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(The Drinks Business)   Man drops $80k on 10,000 cans of beer and builds dancefloor fort   (thedrinksbusiness.com) divider line 67
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2014-08-21 08:53:14 AM
It's like 10,000 cans when all you need is a wall.
 
2014-08-21 09:05:52 AM
But the peanuts are still free, right?
 
2014-08-21 10:21:42 AM
Jeez. And everyone was freaking about the $295 spent on a four year old's meal.
 
2014-08-21 10:21:47 AM
"10,000 cans of beer on the floor, 10,000 cans of beer on the floor, stomp one down and kick it around, 9,999 cans of beer on the floor."
 
2014-08-21 10:24:03 AM
Is the one dude standing at the back of the fort wearing any clothes.  Exactly what sort of shenanigans were going on inside the beer fort?
 
2014-08-21 10:24:23 AM
That is some expensive beer at $8 a can.
 
2014-08-21 10:24:31 AM
So after he was done with the fort did he drink the beer?
 
2014-08-21 10:24:51 AM
Beer Fort?

cmsimg.coloradoan.com
 
2014-08-21 10:25:17 AM
And nice club markup there.
 
2014-08-21 10:26:36 AM
Only girls allowed.
 
2014-08-21 10:27:10 AM
I wonder what sort of tip he left for all of that.
 
2014-08-21 10:27:41 AM
Gee, I'm no mathematician, but what idiot would spend $8 a can for beer? And I'm sure at least half of it walked out the door by the end of the night.
 
2014-08-21 10:31:30 AM
That's $500 worth of deposits, $1000 in some states. I'd return those for him.
 
2014-08-21 10:32:19 AM

dolphinsgonwild: Gee, I'm no mathematician, but what idiot would spend $8 a can for beer? And I'm sure at least half of it walked out the door by the end of the night.


You sound fun.
 
2014-08-21 10:34:12 AM
dogfort.wdfiles.com

"This is Red Lobster calling Beer Fort. Come in Beer Fort."
 
2014-08-21 10:34:36 AM
Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.
 
2014-08-21 10:35:34 AM
That club looks like a carnival closed, parked all their sh*t in it and sent the carnies home for the winter.
 
2014-08-21 10:35:42 AM

MythDragon: [dogfort.wdfiles.com image 388x504]

"This is Red Lobster calling Beer Fort. Come in Beer Fort."


I'm dying.  That struck me square.  LOLaughing
 
2014-08-21 10:36:41 AM
 
2014-08-21 10:36:41 AM
$80,000 for 400 cases of beer? That's $200 a case. What the fark was he drinking?
 
2014-08-21 10:36:54 AM
If there wasn't some sort of beer trebuchet up in the beer turrets to repel invaders, I am going to be disapointed.
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-21 10:37:07 AM
when I was much younger (like in the 1980s), we would have cheap beer parties.  Something like Busch would have been high end. The instruction was to bring VOLUME of beer, all in cans, more the better.  Billy Beer was perfectly acceptable (which was at one point under a dollar a six as I recall) and then you proceeded to use them sort of as legos. And drank them.
 
2014-08-21 10:38:20 AM

MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.


Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.
 
2014-08-21 10:39:13 AM

dolphinsgonwild: Gee, I'm no mathematician, but what idiot would spend $8 a can for beer? And I'm sure at least half of it walked out the door by the end of the night.


I just spent a week at a "resort" in Costa Rica.  First night, after 12 or more hours of travel, we ponied up to the bar.  I got the tab and realized I was paying $8 a beer.  The next morning, i went for a walk and found a little market that sold beer, wine and liquor.  Beers were $0.75 each.  The next 5 days, every morning i'd walk up to the store and buy 4 cases of beer.  We pissed off the resort staff as we sat around drinking the same beer for a lot cheaper.  :)
 
2014-08-21 10:43:15 AM
I hate to be 'that guy', but I must say - this is the lamest dancefloor beer fort I have ever seen.
 
2014-08-21 10:43:46 AM

MythDragon: If there wasn't some sort of beer trebuchet up in the beer turrets to repel invaders, I am going to be disapointed.
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I made one for my boat. VDIGF were non-plussed but the gang at Hopewell follow me everywhere.
 
2014-08-21 10:44:10 AM
The picture looks like cases of bottled beer, judging from the size of the boxes. Not canned beer. Bottled.
 
2014-08-21 10:44:37 AM

MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.



