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(TMZ)   Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon headed for divorce. The only question is who gets custody of the crazy   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-08-21 07:55:04 AM  
What the hell does he do to get 75 Million? Does americas got talent pay that much?
 
2014-08-21 08:08:25 AM  
*reads headline*

*reads FARq*

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2014-08-21 08:22:07 AM  
But what about the twins?

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2014-08-21 08:38:54 AM  
I'm sure that Mariah has bags o' crazy hidden all over the place.
 
2014-08-21 08:41:10 AM  

Demetrius: I'm sure that Mariah has bags o' crazy hidden all over the place.


She could fill all the beds in a 'sanitarium' with just the crazy that got lost in the couch cushions.
 
2014-08-21 08:43:33 AM  
Kudos to Nick for getting out before waking up one day to find himself chained to the bed surrounded by all the headless stuffed animals from her childhood while she tearfully tries to start a gas-powered hedge trimmer while wailing "now we can be together FOREVER"
 
2014-08-21 09:12:49 AM  

NickelP: What the hell does he do to get 75 Million? Does americas got talent pay that much?


Multiple TV shows, a business deal with Shaq, etc
 
2014-08-21 09:16:45 AM  
They will share custody of the crazy, of course. There's plenty to go around.
 
2014-08-21 09:43:31 AM  
My favorite MC moment was when she had her makeup person put ripped abs on her stomach on July 4th before her live television performance.

I love her.
 
2014-08-21 09:44:49 AM  

Sybarite: But what about the twins?

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That is a fantastic photo.  But giving her Golden Globe awards seems rather redundant.
 
2014-08-21 10:12:55 AM  

Sybarite: But what about the twins?

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They each get one.
 
2014-08-21 11:15:02 AM  
Pretty sure Nick made her sign a prenup stating she had to keep the crazy.
 
2014-08-21 11:16:27 AM  

grokca: Sybarite: But what about the twins?

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They each get one.


Until custody is determined, they should be safeguarded by a disinterested third party. I would be glad to take on that role until such time as that decision can get made.
 
2014-08-21 11:18:41 AM  

jaylectricity: NickelP: What the hell does he do to get 75 Million? Does americas got talent pay that much?

Multiple TV shows, a business deal with Shaq, etc


I find it ironic that, of all people, he's hosting America's Got Talent. What's his?
 
2014-08-21 11:19:46 AM  

ChrisDe: jaylectricity: NickelP: What the hell does he do to get 75 Million? Does americas got talent pay that much?

Multiple TV shows, a business deal with Shaq, etc

I find it ironic that, of all people, he's hosting America's Got Talent. What's his?


Hosting Talent shows.
 
2014-08-21 11:31:41 AM  
More on topic.  How exactly did Nick Cannon think that naming 5 of the women he'd slept with prior to Mariah Carry for a large radio audience wouldn't cause a massive argument?  That boggles my mind, personally.
 
2014-08-21 11:35:54 AM  
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2014-08-21 11:38:58 AM  

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Wha...Seriously...wtf is that? Damn....
 
2014-08-21 11:41:33 AM  
She used to be beautiful once...

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then the crazy took her over.
 
2014-08-21 11:42:41 AM  

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I would dress like that every day for a chance to hit hit that for a while.
 
2014-08-21 11:43:23 AM  

eagles95: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 476x269]
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Wha...Seriously...wtf is that? Damn....



It's frickin Halloween

Duh?
 
2014-08-21 11:45:11 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 476x269]
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I would dress like that every day for a chance to hit hit that for a while.


Two minutes until you inish and then breakdown sobbing is not a while, dude.
 
2014-08-21 11:46:19 AM  
I like both of them because Mariah recorded "Always Be My Baby" which is one of my all time favorites and Nick Cannon is hilarious.
 
2014-08-21 11:47:37 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Jim from Saint Paul: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 476x269]
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I would dress like that every day for a chance to hit hit that for a while.

Two minutes until you inish and then breakdown sobbing is not a while, dude.


In this case "a while" means multiple opportunities.

I have made no promises on the quality of those opportunities for her.
 
2014-08-21 11:50:36 AM  
Being fat and old with saggy cans can no longer hide the crazy and koontiness.
 
2014-08-21 11:52:44 AM  

Gunny Highway: I like both of them because Mariah recorded "Always Be My Baby" which is one of my all time favorites and Nick Cannon is hilarious.


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2014-08-21 11:53:48 AM  
I'd gladly take on some of that crazy. I can't help it. I'm attracted to crazy.
 
2014-08-21 11:54:18 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: eagles95: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 476x269]
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Wha...Seriously...wtf is that? Damn....


It's frickin Halloween

Duh?


I assume with her it was Memorial Day
 
2014-08-21 11:55:03 AM  

Sybarite: But what about the twins?

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www.dccosmetics.com

With $75 million he can buy a lot of replacements.
 
2014-08-21 11:56:08 AM  

Gunny Highway: I like both of them because Mariah recorded "Always Be My Baby" which is one of my all time favorites and Nick Cannon is hilarious.



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2014-08-21 12:00:24 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: eagles95: Wha...Seriously...wtf is that? Damn....

It's frickin Halloween
Duh?


It's Nick Cannon's disturbingly suggestive pose that sells this pic for me.
 
2014-08-21 12:01:01 PM  
Nick is one of the least talented 'comedians' out there.
 
2014-08-21 12:02:59 PM  
She's got the mind of a 10 year old. I bet he got tired of stepping over butterflies and unicorns with songbirds filling the rest of the house.
 
2014-08-21 12:08:50 PM  

Semi-Semetic: More on topic.  How exactly did Nick Cannon think that naming 5 of the women he'd slept with prior to Mariah Carry for a large radio audience wouldn't cause a massive argument?  That boggles my mind, personally.


