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(NYPost)   "Dating Naked" star is angry that people saw her naked   (nypost.com) divider line 173
    More: Ironic, Playboy Channel, Jessie Nizewitz, runway models, reality shows, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba  
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2014-08-21 08:52:39 AM  
Unless you can make out her vulva or clitoris, this is a non-story. As far as I can tell, it was covered in sand.

Feel free to prove me wrong, Fark.
 
2014-08-21 08:52:43 AM  
I'm angry that I can't find the offending picture.
 
2014-08-21 09:01:43 AM  
I'm shocked.  Someone will to do that crap for a TV is looking for a chance to sue over anything to make a buck.
 
2014-08-21 09:29:11 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm angry that I can't find the offending picture.


Trust me.
It's offending.
 
2014-08-21 09:31:05 AM  
I think we, the fine people of Fark, need to see the offending pictures, in order to make an educated decision on the level of outrage that should be had.
 
2014-08-21 09:52:10 AM  
hey, maybe if you don't want to be naked on tv, you shouldn't sign up for a tv show called "dating naked."

just a thought, sweetie.
 
2014-08-21 09:56:46 AM  
Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?
 
2014-08-21 09:57:38 AM  
I love that article:

The Long Island beauty has worked with famed fashion designer and convicted pedophile Anand Jon

and

She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month...He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal

I guess he didn't like what he saw during the sneak previews.
 
2014-08-21 09:59:49 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?


VAPID should suffice.
 
2014-08-21 10:00:17 AM  
Seems like she got a little sand up in that vagina.
 
2014-08-21 10:00:20 AM  
She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.


She was dating a good prospect yet she still went on the show?  Was the DUMBASS tag unavailable at posting?
 
2014-08-21 10:00:20 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?


Sure, it's not gender-specific. See also-- Johnny Manziel
 
2014-08-21 10:01:56 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?


If I recall correctly, it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores. So I guess you're in the clear.
 
2014-08-21 10:03:38 AM  

cgraves67: it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores


there can be only one !
 
2014-08-21 10:03:56 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?


I'm here almost every day but never saw anything about that, other than a lot of mentions in other threads. Where are these "new rules" of which you speak?

/is Fark now a Bill Maher bit?
 
2014-08-21 10:07:04 AM  
Attention whore doesn't refer to sex.
 
2014-08-21 10:07:33 AM  

SquiggsIN: cgraves67: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

If I recall correctly, it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores. So I guess you're in the clear.

Can the employees of brothels still be referred to as whores or do we have to call them prostitutes?


Courtesans please
 
2014-08-21 10:10:53 AM  

StrikitRich: She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

She was dating a good prospect yet she still went on the show?  Was the DUMBASS tag unavailable at posting?


The show was probably taped months ago, it's not like they do that stuff live and unscripted.
 
2014-08-21 10:12:25 AM  
Lady--shut up, you. You're on a reality show, naked. Nothing you say will be given any credence, ever again.
 
2014-08-21 10:12:33 AM  
10 million?!?!  She'll settle for half.
/go big or go home, i guess
 
2014-08-21 10:14:23 AM  

vudukungfu: cgraves67: it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores

there can be only one !


img.fark.net

MOM!
 
2014-08-21 10:16:58 AM  
The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.
 
2014-08-21 10:23:00 AM  

New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.


Or Ice Road Truckers...
 
2014-08-21 10:23:27 AM  
He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

Jesus?
 
2014-08-21 10:24:04 AM  

SonsoftheSod: New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.

Or Ice Road Truckers...


Honey Boo Boo?
 
2014-08-21 10:25:29 AM  

SonsoftheSod: New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.

Or Ice Road Truckers...


Or Meerkat Manor!
 
2014-08-21 10:25:35 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: StrikitRich: She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

She was dating a good prospect yet she still went on the show?  Was the DUMBASS tag unavailable at posting?

The show was probably taped months ago, it's not like they do that stuff live and unscripted.


True enough.  But she still could have considered the real-world implications of going on the show when she signed up.  She sounds like another person that forgets that once something is recorded and put on the internet, it's FOREVER.
 
2014-08-21 10:25:57 AM  

SonsoftheSod: New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.

Or Ice Road Truckers...


SHRINKAGE!
 
2014-08-21 10:26:28 AM  
I can not muster a great deal of outrage over this since she did agree to do a show in the nude. I am pretty sure the uncensored shot was not the reason for her boyfriend to stop calling and was more a matter of her doing the show period. I am pretty open but I think even I would have a hard time getting past that.
 
2014-08-21 10:26:32 AM  

dugitman: SquiggsIN: cgraves67: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

If I recall correctly, it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores. So I guess you're in the clear.

Can the employees of brothels still be referred to as whores or do we have to call them prostitutes?

Courtesans please


Ladies of negotiable affection.
 
2014-08-21 10:27:45 AM  
Or Storage Hunters... "A mobility scooter won't fit in there!"
 
2014-08-21 10:28:05 AM  

ChrisDe: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

I'm here almost every day but never saw anything about that, other than a lot of mentions in other threads. Where are these "new rules" of which you speak?

