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(NFL)   They call it the dress rehearsal for the regular season, the third week of NFL Preseason. Its the Pittsburgh Steelers vs the Philadelphia Eagles in the Battle of Pennsylvania. NFL Network at 7:30pm EDT   (nfl.com) divider line 245
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2014-08-21 07:17:30 PM
The regular season is upon us! And hopefully Tomlin will bash into everyone's head (with a bat if necessary) that NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO GET ARRESTED THIS YEAR! TWO IS PLENTY!
 
2014-08-21 07:17:56 PM
Hope there's enough pot for everybody. Blount be bogarting the weed, yo.
 
2014-08-21 07:22:54 PM
Besides, the PA team is up against JRW tonight in LLWS.
 
2014-08-21 07:23:14 PM
I didn't know there was football on tonight! Woohoo! *cracks open a beer*

/something to watch between Simpsons commercials
 
2014-08-21 07:25:58 PM
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2014-08-21 07:26:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I didn't know there was football on tonight! Woohoo! *cracks open a beer*

/something to watch between Simpsons commercials


And its "Starters for 3 quarters" Football. The closest thing to regular season football you can get until September!
 
2014-08-21 07:27:59 PM
It's weird that this game would have meaning, but it does. You see, I am a Steelers fan who works in a Philly cheesesteak joint. If the Steelers win, everything's golden, the multitudes of Eagles fans will write it off to preseason and that will be it. But if the Eagles win, oh Lord is tomorrow going to be a long damn day. Suddenly it'll be the biggest win ever for these guys. I'll be beaten into submission by 11 a.m.

Being a stranger in a strange land is the price I pay for being really farking good at my job. Maybe if the Steelers win I'll preempt the nonsense by hanging my 8-foot "You're In Steelers Country" banner. After nearly 20 years working there I doubt I'll be fired for that, but one can never tell.
 
2014-08-21 07:30:11 PM

Professor Farksworth: The regular season is upon us! And hopefully Tomlin will bash into everyone's head (with a bat if necessary) that NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO GET ARRESTED THIS YEAR! TWO IS PLENTY!


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THIS MEAN BEN'S BATHTUB DISTILLERY AND HOUSE OF LADIES WHO ALWAYS SAY YES HAS TO CLOSE?!  CAUSE BEN COULD USE BATH.  COACH TODD SAY BEN STINKS BEHIND CENTER THEN CALLS ME CORKY!
 
2014-08-21 07:30:20 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: It's weird that this game would have meaning, but it does. You see, I am a Steelers fan who works in a Philly cheesesteak joint. If the Steelers win, everything's golden, the multitudes of Eagles fans will write it off to preseason and that will be it. But if the Eagles win, oh Lord is tomorrow going to be a long damn day. Suddenly it'll be the biggest win ever for these guys. I'll be beaten into submission by 11 a.m.

Being a stranger in a strange land is the price I pay for being really farking good at my job. Maybe if the Steelers win I'll preempt the nonsense by hanging my 8-foot "You're In Steelers Country" banner. After nearly 20 years working there I doubt I'll be fired for that, but one can never tell.


You have worked in a Philly cheesesteak joint for 20 years? Dear god.
 
2014-08-21 07:32:28 PM
So who is the powerhouse of the NFC East this year?  Philly?
 
2014-08-21 07:34:18 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Adolf Oliver Nipples: It's weird that this game would have meaning, but it does. You see, I am a Steelers fan who works in a Philly cheesesteak joint. If the Steelers win, everything's golden, the multitudes of Eagles fans will write it off to preseason and that will be it. But if the Eagles win, oh Lord is tomorrow going to be a long damn day. Suddenly it'll be the biggest win ever for these guys. I'll be beaten into submission by 11 a.m.

Being a stranger in a strange land is the price I pay for being really farking good at my job. Maybe if the Steelers win I'll preempt the nonsense by hanging my 8-foot "You're In Steelers Country" banner. After nearly 20 years working there I doubt I'll be fired for that, but one can never tell.

You have worked in a Philly cheesesteak joint for 20 years? Dear god.


Somehow, I get the vibe God had nothing to do with it.
 
2014-08-21 07:34:31 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: So who is the powerhouse of the NFC East this year?  Philly?


