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(Uproxx)   The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules   (uproxx.com) divider line 156
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3859 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Aug 2014 at 7:58 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-21 12:20:12 AM  
Here's his prison blog. Real winner, this one...
 
2014-08-21 01:19:51 AM  
I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.
I hope he gets locked up for a long enough time to realize that a man never lays hands on a woman.
Especially a trained martial artist.
 
2014-08-21 01:25:17 AM  

sithon: I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.
I hope he gets locked up for a long enough time to realize that a man never lays hands on a woman.
Especially a trained martial artist.


They were supposedly broken up. Do you stay faithful to someone you are no longer in a committed relationship with? On purpose, I mean.
 
2014-08-21 01:30:31 AM  
I hope he's murdered in prison.
 
2014-08-21 01:59:02 AM  
Rhodey, why are you getting involved in what goes on between a man and a woman in the privacy of their own bedroom?
 
2014-08-21 04:36:05 AM  
"The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.
 
2014-08-21 05:31:32 AM  
If prison turns dope dealers into hardened criminals, what the hell is it going to turn this freak show into?

*shudder*
 
2014-08-21 06:51:37 AM  

ScaryBottles: "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.


Well, technically, flat-out lying isn't exaggerating.
 
2014-08-21 07:18:22 AM  
The Fark MRAs will come out strong for this one.
 
2014-08-21 07:29:45 AM  

dittybopper: ScaryBottles: "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.

Well, technically, flat-out lying isn't exaggerating.


Fair dues.
 
2014-08-21 08:01:33 AM  
img.fark.net

"Whoa whoa whoa guys!  Keep ME out of this!!!"
 
2014-08-21 08:04:58 AM  
Col. Rhoads?  Nope.. who is this asswipe?
 
2014-08-21 08:11:05 AM  
It's not illegal, you just have to have enough focus.
 
2014-08-21 08:12:58 AM  
It's early here, but who and was that written in English? I didn't recognize anything in that.

Need sleep or coffee.
 
2014-08-21 08:13:00 AM  
Does that mean I can get some reparations?
 
2014-08-21 08:13:22 AM  
If a man can't brutally beat a woman so badly she has to have shards of bones removed from her internal organs than I don't see hope for the emasculated men in this country
 
2014-08-21 08:15:29 AM  

sithon: I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.


I would argue that she is a porn "actress" not a porn "star," based solely on the fact that I had never heard of her until the War Machine story broke.

I'm still entirely unfamiliar with her work. How is she as a performer?
 
2014-08-21 08:17:00 AM  

ScaryBottles: "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.


Christ, what an asshole.

/That statement would be my reaction to that nugget of quotey goodness even if I didn't know about him beating the shiat out of a woman, which is obviously 10,000 times more assholish.
 
2014-08-21 08:19:50 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.
 
2014-08-21 08:23:34 AM  
This article being posted on fark is flame bait. Can you have an honest joke/discussion, entertain an idea without accepting it as true, or post a joke without being banned?

I want to post something snarky, like "he tried to tell her three times." But that might get the ball rolling and posts deleted. It seems the only acceptable response is "he is such a jerk!"
 
2014-08-21 08:24:24 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 425x425]
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.

www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-08-21 08:24:32 AM  
I'm so happy that I had no idea this 'war machine' person existed.
Now I would be even happier if he ceased to exsist.
 
2014-08-21 08:25:21 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 425x425]
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.


The Alpha spends so much time and energy defending their Alphaness, it winds up being the Betas who get most of the action. Among the Chimps, anyway.
 
2014-08-21 08:25:39 AM  

child_god: This article being posted on fark is flame bait. Can you have an honest joke/discussion, entertain an idea without accepting it as true, or post a joke without being banned?

I want to post something snarky, like "he tried to tell her three times." But that might get the ball rolling and posts deleted. It seems the only acceptable response is "he is such a jerk!"


Truly, the oppression is maddening.
 
2014-08-21 08:25:59 AM  
Dude, just relax. It gets a lot easier once you accept that your name is Toby now.
 
2014-08-21 08:26:07 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere: dookdookdook: If prison turns dope dealers into hardened criminals, what the hell is it going to turn this freak show into?

A bottom.


Yeah, but a POWER bottom.
 
2014-08-21 08:27:08 AM  
Human trash. I hope he contracts inoperable pancreatic cancer and dies in prison alone, unloved, and forgotten.
 
2014-08-21 08:36:31 AM  
img.fark.net

His new prison shirt.
 
2014-08-21 08:38:57 AM  
This just in: anybody who describes himself as an "alpha male" is an utter piece of shiat as a human being.
 
2014-08-21 08:40:55 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm so happy that I had no idea this 'war machine' person existed.
Now I would be even happier if he ceased to exsist.


He keeps turning, so long as the bodies in the fields keep burning.
 