It lacks a certain amount of tact, but is he supposed to pretend he was a virgin before he was married?
 
2014-08-21 12:13:00 PM  
I don't know, she's pretty crazy but TFA makes his issues sound worse.
 
2014-08-21 12:14:58 PM  
If they signed a pre-nup, she probably gets most of it.
 
2014-08-21 12:17:10 PM  

Rwa2play: She used to be beautiful once...

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then the crazy took her over.


I think the silicone leaked into her brain.
 
2014-08-21 12:31:01 PM  
More pics of Mariah's love mangoes please.
 
2014-08-21 12:33:22 PM  

mistrmind: More pics of Mariah's love mangoes please.


Mariah's Love Mangoes is the name of my Celine Dion cover band.
 
2014-08-21 12:55:16 PM  
I read the headline and thought "Huh? She made her snatch detachable? I've never even heard of that before"
 
2014-08-21 12:57:16 PM  
He got his glamous sugar mama with the body.
She got her "gangsta" funny guy that initially catered to her.

They both got the kids to check off the "life list" and hand to the nanny.

Then real life happened and the personalities came out.

Game over, move on.
Find a better fit.
 
2014-08-21 01:03:26 PM  

DubyaHater: I'd gladly take on some of that crazy. I can't help it. I'm attracted to crazy.


Don't say I didn't warn you.
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2014-08-21 01:12:04 PM  

foo monkey: Semi-Semetic: More on topic.  How exactly did Nick Cannon think that naming 5 of the women he'd slept with prior to Mariah Carry for a large radio audience wouldn't cause a massive argument?  That boggles my mind, personally.

It lacks a certain amount of tact, but is he supposed to pretend he was a virgin before he was married?


No he isn't, or he is, that's certainly his choice.  However, I can see how she'd be mortally embarrassed about having her husband talk about the tail he tapped before they got married.  Like you said, a lack of tact and foresight.  Your current wife/girlfriend/whatever doesn't want to hear about all the ass you got before the two of you got together.  Telling EVERYBODY about all the ass you got before has to be exponentially worse.  Apparently I feel bad for Mariah Carrey.  Maybe I should see a doctor.
 
2014-08-21 01:27:41 PM  

Semi-Semetic: I can see how she'd be mortally embarrassed about having her husband talk about the tail he tapped before they got married. Like you said, a lack of tact and foresight. Your current wife/girlfriend/whatever doesn't want to hear about all the ass you got before the two of you got together. Telling EVERYBODY about all the ass you got before has to be exponentially worse. Apparently I feel bad for Mariah Carrey. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Are you feeling bad for her, or saying she has a point?  This matters because, depending on your answer, you may need an ambulance or you may like some Rolaids.
 
2014-08-21 01:34:16 PM  

Semi-Semetic: foo monkey: Semi-Semetic: More on topic.  How exactly did Nick Cannon think that naming 5 of the women he'd slept with prior to Mariah Carry for a large radio audience wouldn't cause a massive argument?  That boggles my mind, personally.

It lacks a certain amount of tact, but is he supposed to pretend he was a virgin before he was married?

No he isn't, or he is, that's certainly his choice.  However, I can see how she'd be mortally embarrassed about having her husband talk about the tail he tapped before they got married.  Like you said, a lack of tact and foresight.  Your current wife/girlfriend/whatever doesn't want to hear about all the ass you got before the two of you got together.  Telling EVERYBODY about all the ass you got before has to be exponentially worse.  Apparently I feel bad for Mariah Carrey.  Maybe I should see a doctor.


He spilled all this to the media which is way worse. I'd dump his ass too.
 
2014-08-21 01:46:13 PM  
Why is Nick Cannon famous? It's like one day he was suddenly Ryan Seacrest-level famous and no one thought to ask how or why.
 
2014-08-21 02:56:25 PM  
Anyone who is proud to admit they're a diva has to be the most insufferable person to live with.

Nick Cannon, who appears to be her perfect yes man, must've grown tired of her shiat.

Mariah's looks are fading, she better lock in the next one for good.
 
2014-08-21 03:17:07 PM  
Man, this makes the comparison Howard Stern made between the pressure the contestants were under to the pressure Nick  was under on his wedding night to Mariah on this week's AGT a LOT more awkward...
 
2014-08-21 03:20:47 PM  

scotchcrotch: Anyone who is proud to admit they're a diva has to be the most insufferable person to live with.

Nick Cannon, who appears to be her perfect yes man, must've grown tired of her shiat.

Mariah's looks are fading, she better lock in the next one for good.


The problem is, if she goes back on the market she's now competing against the entire Kardashian clan.

/Yeah, I said it.
 
2014-08-21 03:40:36 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Semi-Semetic: foo monkey: Semi-Semetic: More on topic.  How exactly did Nick Cannon think that naming 5 of the women he'd slept with prior to Mariah Carry for a large radio audience wouldn't cause a massive argument?  That boggles my mind, personally.

It lacks a certain amount of tact, but is he supposed to pretend he was a virgin before he was married?

No he isn't, or he is, that's certainly his choice.  However, I can see how she'd be mortally embarrassed about having her husband talk about the tail he tapped before they got married.  Like you said, a lack of tact and foresight.  Your current wife/girlfriend/whatever doesn't want to hear about all the ass you got before the two of you got together.  Telling EVERYBODY about all the ass you got before has to be exponentially worse.  Apparently I feel bad for Mariah Carrey.  Maybe I should see a doctor.

He spilled all this to the media which is way worse. I'd dump his ass too.


Meh, who cares.  You can't expect your significant other to have been a virgin prior to meeting you. I would only take issue if I were one of the ladies he claimed to have bedded.
 
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