R-words
 
2014-08-21 07:34:51 PM

I'VE WAITED FAR TOO LONG TO DO THIS AND I AM NOT WAITING A MOMENT LONGER


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GET THE TOWELS WAVING! HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!!

 
2014-08-21 07:35:19 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: So who is the powerhouse of the NFC East this year?  Philly?


Powerhouse may be too strong a word to describe the NFC East this year. But yes, I would say Philly will win the divison. The Racist Nicknames will probably finish 2nd.
 
2014-08-21 07:35:34 PM

cameroncrazy1984: You have worked in a Philly cheesesteak joint for 20 years? Dear god.


There are a variety of reasons why this is so, and it's not the only thing I've done for that time, but yes, almost 20 years. PhDs and other professionals looking for jobs right now wish they had my job, so I'm not too put out about it.
 
2014-08-21 07:36:23 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: You see, I am a Steelers fan who works in a Philly cheesesteak joint.


Pat's or Geno's?
 
2014-08-21 07:36:49 PM
Pittsburgh Steelers +4

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. (252) Philadelphia Eagles
Under 48½


You know, for shiats and giggles
 
2014-08-21 07:37:47 PM
Also, why the fark are there not commentators AT the game?
 
2014-08-21 07:38:30 PM
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia (-3)


I think PIT is gonna be playing a very conservative game and will proably play Doobie McBongload and Stony Tokes-A-Lot fairly lightly just to avoid scrutiny, so PIT's running game will be limited. Expect lots of passing and I trust PHI's D to get at least 2 picks in the first half.  PHI by at least seven,  @ PHI is always a tough environment and we're gonna see a very conservative PIT team tonight.  Folks, this may even be one of those 24-9 beatdowns.  -3 is flat out the wrong line.  This should be more like 4.5 to 5.  IF you don't bet PHI you hate free money.
 
2014-08-21 07:39:43 PM
Shady gets stufffffed
 
2014-08-21 07:39:48 PM
Timmons shut that DOWN.
 
2014-08-21 07:40:21 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cameroncrazy1984: You have worked in a Philly cheesesteak joint for 20 years? Dear god.

There are a variety of reasons why this is so, and it's not the only thing I've done for that time, but yes, almost 20 years. PhDs and other professionals looking for jobs right now wish they had my job, so I'm not too put out about it.


Nobody was putting you down my friend, just pulling your chain....anybody who keeps a job, any job for 20 years is to be admired.

BTW, I don't think either of us will be cashing in on the jersey bet this year.  I fully expect Dallas to be 2-6 at the 1/2 way point. Steelers will be better than that, but it won't matter.
 
2014-08-21 07:40:24 PM
PUNT THAT SHIAT!
 
2014-08-21 07:40:39 PM
Goddamn Ike Taylor made a play? Inconceivable!
 
2014-08-21 07:40:59 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Pittsburgh Steelers +4

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. (252) Philadelphia Eagles
Under 48½


You know, for shiats and giggles


People who bet on preseason games need serious help.
 
2014-08-21 07:41:22 PM
Not the best opening possession by Napoleon Dynamite and the boys.
 
2014-08-21 07:41:26 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Pittsburgh Steelers +4

rickythepenguin:  [PHI] -3 is flat out the wrong line. This should be more like 4.5 to 5.


+4 at minimum.  4.5 to 5 like i said.
 
2014-08-21 07:41:37 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Goddamn Ike Taylor made a play? Inconceivable!


Well, it is the preseason.
 
2014-08-21 07:42:30 PM

Professor Farksworth: Also, why the fark are there not commentators AT the game?


This taking turns commentary is going to get annoying.  Also you can't do play by play in nothing but ESPN style hype-voice mode.
 
2014-08-21 07:43:09 PM

rickythepenguin: Doobie McBongload


I did a GIS for Doobie McBongload.  The result was...... interesting

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2014-08-21 07:43:39 PM

lordjupiter: Professor Farksworth: Also, why the fark are there not commentators AT the game?

This taking turns commentary is going to get annoying.  Also you can't do play by play in nothing but ESPN style hype-voice mode.


Choose which team you like better and listen to their radio network, at least they're at the game. I'm listening to the Steelers Radio Network like I generally do during the games.
 