2014-08-21 08:47:32 AM  

ongbok: The Fark MRAs will come out strong for this one.


You have to sound the alarm.

FEDOOOOOORRRRAAAA!
 
2014-08-21 08:48:26 AM  

LucklessWonder: sithon: I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.

I would argue that she is a porn "actress" not a porn "star," based solely on the fact that I had never heard of her until the War Machine story broke.

I'm still entirely unfamiliar with her work. How is she as a performer?


She's popular among fans of the Suicide Girl type. She was the subject of a fark thread when she offered a blowjob to the fan who sent her some rare LEGO set.
 
2014-08-21 08:48:45 AM  
If he was a little less over the top he could write for Glenn beck.
 
2014-08-21 08:50:17 AM  
Wow, here's someone that never read a damn history book.

I guess I missed the news about the all-female lynch mobs string up men if they were walking outside with a little male symbol sewn to their coat.

/Douchbag who needs to be ground up and turned into cat food.
 
2014-08-21 08:50:41 AM  

gnosis301: child_god: This article being posted on fark is flame bait. Can you have an honest joke/discussion, entertain an idea without accepting it as true, or post a joke without being banned?

I want to post something snarky, like "he tried to tell her three times." But that might get the ball rolling and posts deleted. It seems the only acceptable response is "he is such a jerk!"

Truly, the oppression is maddening.


I don't know how I'll get through the day, but I'll carry on the struggle for the bros.
 
2014-08-21 08:52:27 AM  
A complete and total waste of life.
 
2014-08-21 08:54:22 AM  
 
2014-08-21 08:54:30 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 425x425]
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.


Can you imagine how scared of life this man is, that he has to wear that shirt in public?
 
2014-08-21 08:54:33 AM  

jntaylor63: Wow, here's someone that never read a damn history book.

I guess I missed the news about the all-female lynch mobs string up men if they were walking outside with a little male symbol sewn to their coat.

/Douchbag who needs to be ground up and turned into cat food.


Could have left out the history bit...
 
2014-08-21 08:54:37 AM  

dionysusaur: Rapmaster2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 425x425]
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.

The Alpha spends so much time and energy defending their Alphaness, it winds up being the Betas who get most of the action. Among the Chimps, anyway.


I mostly slept during biology.  You know... alpha male shiat and whatnot.
 
2014-08-21 08:56:00 AM  

child_god: This article being posted on fark is flame bait. Can you have an honest joke/discussion, entertain an idea without accepting it as true, or post a joke without being banned?

I want to post something snarky, like "he tried to tell her three times." But that might get the ball rolling and posts deleted. It seems the only acceptable response is "he is such a jerk!"

artlung.com
 
2014-08-21 08:56:35 AM  

Sgt Otter: LucklessWonder: sithon: I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.

I would argue that she is a porn "actress" not a porn "star," based solely on the fact that I had never heard of her until the War Machine story broke.

I'm still entirely unfamiliar with her work. How is she as a performer?

She's popular among fans of the Suicide Girl type. She was the subject of a fark thread when she offered a blowjob to the fan who sent her some rare LEGO set.


You know if she followed through?
 
2014-08-21 08:58:14 AM  

ScaryBottles: "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.


There are no words.
 
2014-08-21 09:01:29 AM  
 
2014-08-21 09:02:00 AM  

SundaesChild: sithon: I don't know why he was surprised she cheated? She is a porn star, having sex with random dudes is literally her job description.
I hope he gets locked up for a long enough time to realize that a man never lays hands on a woman.
Especially a trained martial artist.

They were supposedly broken up. Do you stay faithful to someone you are no longer in a committed relationship with? On purpose, I mean.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-21 09:02:24 AM  

dionysusaur: Rapmaster2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 425x425]
Biology tip:  if you were an alpha male, then other men wouldn't be farking your woman.

The Alpha spends so much time and energy defending their Alphaness, it winds up being the Betas who get most of the action. Among the Chimps, anyway.


And Bonobos just say, "Fark it. We're ALL getting laid!"
 
2014-08-21 09:04:17 AM  
I keep seeing reference to these "new fark rules," but I have no idea what anyone is talking about.  Is there a thread somewhere?
 
2014-08-21 09:05:59 AM  

ScaryBottles: "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either"

Just wanted to make sure everyone, even those not reading the article saw this little gem.


Do any Farkettes have an attic I can hide in for the next three years?
 
2014-08-21 09:06:02 AM  
If Alpha Male Sh*t is doing this

www.trbimg.com

I'll stick to being a Beta.
 
2014-08-21 09:07:40 AM  

child_god: I want to post something snarky, like "he tried to tell her three times."



shiat like that is the reason Drew wrote:

"On Fark, we have a tendency to use pop culture references as a type of referential shorthand with one another. "
 
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