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(Some Guy)   The reports of Darren Wilson's injuries have been greatly exaggerated   (therightscoop.com ) divider line
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2014-08-21 05:41:45 PM  
"Police sources" wrong again? No way!
 
2014-08-21 05:55:23 PM  
Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

salonemonitor.net
 
2014-08-21 06:54:00 PM  

nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]


Awesome.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-08-21 06:57:03 PM  
Well that crappy blog looks credible.
 
2014-08-21 06:58:03 PM  
At this point I think that even if there were video of Michael Brown pleading for his life, there would still be people that said his tears were a danger to the cops life.
 
2014-08-21 06:58:57 PM  

clancifer: nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]

Awesome.


It was broadcast by CNN.

/that's the joke
 
2014-08-21 07:14:15 PM  
GEE, YA THINK?
 
2014-08-21 07:15:20 PM  

jbc: Well that crappy blog looks credible.


This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!
 
2014-08-21 07:25:37 PM  

nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]


They also have a leak of the toxicology report and an estimate of the amount of drugs in his system.

www.mutanteggplant.com
 
2014-08-21 07:26:28 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-08-21 07:38:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: jbc: Well that crappy blog looks credible.

This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!


True, but what exactly is the point of giving a click to a crappy blog when CNN has a website? Shouldn't they get the click?
 
2014-08-21 07:41:42 PM  

Stile4aly: nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]

They also have a leak of the toxicology report and an estimate of the amount of drugs in his system.

[www.mutanteggplant.com image 400x300]


He was a big guy, I bet that's just half the marijuanas he injected that morning.
 
2014-08-21 07:43:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!


CNN: The most trusted name in news. Their "sources close to the investigation" are, bar none, the most reliable inside sources in the business, and CNN has the journalistic stones to sit on any information they get until they can properly vet it and confirm it.

c2.staticflickr.com

www.niemanlab.org

www.imediaethics.org

Truly, they are American heroes, a shining beacon on the hill of American journalistic free speech.
 
2014-08-21 07:43:36 PM  
No shiat.
 
2014-08-21 07:44:21 PM  
B-b-but...

Their sources were a COMPLETELY RELIABLE anonymous radio show caller and a right wing blogger who had a photoshopped x-ray! How could this have happened?
 
2014-08-21 07:45:26 PM  

jbc: cameroncrazy1984: jbc: Well that crappy blog looks credible.

This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!

True, but what exactly is the point of giving a click to a crappy blog when CNN has a website? Shouldn't they get the click?


That is encouraged by fark:

"Don't link directly to videos. Link to pages where videos can be watched instead."
 
2014-08-21 07:46:21 PM  
The circle jerk of right wing propaganda strikes again. The Google links for the story were The Blaze, UPI, Fox News, and Newsmax.
 
2014-08-21 07:47:02 PM  

nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]


I haven't seen that many Glocks in one place before.
 
2014-08-21 07:47:55 PM  
That hasn't stopped hordes of rubes who call themselves "Real Americans" donating to his "recovery fund".

They just line up waiting to be shorn, don't they.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-08-21 07:48:41 PM  

spelletrader: jbc: cameroncrazy1984: jbc: Well that crappy blog looks credible.

This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!

True, but what exactly is the point of giving a click to a crappy blog when CNN has a website? Shouldn't they get the click?

That is encouraged by fark:

"Don't link directly to videos. Link to pages where videos can be watched instead."


Like this?
 
2014-08-21 07:49:04 PM  

spelletrader: jbc: cameroncrazy1984: jbc: Well that crappy blog looks credible.

This crappy blog must have an amazing production team then. They fabricated a whole CNN video even!

True, but what exactly is the point of giving a click to a crappy blog when CNN has a website? Shouldn't they get the click?

That is encouraged by fark:

"Don't link directly to videos. Link to pages where videos can be watched instead."


That's okay, there's usually a farker who pops in to provide a direct link that other people wind up using instead anyway.
 
2014-08-21 07:49:12 PM  
I knew when I heard the phrase "broken orbital bone" that people had just heard a cool sounding physiology term and decided to run with it.
 
2014-08-21 07:49:14 PM  
1. It's not news, it's CNN!

2. I guess CNN thinks it's OK to assault a Police Officer in his car, as long as you don't break his face.
 
2014-08-21 07:49:37 PM  
I want to believe that Ofc Wilson didn't suffer an extreme facial injury (they hurt) but....CNN

If some other reputable outlet reports it.....better, if presented at trial....that'd be okay, too
 
2014-08-21 07:50:19 PM  
Called that. They would have trotted that info way earlier if it were true.
 
2014-08-21 07:50:55 PM  
A report from "therightscoop.com" and CNN?

Good jerb, subby. I think you may have found the only thing on this planet flimsier than the cops' story about what happened in Ferguson...
 
2014-08-21 07:51:02 PM  
So he was still assaulted.

My guess.... liberals won't mock CNN in this thread bit will continue to every other thread.
 
2014-08-21 07:51:10 PM  
 
2014-08-21 07:51:18 PM  

MFAWG: The circle jerk of right wing propaganda strikes again. The Google links for the story were The Blaze, UPI, Fox News, and Newsmax.


Look at that derpy right wing propaganda site. Just look at it, I tell you.

Disgusting.
 
2014-08-21 07:51:28 PM  

theorellior: That hasn't stopped hordes of rubes who call themselves "Real Americans" donating to his "recovery fund".

They just line up waiting to be shorn, don't they.


https://www.facebook.com/pages/Support-Darren-Wilson/146451454381150 7
 
2014-08-21 07:52:33 PM  

deschinc: Called that. They would have trotted that info way earlier if it were true.


