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(PennLive)   This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?   (pennlive.com) divider line 70
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2014-08-21 10:18:59 AM  
I wonder if he would use one or two of them to start his own strip club.
 
2014-08-21 10:42:06 AM  
Stocking up for Festivus.
 
2014-08-21 10:48:57 AM  
Is there such a thing as a good throat tattoo?
 
2014-08-21 10:53:36 AM  
There are cheaper ways to pitch a tent.
 
2014-08-21 12:32:52 PM  
He looks like a fine, upstanding citizen. *snicker*
 
2014-08-21 12:53:52 PM  
Weapons of mass destruction!
 
2014-08-21 12:55:20 PM  
Sorry, I can't make out what it is in that mushgot, er, mughsot.
 
2014-08-21 12:59:46 PM  
Position of a tentpole! MOVE!

/For my military veteran Farkers
 
2014-08-21 01:01:09 PM  

Onkel Buck: Position of a tentpole! MOVE!

/For my military veteran Farkers


With or without the rope?

/I hate front leaning rest position.
 
2014-08-21 01:01:23 PM  
The most expensive tent-pole I could find on Google was a specialty pole for $59.95. So if this was the brand and type he stole, he took 167 tent poles (rounding up).

That guy's pretty industrious.

/cop math, I bet
 
2014-08-21 01:03:46 PM  
Police in Carlisle have arrested a borough man in connection with the theft of $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles.

Carson is being held in the Cumberland County Prison on $20,000 bail.



Any chance they'll take tent poles as payment?
 
2014-08-21 01:03:49 PM  
Claw marks from the alien that just burst out of his abdomen.
 
2014-08-21 01:03:59 PM  
The roustabout crime spree has begun!
 
2014-08-21 01:05:57 PM  
Who sees a big stack of tent poles and thinks "sweet free tent poles", *yoink*?
 
2014-08-21 01:06:04 PM  
I have the strangest tent pole in my pants....
 
2014-08-21 01:06:12 PM  
I have the strangest tentpole right now.
 
2014-08-21 01:06:40 PM  
Well, with that tattoo, he's likely guilty of something.  Send him to Guantanamo.
 
2014-08-21 01:06:55 PM  

Prey4reign: Sorry, I can't make out what it is in that mushgot, er, mughsot.


mugs hot?
 
2014-08-21 01:06:56 PM  
Poles? Poles are for chumps!

www.rvops.co.uk
 
2014-08-21 01:06:58 PM  
My tentpole. Let me tell you how strange it is.
 
2014-08-21 01:07:15 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Police in Carlisle have arrested a borough man in connection with the theft of $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles.

Carson is being held in the Cumberland County Prison on $20,000 bail.


Any chance they'll take tent poles as payment?


I did not see that.
 
2014-08-21 01:07:21 PM  

Boo_Guy: Who sees a big stack of tent poles and thinks "sweet free tent poles", *yoink*?


Metal thieves. Same guys who are cutting electrical and phone service to some remote rural areas.
 
2014-08-21 01:08:16 PM  

Dellirium: I have the strangest tent pole in my pants....


::shakes tiny fist::
 
2014-08-21 01:08:18 PM  
Sad thing though is he was probably going to recycle those for $100.
 
2014-08-21 01:08:22 PM  
I have the weirdest ten- awwwww.
 
2014-08-21 01:09:21 PM  

hitlersbrain: Weapons of mass destruction!


Lets pray they do not have a bakery as well in town.
 
2014-08-21 01:10:18 PM  
In Before a TENTPOLE /BONER REFERENCE

/suckers.
 
2014-08-21 01:12:38 PM  

LazyMedia: Boo_Guy: Who sees a big stack of tent poles and thinks "sweet free tent poles", *yoink*?

Metal thieves. Same guys who are cutting electrical and phone service to some remote rural areas.


Seems like a lot of work for 50 bucks in scrap.
 
2014-08-21 01:12:51 PM  

Hobo Jr.: Sad thing though is he was probably going to recycle those for $100.


I don't even want to make you an offer, because I have no idea what these are worth. You mind if I have my buddy come down who's a tent pole expert and have him take a look at them?
 
2014-08-21 01:13:31 PM  
He's just lazy. He was going to steal copper, but aluminum is lighter.
 
2014-08-21 01:14:26 PM  
"The kind with the most poles"

www.yourprops.com
 
2014-08-21 01:16:19 PM  

Boo_Guy: LazyMedia: Boo_Guy: Who sees a big stack of tent poles and thinks "sweet free tent poles", *yoink*?

Metal thieves. Same guys who are cutting electrical and phone service to some remote rural areas.

Seems like a lot of work for 50 bucks in scrap.


Try $68,000. New Jersey yeggs cleaned out an entire substation.
 
2014-08-21 01:17:10 PM  
Has anyone made a boner reference yet??
 
2014-08-21 01:18:06 PM  

Yakk: hitlersbrain: Weapons of mass destruction!

Lets pray they do not have a bakery as well in town.


Better invade Iran just to be safe. I'm sure they'll throw us a parade when we get there.
 
2014-08-21 01:19:16 PM  

zulius: Has anyone made a boner reference yet??


My boner is the long pole in the tent.
 
2014-08-21 01:20:16 PM  

zulius: Has anyone made a boner reference yet??


I will as soon as my arms can reach the keyboard again.

Phoenix has entire office buildings that have been gutted of everything. There's wall and glass but inside everything is torn out.
 
2014-08-21 01:23:01 PM  
You mean a neckbeard is not a tattoo of a beard?
 
2014-08-21 01:24:06 PM  
 theft by unlawful taking

Is there another kind of theft?
 
2014-08-21 01:25:21 PM  

eCurmudgeon: "The kind with the most poles"

[www.yourprops.com image 600x366]


I came here to post that.  Also, the "Is there a good neck tattoo?"line that's in the 2nd or 3rd post of this thread.

/shakes tiny fist in rage
 
2014-08-21 01:26:10 PM  
They caught him?  Damn, now I gotta find somebody else to buy 20k worth a tent poles from.
 
2014-08-21 01:27:07 PM  
imgick.pennlive.com

Jeffrey A. Carson, 39, of the first block of B Street,


Jeeez. that's a rough 39.
 
2014-08-21 01:33:44 PM  
Hopefully they're not tube shaped... Do I need to tell you what the fark he can with aluminum tubes?
 
2014-08-21 01:34:46 PM  

eCurmudgeon: "The kind with the most poles"

[www.yourprops.com image 600x366]


Came here for this...leaving farking thrilled!
 
2014-08-21 01:39:34 PM  
Both
 
2014-08-21 01:39:53 PM  
Didn't realize there is an aluminum shortage in America.
 
2014-08-21 01:45:40 PM  

enry: Stocking up for Festivus.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-08-21 01:49:28 PM  

MythDragon: theft by unlawful taking

Is there another kind of theft?


coralspringstalk.com
 
2014-08-21 01:51:10 PM  
maybe he was going to pitch a tent
 
2014-08-21 01:55:27 PM  

MythDragon: theft by unlawful taking

Is there another kind of theft?


Just off the top of my head...Theft by Deception.
 
2014-08-21 02:01:28 PM  
What does it even say on that tattoo? 'Uh Oh, Spaghetti-O's'?
 
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