/is Fark now a Bill Maher bit?


I'm also a bit baffled - I've been seeing this in threads, but haven't seen the originating rule set - whiskey tango foxtrot?
 
2014-08-21 10:28:58 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

Jesus?


Jesus was a drifter.
 
2014-08-21 10:29:34 AM  
She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.


I'm thinking the mere act of appearing on this show would be enough for most "ideal" guys to look elsewhere.
 
2014-08-21 10:29:44 AM  

dugitman: SquiggsIN: cgraves67: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

If I recall correctly, it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores. So I guess you're in the clear.

Can the employees of brothels still be referred to as whores or do we have to call them prostitutes?

Courtesans please


Companions!

/bak wa lo brownshirt
 
2014-08-21 10:29:58 AM  

FlashHarry: SonsoftheSod: New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.

Or Ice Road Truckers...

SHRINKAGE!


Sticky tongue issues!
 
2014-08-21 10:30:17 AM  
Or Downton Abbey

*GAAAG*
 
2014-08-21 10:30:19 AM  

SonsoftheSod: Or Storage Hunters... "A mobility scooter won't fit in there!"


Everything fits with enough lube and power tools
 
2014-08-21 10:31:19 AM  
And I just noticed in that photo of the facebook comments, the first person describes it as a gaper. This explains a lot.
 
2014-08-21 10:32:29 AM  

ChrisDe: She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month...He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal



So I guess Dating Turtlenecked was out of the question.
 
2014-08-21 10:33:00 AM  

New Slang: The new reality show rage is now everything has to be done naked.  God, I hope it Deadliest Catch doesn't go that route.


or the duck hunters.
 
2014-08-21 10:33:56 AM  

bobug: ChrisDe: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

I'm here almost every day but never saw anything about that, other than a lot of mentions in other threads. Where are these "new rules" of which you speak?

/is Fark now a Bill Maher bit?

I'm also a bit baffled - I've been seeing this in threads, but haven't seen the originating rule set - whiskey tango foxtrot?


From the Fark FAQ posting rules:
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That said, there are still some things that cross the line, and misogyny, racism and LGBT bashing are some of them. So just to be clear: these things will not be tolerated.
We know that on the internet, it's impossible to know the difference between a person with hateful views and a person lampooning hateful views to make a point. The mods try to be reasonable, and context often matters. We will try and determine what you meant, but that's not always a pass. If your post can be taken one of two ways, and one of those ways can be interpreted as misogynistic, racist, or LGBT bashing, the mods may delete it and could even give you a timeout--even if that wasn't your intent.
 
2014-08-21 10:34:06 AM  

Profedius: I can not muster a great deal of outrage over this since she did agree to do a show in the nude. I am pretty sure the uncensored shot was not the reason for her boyfriend to stop calling and was more a matter of her doing the show period. I am pretty open but I think even I would have a hard time getting past that.


She was doing the show on her period? I hope they had napkins at the table.
 
2014-08-21 10:34:24 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Dingleberry Dickwad: StrikitRich: She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

She was dating a good prospect yet she still went on the show?  Was the DUMBASS tag unavailable at posting?

The show was probably taped months ago, it's not like they do that stuff live and unscripted.

True enough.  But she still could have considered the real-world implications of going on the show when she signed up.  She sounds like another person that forgets that once something is recorded and put on the internet, it's FOREVER.


Just like Girls Gone Wild.
 
2014-08-21 10:34:29 AM  

dugitman: SquiggsIN: cgraves67: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

If I recall correctly, it's okay to call one woman a whore, but not okay to call a group of women whores. So I guess you're in the clear.

Can the employees of brothels still be referred to as whores or do we have to call them prostitutes?

Courtesans please


Soiled Doves
 
2014-08-21 10:36:06 AM  
Storage Hunters again... dons rubber glove,"Opening bid for this slightly used nut collection?"
 
2014-08-21 10:36:53 AM  

bobug: ChrisDe: rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?

I'm here almost every day but never saw anything about that, other than a lot of mentions in other threads. Where are these "new rules" of which you speak?

/is Fark now a Bill Maher bit?

I'm also a bit baffled - I've been seeing this in threads, but haven't seen the originating rule set - whiskey tango foxtrot?


http://www.fark.com/comments/8378910#new

I'm not sure of the overall effect just yet.  (And lord knows I didn't make it very far into that thread.  Okay, got it, moving right along.  Hippo's contributions are still cool, right?)
 
2014-08-21 10:39:22 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is calling her "attention whore" still ok according to the new rules?


Perhaps they should add a filter to replace "whore" with "attractive and successful female American"
 
2014-08-21 10:39:59 AM  
Here you go, people with weak Google-fu...

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

http://imgur.com/r/nsfw/vjtLzeO
 
2014-08-21 10:46:29 AM  

StrikitRich: She added that the show cost her a "budding relationship" with a man she had been seeing for a month.
"He never called me again after the show aired. I would have hoped we could have had a long-term relationship. He was employed, Jewish, in his 30s and that's pretty much ideal," Nizewitz said.

She was dating a good prospect yet she still went on the show?  Was the DUMBASS tag unavailable at posting?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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