Well, this is a police department that apparently learned about the shooting from another department by way of a news report.
 
2014-08-21 07:52:54 PM  

cretinbob: Ann Coulter did it first


Gross.
 
2014-08-21 07:53:57 PM  

Lokkii: 1. It's not news, it's CNN!

2. I guess CNN thinks it's OK to assault a Police Officer in his car, as long as you don't break his face.


minimumtrolling.jpg
 
2014-08-21 07:54:05 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-21 07:54:44 PM  
Huh, imagine that!
At this point I think he just opened the door too fast trying to get out of the vehicle to chase the fat kid, and it rebounded and smacked him upside the head for his exuberance.
 
2014-08-21 07:55:15 PM  

Elegy: MFAWG: The circle jerk of right wing propaganda strikes again. The Google links for the story were The Blaze, UPI, Fox News, and Newsmax.

Look at that derpy right wing propaganda site. Just look at it, I tell you.

Disgusting.


You can go check the Google links right now. Those are the ones that come up.
 
2014-08-21 07:55:30 PM  

Lokkii: 1. It's not news, it's CNN!

2. I guess CNN thinks it's OK to assault a Police Officer in his car, as long as you don't break his face.


well, THAT didn't take long.
if I remember correctly, by a 6'5", 300 lb man who COULD have done worse....and that is critical

6'5" 300 lb - been posted so often FARK looks like a rack at the Big and Tall store.
 
2014-08-21 07:55:39 PM  

spamdog: I knew when I heard the phrase "broken orbital bone" that people had just heard a cool sounding physiology term and decided to run with it.


Pretty much.  He went to the ER, but if he had a broken eye socket and if his head was "caved in" as so many Fark Independents have claimed, he would have been admitted to make sure he didn't have brain trauma. He wouldn't have been sent home.
 
2014-08-21 07:55:58 PM  

spelletrader: At this point I think that even if there were video of Michael Brown pleading for his life, there would still be people that said his tears were a danger to the cops life.


And if a video showed Michael Brown attacking the officer until he was shot and killed? That would change peoples minds? The opinions have been formed. Facts be damned.
 
2014-08-21 07:56:19 PM  
Imagine that.
 
2014-08-21 07:56:54 PM  

parasol: Lokkii: 1. It's not news, it's CNN!

2. I guess CNN thinks it's OK to assault a Police Officer in his car, as long as you don't break his face.

well, THAT didn't take long.
if I remember correctly, by a 6'5", 300 lb man who COULD have done worse....and that is critical

6'5" 300 lb - been posted so often FARK looks like a rack at the Big and Tall store.


Someone needs to 'shop up a sticker in the style of Andre the Giant Has a Posse.
 
2014-08-21 07:56:55 PM  

MyRandomName: So he was still assaulted.

My guess.... liberals won't mock CNN in this thread bit will continue to every other thread.


Your guess is already wrong.  Take a look above.  Plenty of CNN mocking.  You don't read very goodly, do you?
 
2014-08-21 07:57:26 PM  

supayoda: B-b-but...

Their sources were a COMPLETELY RELIABLE anonymous radio show caller and a right wing blogger who had a photoshopped x-ray! How could this have happened?


I still don't get this.  The first blog blip I saw about the orbital fracture had an X-Ray that was pretty obviously a stock photo showing what it "might" look like. A couple days later (I think) the same shot was supposedly his skull. When and how did that get turned into it was an X-ray of the cop? Doesn't really matter, but it was pretty obviously bs from the start.
 
2014-08-21 07:57:40 PM  
So, what the fark is going on here then? Douchebag right wing motherfarkers in my thread?
 
2014-08-21 07:58:38 PM  
B-B-B-But the Fark CSI team pinky promised their sources were accurate..
 
2014-08-21 07:58:39 PM  
What Darren Wilson looked like after his fight with the giant urban youth:
web-images.chacha.com
 
2014-08-21 07:59:03 PM  

stoli n coke: spamdog: I knew when I heard the phrase "broken orbital bone" that people had just heard a cool sounding physiology term and decided to run with it.

Pretty much.  He went to the ER, but if he had a broken eye socket and if his head was "caved in" as so many Fark Independents have claimed, he would have been admitted to make sure he didn't have brain trauma. He wouldn't have been sent home.


Not to mention being able to do just about anything after a severe blow to the head can be a challenge, much less something that requires vision and coordination.
 
2014-08-21 07:59:36 PM  

MyRandomName: So he was still assaulted.

My guess.... liberals won't mock CNN in this thread bit will continue to every other thread.


Actually, there is plenty of CNN mocking going on at the moment. Including their crappy moderation of outright racist and false iReports.

But it still doesn't take the cake of the bad photoshop job that was going around of a CT scan showing an orbital fracture - which was stolen off the AAOS website.
 
2014-08-21 08:00:10 PM  

spelletrader: Stile4aly: nyseattitude: Fox has breaking news of the weapons the police found in Mike Brown's pockets.

[salonemonitor.net image 850x637]

They also have a leak of the toxicology report and an estimate of the amount of drugs in his system.

[www.mutanteggplant.com image 400x300]

He was a big guy, I bet that's just half the marijuanas he injected that morning.



That looks like coke.
 
2014-08-21 08:00:13 PM  

cretinbob: Ann Coulter did it first


Ohhhh, Charles Johnson at LGF? Well, I'm sold.

After all, this was the man that assured us that claims that there was "absolutely no evidence of injuries to Zimmerman" and claims to the contrary were "ludicrous."

If Charles Johnson says it must be true, then that is the way it is - he's the only man to ever out Cronkite Cronkite.
 
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