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(Vancouver Sun)   *NEWS FLASH* RCMP make massive weapons bust, 18 arrested (with hilarious pic of what a Canadian weapons bust looks like)   (vancouversun.com) divider line 207
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2014-08-21 04:58:30 PM  
Look out! He's got a STEAK KNIFE!
 
2014-08-21 04:59:47 PM  
I think I see a Buck 110 Folding Hunter in there.
 
2014-08-21 05:21:14 PM  
Ah, the infamous pen knife.
 
2014-08-21 05:39:42 PM  
They did say they found guns. Obviously this isn't all they got
 
2014-08-21 05:56:36 PM  
Could have been worse...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-21 06:06:48 PM  
Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
wee
2014-08-21 06:10:07 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!


Reported!
 
2014-08-21 06:34:42 PM  

wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!


Exactly, I can't handle this horrid stuff!


/Plus if I did handle those my wife would whack me over the head with our largest cast iron pan
 
2014-08-21 07:14:24 PM  

wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!


Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.
 
2014-08-21 07:23:48 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!

Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.


Things my wife says daily. Finish the category Alex.
 
2014-08-21 07:24:45 PM  
That looks like what you'd find in Charlton Heston's glove compartment.  And only as padding for his guns.
 
2014-08-21 07:24:52 PM  
with that sort of weapons cache, you could do harm to tens of people, actually.
 
2014-08-21 07:25:00 PM  
i.ytimg.com

KNIVES, AND STABBING WEAPONS
 
2014-08-21 07:25:09 PM  
I have that "secret agent sword". Got it off Amazon. It's crap - would probably break if you swung it too hard. Looks pretty neat, though.
 
2014-08-21 07:25:38 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!

Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.


Your misogyny will not be tolerated.
 
2014-08-21 07:28:40 PM  
Americans deriding this bust is like gloating aboot how you've got way more ass-cancer then any Canadian does.
 
2014-08-21 07:28:42 PM  
Holy God... they had a cache of service awards, too! The place was a ticking time bomb.
 
2014-08-21 07:29:30 PM  
You can buy all of that on TV late night QVC...img.fark.net
 
2014-08-21 07:29:37 PM  
Not all the weapons are in the picture, subby.
 
2014-08-21 07:29:45 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!

Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.


Stupid policies deserve to be mocked. If the policy was gender neutral there would be less mocking.
 
2014-08-21 07:30:42 PM  
That's massive? The number of supressors is impressive, but actual weapons?
 
wee
2014-08-21 07:30:54 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.


Hey, he was the one who posted a picture of knockers...
 
2014-08-21 07:31:01 PM  
www.fanphobia.net
 
2014-08-21 07:31:36 PM  
Oh please, a canadian weapons bust is like an american gun safe which is like one person's arsenal at a Yemeni wedding party
 
2014-08-21 07:32:20 PM  

MyRandomName: Stupid policies deserve to be mocked. If the policy was gender neutral there would be less mocking.


Cry, cry more. Your saline refreshes my ego. :)

Seriously. There are plenty of sites for you to express your outrage over the suffering and oppression that males have, if you feel that FARK is no longer to your liking.
 
2014-08-21 07:32:53 PM  

MyRandomName: ecmoRandomNumbers: wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!

Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.

Stupid policies deserve to be mocked. If the policy was gender neutral there would be less mocking.


needcoffee.cachefly.net
Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!
 
2014-08-21 07:33:09 PM  
I've got more weapons in the glove box in my car.
 
2014-08-21 07:33:18 PM  

charlesmartel11235: Oh please, a canadian weapons bust is like an american gun safe which is like one person's arsenal at a Yemeni wedding party


The mall ninjas of the world are crying out in the name of their oppressed brothers. I hear they're going to open carry their tacticool AR-47s to occupy the Orange Julius while Naruto49's mom goes shopping in JC Penny.
 
2014-08-21 07:33:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

Gimme Hockey sticks Tank, LOTS of hockey sticks!
 
2014-08-21 07:34:46 PM  
Alien, were those YOUR blades?

It's cool officers, she uses those to slice and dice deth and cancer when they come 'round.
 
2014-08-21 07:34:49 PM  
That's pretty much my desk drawer.
 