When you're a kid maybe.
Now my forts are designed to keep girls in.
i2.manchestereveningnews.co.uk



Any farkettes want to come visit Fort Squishy? It's a fun place where you can make as much noise as you want without having to worry about the cops showing up.
 
2014-08-21 10:44:37 AM
Some of you guys need to get out more.

Here is a Romero worthy headline "Beer costs more in fancy Vegas clubs than it does at your local convenience store. Film at 11".

MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.


If you have $80k to blow on a joke, then attracting girls is not a problem.
 
2014-08-21 10:47:31 AM

Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.


Already reported.
 
2014-08-21 10:47:46 AM

Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.


Good thing you're not a mod then.  Did not come within a zip code of being mysogynistic IMO.
 
2014-08-21 10:48:20 AM
It's a fancy gimmick, but you can only really do it once once once once once once once once...
 
2014-08-21 10:49:38 AM

Cybernetic: $80,000 for 400 cases of beer? That's $200 a case. What the fark was he drinking?


These are club rates.  Think of it like hotel rates.  You want a bottle of whiskey sent to your room.  They don't charge you what it would cost at a store, they charge you by the number of shots they can get out of the bottle at their price per shot.  Huge rip off, but the dudebro has rich parents.
 
2014-08-21 10:50:49 AM

MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.


Grow some senses of humor and proportions
 
2014-08-21 10:51:02 AM

Hoopy Frood: It's a fancy gimmick, but you can only really do it once once once once once once once once...

 
2014-08-21 10:52:23 AM

ChipNASA: Hoopy Frood: It's a fancy gimmick, but you can only really do it once once once once once once once once...


33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-21 10:59:59 AM
Cybernetic:

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Duly noted.

I blame Norman Rockwell for my misogyny.

www.saturdayeveningpost.com
 
2014-08-21 11:02:22 AM
A fool and his money...

/Have more fun than my broke self.
//Sad
 
2014-08-21 11:03:06 AM

MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.


I reported myself.

/golfer
 
2014-08-21 11:14:51 AM
I'm shocked at how cheap the beer is for a Vegas nightclub.

That being said, living in Canada I regularly spend 10 dollars on beer that our liquor monopoly (Ontario) run by our socialist dictatorship so kindly allows us to try as we can not import any ourselves. So I'm not really phased by this at all.

/drank one last night
//so good.
///though the things I have to do to afford this habbit are so depressing.
 
2014-08-21 11:28:12 AM
http://youtu.be/pHH3brmhPyw

I'm sure the party went something like this.
 
2014-08-21 11:50:42 AM
400 cases? damn. That bar not get weekly deliveries or is it really that high volume? Because that is nuts.
 
2014-08-21 11:50:58 AM
That should have been closer to $15,000, Was he buying canned beer with gold leaf in it?!?
 
2014-08-21 11:55:36 AM

Literally Addicted: Jeez. And everyone was freaking about the $295 spent on a four year old's meal.


Amazingly, no complaints about feeding starving people instead in this thread. Huh.
 
2014-08-21 12:09:47 PM
D-zamn moneybags! Thats my whole years beer budget in one night!
 
2014-08-21 12:19:59 PM

Prey4reign: MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.

Grow some senses of humor and proportions


Somebody's sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.
 
2014-08-21 12:22:52 PM

MooseBayou: Cybernetic:

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Duly noted.

I blame Norman Rockwell for my misogyny.

[www.saturdayeveningpost.com image 400x308]


And he was also a producer of borderline child pornography:

blog.silive.com
 
2014-08-21 12:24:22 PM

MooseBayou: MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.

I reported myself.

/golfer


That's a good start. Now take this banhammer and hit yourself over the head with it:

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-21 12:41:38 PM

Cybernetic: MooseBayou: MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.

I reported myself.

/golfer

That's a good start. Now take this banhammer and hit yourself over the head with it:

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x400]


Will it help?
 
2014-08-21 12:46:59 PM

MooseBayou: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: MyRandomName: Cybernetic: MooseBayou: Stupid.

Everyone knows that indoor forts are constructed of blankets and pillows, cast over furniture.  Perhaps the box from the new dishwasher, with holes cut in the sides for windows.

And. the primary purpose of any boy's fort is to keep girls out.

This guy has it all wrong.

Somebody's treading awfully close to the edge of the new misogyny guidelines.

Already reported.

I reported myself.

/golfer

That's a good start. Now take this banhammer and hit yourself over the head with it:

[img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x400]

Will it help?


It certainly couldn't hurt.  Actually, it would.  Ouch, would you look at the size of that hammer.
 
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