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(Sun News Online)   The landlord can be a real pain in your ass. And occasionally your scrotum   (sunnewsonline.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Mr. Olayinka Offahin, Lagos Chief Magistrates, Corporal Onaiwu Iyobosa  
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2014-08-22 08:19:20 AM  
Yes tenants can be frustrating, but there's no reason to get all testes about it.
 
2014-08-22 09:00:51 AM  
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2014-08-22 09:06:20 AM  
He shook on it.

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2014-08-22 09:12:06 AM  
Well that took some balls.
 
2014-08-22 09:18:22 AM  
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2014-08-22 09:20:27 AM  
Wait... "the deceased"??

They cut his balls to death???
 
2014-08-22 09:21:07 AM  
Ballsy.

Those guys had a pair on them. Someone else's, of course, but nevertheless.
 
2014-08-22 09:21:29 AM  
Damn. Here's me thinking a 10% late rent fee is unreasonable...
 
2014-08-22 09:22:39 AM  

wgb423: Wait... "the deceased"??

They cut his balls to death???


I'm guessing they didn't let him get medical attention in time.
 
2014-08-22 09:27:43 AM  
Attempted murder. The deceased. Hmmmmm.
 
2014-08-22 09:28:29 AM  
Don't make no deferens to me.
 
2014-08-22 09:28:42 AM  
I had a ball reading that.
 
2014-08-22 09:29:01 AM  
Nuts
 
2014-08-22 09:29:25 AM  
The Sun, so I doubt that everything, including the fact testicles exist is ture.
 
2014-08-22 09:31:29 AM  
What doesn't kill you, leaves you sterile?
 
2014-08-22 09:32:08 AM  

wgb423: Wait... "the deceased"??

They cut his balls to death???


That's my question.

FTFA:   "One of the defendants held a knife in his hand and they descended on the deceased. Though he also fought back, the accused cut the deceased's scrotum with a knife that made him shout for help.

Since when do the deceased fight back?  And scream in pain?  If I ever find myself descending on a deceased person and cutting off his scrotum, AND THE DECEASED SCREAMS AND FIGHTS BACK??!

I'm getting he hell out of there.

/interroBANG
 
2014-08-22 09:33:08 AM  

ShoeKing: Don't make no deferens to me.


Hmpf.  I think it makes a vas deferens.
 
2014-08-22 09:33:46 AM  
I say eye for an eye tooth for a tooth.
 
2014-08-22 09:34:09 AM  
My landlord ate my balls
 
2014-08-22 09:35:16 AM  

BitwiseShift: What doesn't kill you, leaves you sterile?


Especially if one is already deceased.  It's pretty much a given at that point.

He'll never have children again.  What a heartbreak.
 
2014-08-22 09:37:08 AM  
In TFA headline his scrotum is "cut off", in the first sentence it's sliced, and by paragraph five he is deceased.

Shouldn't the headline be "Two Brothers Murder Tenant"??

In this part of the world, does every sentence deserve it's own paragraph?

So many questions...
 
2014-08-22 09:42:11 AM  
wlth.com
 
2014-08-22 09:44:37 AM  
Crazy up this mixed story wild is. Deceased.
 
2014-08-22 09:48:33 AM  
To collect the money that was owed them,
the brothers assaulted a scrotum.
 
2014-08-22 09:50:47 AM  
All they came away with was two bits.
 
2014-08-22 09:51:46 AM  
CSB: My landlord is my ex.  He's touched my scrotum with his tongue.

\You're welcome
 
2014-08-22 09:55:30 AM  
I liked the headlines below the article. Since it is Nigeria, every article announced how to make 75,000 a month in watermelons or whatnot.
 
2014-08-22 09:57:14 AM  

99.998er: I liked the headlines below the article. Since it is Nigeria, every article announced how to make 75,000 a month in watermelons or whatnot.


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2014-08-22 09:59:12 AM  

Buttknuckle: CSB: My landlord is my ex.  He's touched my scrotum with his tongue.

\You're welcome


I like where this story is goi...wait...wait...pronouns...oh god.  oh god.  ABORT BONER.  ABORT.

/eh, seriously, good on ya.  Not like Fark doesn't get plenty of hetero CSBs.
 
2014-08-22 10:00:32 AM  
Human ouch pouch?
 
2014-08-22 10:01:24 AM  

deschinc: Attempted murder. The deceased. Hmmmmm.


Yeah this article is poorly written.
 
2014-08-22 10:05:01 AM  
This is a rather......


*dons sunglasses*

......prickly response for a landlady.

/YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!
 
2014-08-22 10:16:15 AM  
He died from the injuries, apparently, and they only got charged with attempted murder?!? How does this one figure?
 
2014-08-22 10:26:51 AM  

kling_klang_bed: He died from the injuries, apparently, and they only got charged with attempted murder?!? How does this one figure?


It's way early for scrotum season. These guys are poaching!
 
2014-08-22 10:31:48 AM  
Scrotum? I hardly knowed him!

something, something rectum....
 
2014-08-22 10:43:01 AM  
"The deceased" over and over. That word. They keep using it but I don't think it means what they think it does.
 
2014-08-22 10:47:13 AM  
See? Now all you need is a couple of these guys to go around taking care of all those illegal house squatters and then... problem solved.
 
2014-08-22 10:54:45 AM  
Am I the only one who heard:
WHERES MY MONEY?!!
 
2014-08-22 11:15:00 AM  

Resident Muslim: Am I the only one who heard:
WHERES MY MONEY?!!


Evidentially not in the old coin purse.
 
2014-08-22 11:45:05 AM  
Ow. Just ow.
 
2014-08-22 04:40:25 PM  
I think Google Translate pulled a boner on this poor author.
 
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