2014-08-21 07:44:17 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Torgo_of_Manos: Pittsburgh Steelers +4

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. (252) Philadelphia Eagles
Under 48½


You know, for shiats and giggles

People who bet on preseason games need serious help.


why?  not, betting a lot...keeps it interesting.
Betting on NFL regular is pretty much a crap shoot as well.
 
2014-08-21 07:44:49 PM
LaGarrett will want to run to his own side, if he gets too close to the Eagles' sideline Chip will kick him in the ass. He probably does not look too kindly on Blount's shenanigans.
 
2014-08-21 07:45:54 PM
OOF
 
2014-08-21 07:46:02 PM
JESUS FARK did he try to decapitate Bell?
 
2014-08-21 07:46:30 PM

rickythepenguin: Torgo_of_Manos: Pittsburgh Steelers +4
rickythepenguin:  [PHI] -3 is flat out the wrong line. This should be more like 4.5 to 5.


+4 at minimum.  4.5 to 5 like i said.


I don't think they will change the game plan much because of cheech and chong.
 
2014-08-21 07:46:45 PM
Guns will not abide that!
 
2014-08-21 07:46:47 PM

Professor Farksworth: lordjupiter: Professor Farksworth: Also, why the fark are there not commentators AT the game?

This taking turns commentary is going to get annoying.  Also you can't do play by play in nothing but ESPN style hype-voice mode.

Choose which team you like better and listen to their radio network, at least they're at the game. I'm listening to the Steelers Radio Network like I generally do during the games.


Meh...that takes too much effort.  :)
 
2014-08-21 07:47:29 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: BTW, I don't think either of us will be cashing in on the jersey bet this year. I fully expect Dallas to be 2-6 at the 1/2 way point. Steelers will be better than that, but it won't matter.


You know, I think the Steelers have a legit shot of winning their first 10 games. It's a really weak schedule in the beginning with only the Ratbirds posing a challenge because they always play the Steelers tough. Check this out:

Browns
@Ratbirds
@Panthers
Bucs
@Jagwaggers
@Browns
Texans
Colts
Ratbirds
@Jets

That schedule is the kind that practically begs to be run.

I'm not saying that they'll win it all, but if the Steelers don't make the playoffs I'll be shocked.
 
2014-08-21 07:47:48 PM
Ben just attempted a Mark Sanchez impression.
 
2014-08-21 07:50:36 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: BTW, I don't think either of us will be cashing in on the jersey bet this year. I fully expect Dallas to be 2-6 at the 1/2 way point. Steelers will be better than that, but it won't matter.

You know, I think the Steelers have a legit shot of winning their first 10 games. It's a really weak schedule in the beginning with only the Ratbirds posing a challenge because they always play the Steelers tough. Check this out:

Browns
@Ratbirds
@Panthers
Bucs
@Jagwaggers
@Browns
Texans
Colts
Ratbirds
@Jets

That schedule is the kind that practically begs to be run.

I'm not saying that they'll win it all, but if the Steelers don't make the playoffs I'll be shocked.


If we don't come out of the first 10 games at least 8-2 I'll be extremely disappointed. Yeah the Buzzards always give us problems but the only games I would worry about past that are  MAYBE the Texans (no QB but good defense) or the Panthers (good defense and good QB but no receivers.)
 
2014-08-21 07:53:07 PM
Shazier is a BEAST! I can't wait to see how this kid develops.
 
2014-08-21 07:53:34 PM
Shazier is going to be an awesome player barring the always-possible injury.
 
2014-08-21 07:54:37 PM
These guys are hitting like the playoffs are on the line.
 
2014-08-21 07:54:39 PM
He knocked his blue things off!
 
2014-08-21 07:55:57 PM
Goddamn Ike Taylor...
 
2014-08-21 07:56:15 PM
THERE'S the Ike Taylor we all know and tolerate.
 
2014-08-21 07:56:27 PM

Professor Farksworth: Shazier is a BEAST! I can't wait to see how this kid develops.


Not watching the game because I'm stuck in the office, but...  Yeah, he was the real bright spot on OSU's defense last year.
 
2014-08-21 07:58:30 PM
DAMMIT!!

Touchdown Iggles

Napoleon Dynamite to Shady McCoy

7-0 Iggles 6:12 1st Quarter
 
2014-08-21 07:58:50 PM
I feel like I'm watching college football. How does this crap still work?
 
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