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(Slate)   Germany's version of 50 Shades is as German as you thought it could be   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Fifty Shades of Gross, The Sound of Music, oeuvres, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, S.F.W., federal republic  
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2014-08-21 08:49:56 AM  
i293.photobucket.com
"Ze German mommy porn you say?"
 
2014-08-21 09:11:32 AM  
Germans are so kinky, they probably call it '50 shades of vanilla'
 
2014-08-21 09:38:31 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-21 09:39:14 AM  
Geriatric German grandma's spanking Spanish men...
 
2014-08-21 09:43:57 AM  
Looks like some clips leaked to the internet.
 
2014-08-21 09:44:00 AM  
iranpoliticsclub.net
 
2014-08-21 09:50:51 AM  
German version, you say?
Wouldn't that be "Fifty Shades of Brown"?
 
2014-08-21 09:52:33 AM  
This thread should break all the rules.
 
mhd
2014-08-21 09:57:08 AM  

ZMugg: Wouldn't that be "Fifty Shades of Brown"?


It is, or so I've been told. Although the book is supposed to be more explicit, as they aimed for a "16 and older" rating (it's 0/6/12/16/18 in Germany).

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-21 09:59:04 AM  
Two girls one Stein?
 
2014-08-21 10:03:12 AM  

YOU Katzenjamm-her Kids...YOU brought her!

i253.photobucket.com

 
2014-08-21 10:04:35 AM  
Without clicking the link or reading the thread, I'm guessing feces?  Because German sex is all about the feces.
 
2014-08-21 10:37:11 AM  

ZMugg: German version, you say?
Wouldn't that be "Fifty Shades of Brown"?


I was thinking "Fifty Shades of Poo," but brown works, too.
 
2014-08-21 10:40:12 AM  
There was no mention of piss, shiat, vomit and/or shoving dead fish in places they usually come out of. I am skeptical about how shocking this could be to a world when it consumes internet porn by the terabyte every hour, every day.
 
2014-08-21 10:51:07 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Two girls one Stein?


One girl ten steins.
cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-08-21 11:01:58 AM  

Snarfangel: Archie Goodwin: Two girls one Stein?

One girl ten steins.
[cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x574]


I thought the Germany had a lot fewer Steins since 1939?
 
2014-08-21 11:03:01 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Without clicking the link or reading the thread, I'm guessing feces?  Because German sex is all about the feces.


Worse; infected anal fissure from shaving accident
 
2014-08-21 11:19:34 AM  
Waiting for cascade of "nope" memes.
 
2014-08-21 11:32:41 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Snarfangel: Archie Goodwin: Two girls one Stein?

One girl ten steins.
[cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x574]

I thought the Germany had a lot fewer Steins since 1939?


Nice
 
2014-08-21 11:48:18 AM  
If there isn't any farm animals I don't know if I'm interested.
 
2014-08-21 12:45:38 PM  
I put it in my DVD queue, shock me if you can.
 
2014-08-21 01:05:19 PM  
Yet, it does happen in real life...not everywhere, everytime...or as often, but it DOES happen.
It's just more repressed and discrete in America.

Also, many are reading/watching...and thinking, why can't this happen to me...just a little bit.

The things seen on the web, happen in reality
And it's not just in Germany.

/strangely, my tastes are vanilla by comparison...but I'm not going to object to anyone else, as long as it's not harmful.
 
2014-08-21 01:37:16 PM  
Is the safe word Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen?
 
2014-08-21 01:44:54 PM  
I just picture horny germans farking to Rammstein. That 50 shades, John Galt worshiping golddigger shiat is too tame for them.
 
2014-08-21 01:45:05 PM  

Mangoose: There was no mention of piss, shiat, vomit and/or shoving dead fish in places they usually come out of. I am skeptical about how shocking this could be to a world when it consumes internet porn by the terabyte every hour, every day.


Not me! I only consume half a terabyte of porn an hour.
 
2014-08-21 01:47:57 PM  

brap: Katzenjamm-her


WOW.  Impressive, I think you strained something, there.
 
2014-08-21 01:49:50 PM  

brap: YOU Katzenjamm-her Kids...YOU brought her!

[i253.photobucket.com image 264x331]


...The Katzenjammer Kids were Norwegian...
 
2014-08-21 01:50:36 PM  

rogue49: Yet, it does happen in real life...not everywhere, everytime...or as often, but it DOES happen.
It's just more repressed and discrete in America.

Also, many are reading/watching...and thinking, why can't this happen to me...just a little bit.

The things seen on the web, happen in reality
And it's not just in Germany.

/strangely, my tastes are vanilla by comparison...but I'm not going to object to anyone else, as long as it's not harmful.


What happens in real life? Boring, plain, no-life, no-personality virgins hook up with hot young self-made billionaire industrialists?

Ha ha... No, that actually doesn't happen.
 
2014-08-21 02:47:18 PM  
Is it as disturbing at A Serbian Movie? I read the plot synopsis for that and wanted to take a long shower after that. I don't even want to watch it.
 
2014-08-21 03:15:45 PM  
Der Greyzershiatzen fünfzig
 
2014-08-21 09:42:26 PM  

Mangoose: There was no mention of piss, shiat, vomit and/or shoving dead fish in places they usually come out of. I am skeptical about how shocking this could be to a world when it consumes internet porn by the terabyte every hour, every day.


YOU ARE GETTING REPORTED FOR YOUR FILTHY COMMENTS!!!

NO AMOUNT OF MAGIC ERASER WILL TAKE THAT OUT OF MY SPANK BANK.

/after all that, if they make me a sammich I might cum
 
2014-08-22 01:59:36 AM  
ja, das gut

bie?
eip
 
2014-08-22 02:01:40 AM  
So this is the novelization of SWAP.avi?
 
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