2014-08-21 07:35:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: Cry, cry more. Your saline refreshes my ego. :)


You are a disgusting human being and a waste of life.
 
2014-08-21 07:35:50 PM  
I've got more knives than that in the tool box in my trunk.
 
2014-08-21 07:35:51 PM  
Bottom line you can own as many Semi-Automatic weapons as you want here in the States.... But if you own a switch blade of a butterfly knife... Your goin ta Jail
 
2014-08-21 07:37:03 PM  

ArkAngel: They did say they found guns. Obviously this isn't all they got


Please don't let the facts in the article ruin the knee-slapping fun of the rabble. It can be dangerous.
 
2014-08-21 07:37:32 PM  

fearmongert: You can buy all of that on TV late night QVC...[img.fark.net image 291x173]


I love the knife shows. 600 units! Tactical folders! Full tang! Surgical steel! In display cases!
 
2014-08-21 07:38:55 PM  
Someone's undercompensating.
 
2014-08-21 07:39:05 PM  

untaken_name: hardinparamedic: Cry, cry more. Your saline refreshes my ego. :)

You are a disgusting human being and a waste of life.


God bless you, Sir. I certainly hope whatever made your day so horrible that you had to go on an anonymous website and scream at someone else gets better.
 
2014-08-21 07:39:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!

Christ, this was old the day it started. Knock it off.


Isn't it amazing how many people are anxious about a request to stop being a jerk?
 
2014-08-21 07:39:49 PM  

untaken_name: hardinparamedic: Cry, cry more. Your saline refreshes my ego. :)

You are a disgusting human being and a waste of life.


That might hurt if I were a 14 year old girl and, well....

Sorry. I'm at a loss to try to explain to you how that might hurt. But thank you for informing me that at one point I made you so drooling, whargarbling mad that you waited for this moment to say that.

God bless you, and I hope whatever problems in your life get better. :)
 
2014-08-21 07:39:54 PM  
Weaponized ballpoint semi-automatic assualt Bic.
 
2014-08-21 07:39:54 PM  
I have more knives than that on my person right now, at work, in our corporate office.
 
2014-08-21 07:40:31 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Not all the weapons are in the picture, subby.


Yeah, there was also a stun gun.
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2014-08-21 07:40:31 PM  
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2014-08-21 07:40:49 PM  

wee: Sin_City_Superhero: Congratulations on your big bust, Canada!

Reported!


Ahhhhhhh! You goin get in twouble!
 
2014-08-21 07:41:12 PM  
hardin's malfunctioning and blessing people repeatedly.
 
2014-08-21 07:41:32 PM  
Woohoo! Double post! Thanks Chrome Portable!

img1.wikia.nocookie.net

I never realized that quoting Aqua Teen Hunger Force would make people so mad.
 
2014-08-21 07:41:42 PM  
It must not be a biggen; can't find the story anywhere else.
 
2014-08-21 07:42:35 PM  
Hongcouver doesn't usually match up with the Canadian stereotypes, subby
 
2014-08-21 07:44:34 PM  

hardinparamedic: MyRandomName: Stupid policies deserve to be mocked. If the policy was gender neutral there would be less mocking.

Cry, cry more. Your saline refreshes my ego. :)

Seriously. There are plenty of sites for you to express your outrage over the suffering and oppression that males have, if you feel that FARK is no longer to your liking.


I don't think that's it, exactly.  The way I see it is that all people that post and read here on fark undergo their own welcometofark.jpg moment.  I mean, we've all seen the various versions of that image and understood what it means.  Unless it was downtown-economy size retarded and horrible, it was just part of the initiation to learn that there are stupid people here that write very stupid and horrible things sometimes, so thick skin + ignore buttons will get you pretty far, and need to become a standard part of your tool set here.  I never saw fark as the kind of place that would hug you and tell you it'll be alright.  Instead I've always seen it as the kind of place you do not dare pass out or you WILL end up with dicks drawn on your face.  You know, if you're lucky.

Anyway, I figure that's the real problem people have with the new guidelines.  They don't want to lose the wild west appeal of the site, in a trade for high tea and feelings.
 
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