Enjoy that image this fine morning, Fark.


Thanks, I was already nauseous.
 
2014-08-22 08:12:19 AM  

lordjupiter: Can someone summarize?  Let me guess...the real story should be the media bias?  The presumed racial double-standard of some kind (???)  Tax dollars spent dealing with the riots?  Something something Obama something something Constitution?

/dnrtfa
//not gonna rtfa


www.bubbleblabber.com
This command of course, only applies to African-Americans.  If you spend decades squatting on federal land, ignore multiple court orders, and rack up millions in fees, then you are free to ignore the orders of police.  But if you do something truly heinous like jaywalking while black ... well you get what's coming to you.
 
2014-08-22 08:13:39 AM  

colon_pow: Its the looters vs the anti looters

Pick a side.
Get some free shiat


"This war will pay for itself," I remember white Murica being pretty solidly on board with that.

Of course, we scrupulously avoided Iraqi convenience stores.
 
2014-08-22 08:14:08 AM  
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053281/the-real-cost-of-for-profit-poli c ing-in-ferguson

Ferguson, Missouri, doesn't have a particularly high crime rate, but that's not readily apparent when looking at the city's high levels of law enforcement. In 2013, the Ferguson Municipal Court resolved three warrants and 1.5 cases per household.

It found fines and court fees are the city's second largest source of revenue, making up $2.6 million, or about 10 percent of Ferguson's 2013 budget. ArchCity Defenders calculated that at an 80 percent conviction rate, the average guilty verdict costs $275. That's hundreds of dollars per household.
 
2014-08-22 08:14:39 AM  

mongbiohazard: Ahhhh, the Tea Party. Whenever there's some new situation and I wonder what a stupid, racist, asshole would think about it - all I have to do is look for Tea Party responses to find out.

Decent people would be embarrassed to find themselves caucusing alongside stupid, racist, assholes... It's the kind of thing that *should* give you reason to second guess your own politics.


You realize that GLAAD, Nation of Islam, and the New Black Panther Party are all asking their members to participate.
 
2014-08-22 08:15:28 AM  

chuggernaught: Mrbogey: Why would people presume the TPN would come down on the side of rioting? John Adams defended the soldiers who shot "unarmed" Crispus Attucks. Why would this be any different?

History fail.

Tea Party steps up and proves their racist.  Must be a day ending in "y".


In his arguments, Adams called the crowd "a motley rabble of saucy boys, negros and molattoes, Irish teagues and outlandish jack tars ."."[12] In particular, he charged Attucks with having "undertaken to be the hero of the night," and with having precipitated a conflict by his "mad behavior."[13]

So he assassinated their character and only defended the white soldiers because of racism.
 
2014-08-22 08:15:56 AM  

TalenLee: [img.fark.net image 662x1500]So you don't have to click.


Tea Party linking Breitbart. Pretty sure that's a derp singularity capable of ripping a hole in the fabric of space and time, making us all dumber by being engulfed by it.
 
2014-08-22 08:17:21 AM  

colon_pow: Its the looters vs the anti looters

Pick a side.
Get some free shiat


Thank you Clive Bundy.
 
2014-08-22 08:17:40 AM  
Did the Tea Party just use a sonny Curtis lyric made famous by the f*cking Clash to poke fun at a minority teenager getting gunned down by a policeman?

And I thought the Tea Party claiming "Don't Tread on Me" took a serious disconnect with reality.
 
2014-08-22 08:19:51 AM  
Remember when the Gadsden flag was used to represent those suffering under oppression? Instead of the modern meaning of people lamenting the slow loss of their white privilege.
 
2014-08-22 08:20:43 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: http://www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053281/the-real-cost-of-for-profit-poli c ing-in-ferguson

Ferguson, Missouri, doesn't have a particularly high crime rate, but that's not readily apparent when looking at the city's high levels of law enforcement. In 2013, the Ferguson Municipal Court resolved three warrants and 1.5 cases per household.

It found fines and court fees are the city's second largest source of revenue, making up $2.6 million, or about 10 percent of Ferguson's 2013 budget. ArchCity Defenders calculated that at an 80 percent conviction rate, the average guilty verdict costs $275. That's hundreds of dollars per household.


Damn.
 
2014-08-22 08:23:55 AM  
Liberals are using the Tea Party members like Hitler used the Jews blaming them for all their problems.  Fact is conservatives TPs had nothing do with Furgeson.  Everybody in charge was a Democrat.  Ferguson? Its all about the failure of liberalism.  Blacks have all kinds of subsidy programs and affirmative action in jobs and we are still in this racial rut with black unemployment?  What gives liberals or do you still want to blame conservatives?  I would like to know more about what blacks applied for police jobs in Ferguson in the past years.  The Chief claims he can't find anyone qualified.  Really?  Why?
 
2014-08-22 08:27:27 AM  

SamWaters: Liberals are using the Tea Party members like Hitler used the Jews blaming them for all their problems.  Fact is conservatives TPs had nothing do with Furgeson.  Everybody in charge was a Democrat.  Ferguson? Its all about the failure of liberalism.  Blacks have all kinds of subsidy programs and affirmative action in jobs and we are still in this racial rut with black unemployment?  What gives liberals or do you still want to blame conservatives?  I would like to know more about what blacks applied for police jobs in Ferguson in the past years.  The Chief claims he can't find anyone qualified.  Really?  Why?


Hmm. New troll or new Poe. Not enough misspellings, although good work on remembering to capitalize Ferguson but still misspelling it.

I'll give an even 5/10 for now. Not the best, not the worst, but clearly some effort went into it. With a little more work you could go places.
 
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