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(Daily Mail)   Study finds evangelical men who pledge abstinence are left alone and confused after they get married and do the nasty   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 93
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2014-08-21 03:27:27 PM
color me shocked.
 
2014-08-21 03:33:02 PM
While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".
 
2014-08-21 04:01:30 PM
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So you didn't know where to put it?
 
2014-08-21 04:16:42 PM
I felt terrible the first time my then girlfriend and I had sex.  I got over it.
 
2014-08-21 04:29:49 PM
Maybe they're sad because they're thinking "THIS is what I pledged against?? fark me, college could have been so much better!"
 
2014-08-21 05:56:46 PM
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That's the spirit
 
2014-08-21 07:31:08 PM
If the photo in TFA is any indication, they were never truly interested in sex with girls anyway.
 
2014-08-21 07:35:47 PM
You never get those non-boinking years back, idiots.
 
2014-08-21 08:35:51 PM
Don't remember who said it, but this reminds me of someone who said the two things she learned growing up in Lubbock are (1) sex is filthy and dirty and it's so special you must save it for your one true love, and (2) God loves you and you're going to Hell.

Good night and good luck.
 
2014-08-21 08:36:17 PM
So they have trouble asking their wife for a blowjob?
 
2014-08-21 08:36:33 PM
Seems illogical to teach abstinence before marriage by painting sex as beastly before vows and sacred after. But this is a religious thing, so I'm not surprised that's the approach.
 
2014-08-21 08:37:24 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".


Snark aside, it's a little disturbing that they refer to females as "girls" and males as "men."
 
2014-08-21 08:39:23 PM
I don't know who to flip out on first, the Daily Mail or Evangelicals.

I'm more confused than a baptist staring down the first bush he's seen since a doctor slapped his ass and his mom called him Rhett.
 
2014-08-21 08:55:58 PM
they'll let you put it in their butts I hear
 
2014-08-21 09:00:24 PM
Well, it's over in 30 seconds and the bride spends the rest of the night crying in the bathroom so he gets to watch whatever he wants on the motel cable TV.

Not seeing a downside.
 
2014-08-21 09:09:05 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".


REPORTED
 
2014-08-21 09:13:14 PM
What's wrong with sex being animalistic?
It's kind of fun that way.
 
2014-08-21 09:13:37 PM
Hmmm.  Why are all these men in the article setting off my gaydar?
 
2014-08-21 09:15:57 PM
Well if fark is anything to go by, shortly after they get married, they won't be having sex again so this works out.
 
2014-08-21 09:20:03 PM
My goodness. Between this, the resurrection thread, and the Catholic thread, the Fark Atheists' Two Minutes' Hate is being stretched into several hours.

Pace yourselves. Make sure you drink plenty of water, and take breaks if you need them.

(What's the matter, oh Guardians of the Greenlight, compensating because someone got upset that there was an anti-Dawkins thread yesterday?)
 
2014-08-21 09:23:27 PM
Young men who make virginity pledges, often for religious reasons, are taught that sex outside of wedlock is 'animalistic and foul', but that it is suddenly sacred once they tie the knot.

Animalistic if your doing it right. When it starts to get foul, move to the tub.
 
2014-08-21 09:24:10 PM
Religion farks people up?
I never would ....

This is so lame and obvious I cannot even muster the snark.

/Kind of like those promise ring guys on their wedding night.
 
2014-08-21 09:56:43 PM
But when they tie the knot they have no one to turn to, new research says

Maybe they should talk about it with their wives.
 
2014-08-21 09:58:46 PM
Grew up in the Lutheran Church.  In high school they did a abstinence pledge and asked all the teenagers to come to the front of the church to pledge their virginity.  I was the only one that didn't get up.  My parents were looking at me wondering what I was going to do.  I looked at them and said "Too late".  Dad LOLed in church.
 
2014-08-21 10:01:16 PM
I love the ring thing. Conservative Christians are so buys showing and telling us how Christian they are. Of course they are Evangelical. Still, why can't they quietly be virgins? Afraid they won't get full credit?
 
2014-08-21 10:06:06 PM

spamdog: So they have trouble asking their wife for a blowjob?


i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-21 10:13:58 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-21 10:19:10 PM

Son of Thunder: My goodness. Between this, the resurrection thread, and the Catholic thread, the Fark Atheists' Two Minutes' Hate is being stretched into several hours.

Pace yourselves. Make sure you drink plenty of water, and take breaks if you need them.

(What's the matter, oh Guardians of the Greenlight, compensating because someone got upset that there was an anti-Dawkins thread yesterday?)


i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-21 10:20:38 PM

mjjt: [i59.tinypic.com image 658x662]


So all couples...rape Jesus? Seriously that's the only interpretation that comes to mind.
 
2014-08-21 10:27:34 PM

Lanadapter: mjjt: [i59.tinypic.com image 658x662]

So all couples...rape Jesus? Seriously that's the only interpretation that comes to mind.


HEY!

Knock that shiat off you insensitive prick.
 
2014-08-21 10:29:18 PM

Omahawg: they'll let you put it in their butts I hear


Relevant (and *VERY* NSFW)
 
2014-08-21 10:29:45 PM

mjjt: Son of Thunder: My goodness. Between this, the resurrection thread, and the Catholic thread, the Fark Atheists' Two Minutes' Hate is being stretched into several hours.

Pace yourselves. Make sure you drink plenty of water, and take breaks if you need them.

(What's the matter, oh Guardians of the Greenlight, compensating because someone got upset that there was an anti-Dawkins thread yesterday?)

[i58.tinypic.com image 720x681]


Brilliant.
 
2014-08-21 10:35:01 PM

Son of Thunder: My goodness. Between this, the resurrection thread, and the Catholic thread, the Fark Atheists' Two Minutes' Hate is being stretched into several hours.

Pace yourselves. Make sure you drink plenty of water, and take breaks if you need them.

(What's the matter, oh Guardians of the Greenlight, compensating because someone got upset that there was an anti-Dawkins thread yesterday?)


You missed the Christian homeschooling curriculum thing recently.  But that article and thread very clearly articulate the reasons for holding evangelicals and other religious fanatics in the highest possible contempt.  It's okay, pray for guidance and strength.  You'll be just fine, if your faith is justified.
 
2014-08-21 10:35:35 PM
you're setting dudes up to fail if you tell them they cant have sex then on top of that they can't jerk off, i mean come on..
 
2014-08-21 10:41:09 PM

LoneWolf343: Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".

REPORTED


Wow. So that's what misogyny looks like. (?)
 
2014-08-21 10:41:22 PM
Ah, religion. Is there nothing you can't completely screw up?
 
2014-08-21 10:46:36 PM

spamdog: So they have trouble asking their wife for a blowjob?


Actually, yes. I know devout guys who won't ask their wives for what they want because they respect their wives too much to debase them that way. Blowjobs, anal, eating pussy, whatever.
 
2014-08-21 10:47:29 PM
Wait, wait wait.  Let me get this straight...Dudes who have been told all their lives that sex outside of marriage is evil, dirty and disgusting, and impure thoughts are the work of evil incarnate...don't know what to do with their dicks once they're allowed to use them?

Why, that's impossible!
 
2014-08-21 10:52:12 PM

Son of Thunder: My goodness. Between this, the resurrection thread, and the Catholic thread, the Fark Atheists' Two Minutes' Hate is being stretched into several hours.

Pace yourselves. Make sure you drink plenty of water, and take breaks if you need them.

(What's the matter, oh Guardians of the Greenlight, compensating because someone got upset that there was an anti-Dawkins thread yesterday?)


Well, I guess you'll just have to forgive me.
 
2014-08-21 10:53:24 PM

Forty-Two: Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".

Snark aside, it's a little disturbing that they refer to females as "girls" and males as "men."


I've had a discussion about that before. If I'm in a casual situation a group of men = guys, fellas, boys. For women it's girls, gals, ladies. If it's a mixed group I generally default to "guys" or sometimes "folks.
My girlfriend has brought up that referring to a group of women as "girls" seems a little demeaning. I think saying something like "let's go women" seems clunky, demanding, and impersonal. Now if I were to write an article I would certainly use men = male and women = females.
 
2014-08-21 11:10:07 PM

Kevin72: LoneWolf343: Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".

REPORTED

Wow. So that's what misogyny looks like. (?)


It was ribbing. Unbunch your boxers.
 
2014-08-21 11:15:25 PM

LoneWolf343: It was ribbing. Unbunch your boxers.


He prefers the term "Manties".  It makes him feel tough and rugged and delicate and complicated, all at the same time.
 
2014-08-21 11:16:36 PM

Forty-Two: Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".

Snark aside, it's a little disturbing that they refer to females as "girls" and males as "men."


Good catch!
 
2014-08-21 11:18:19 PM

Omahawg: they'll let you put it in their butts I hear


What is it with that? Not pointing you out in particular but why are straight guys into anal?
 
2014-08-21 11:28:31 PM

Mugato: Omahawg: they'll let you put it in their butts I hear

What is it with that? Not pointing you out in particular but why are straight guys into anal?


oh no, you're fine and I don't know? however, there's a few women out there today who enjoyed it and I guess I did as well

christ on a crispy taco, is there anything left I haven't done with a woman in bed? hmm...I guess I never let one use a strap on on me so there's always that. I guess. Meh.
 
2014-08-21 11:29:23 PM
So if evangelical men are disgusted by sex, and evangelical women are disgusted by sex too, then will evangelical Christianity die out from lack of children?
 
2014-08-21 11:33:29 PM
It's almost as if demonizing something for the formative years of someone's life has lasting negative effects even after the demonization stops... Who knew?
 
2014-08-21 11:33:48 PM

Lanadapter: mjjt: [i59.tinypic.com image 658x662]

So all couples...rape Jesus? Seriously that's the only interpretation that comes to mind.


Can you actually tape a deity? I'd think being omnipotent implies consent.
 
2014-08-21 11:36:48 PM
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What's this I hear about the purity rings? Ha ha.
 
2014-08-21 11:44:21 PM

LoneWolf343: Kevin72: LoneWolf343: Sin_City_Superhero: While most people who hope to remain a virgin until marriage are girls, Ms Diefendorf said that in Christian evangelical communities men take virginity pledges too.

The word you were looking for was "biatches".

REPORTED

Wow. So that's what misogyny looks like. (?)

It was ribbing. Unbunch your boxers.


I was just asking. Notice the (?). You seem to be the hostile one with your image of boxers contorting testicles.
 
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