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(NBC 12 Richmond)   High school student suspended and arrested after he writes a story about killing a dinosaur with a gun. Police search fails to turn up a weapon or the dinosaur in question   (nbc12.com) divider line 209
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2014-08-20 07:41:17 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com

/Clever kid
 
2014-08-20 07:44:59 PM
Was there a sound of thunder?
 
2014-08-20 07:58:25 PM
I am sure the local DA just loves nonsense like this coming at him.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-20 08:01:06 PM
He had the (fictional) gun to take care of unspecified business, not to take care of the dinosaur, which was already dead in the previous update.

Unless the status updates appear in reverse chronological order. Then he presumably did have the gun to shoot the dinosaur.
 
2014-08-20 08:08:20 PM
"I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore."

Anymore? What did you do with them?
 
2014-08-20 08:10:33 PM

Pocket Ninja: "I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore."

Anymore? What did you do with them?


After Jesus was done riding them he turned them into oil.
 
2014-08-20 08:10:57 PM

Pocket Ninja: "I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore."

Anymore? What did you do with them?


Steven Spielberg killed all of them

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2014-08-20 08:14:05 PM
Well of course they didn't find the gun or dinosaur... he 'disposed' of them.  Jeez, Lou.
 
2014-08-20 08:19:23 PM

Caffienatedjedi: Pocket Ninja: "I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore."

Anymore? What did you do with them?

Steven Spielberg killed all of them

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dilbert.com

Except the ones that are still hiding behind your furniture.
 
2014-08-20 08:49:58 PM

wildcardjack: Was there a sound of thunder?


Yes. And when he got home, George "Dubya" Bush was President of the United States instead of Algore, Emperor of the Moon. Also people spell qwazy.
 
2014-08-20 08:59:45 PM
Triceratops
Kwickcallthecops
 
2014-08-20 09:05:40 PM
pigs
 
2014-08-20 09:09:49 PM
That's insane.

Too many pants wetters in positions of authority. The police should have arrested the people who called them.
 
2014-08-20 09:19:13 PM
What if instead of talking about killing a dinosaur, he talked about killing a deer?  I know nothing about hunting, but I have to imagine 16 is old enough to hunt.
 
2014-08-20 09:19:42 PM

mr_a: I am sure the local DA just loves nonsense like this coming at him.


he could fix it trivially
arrest the arresting officers for wrongful arrest!!
charge them and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law

TADA
problem solved
 
2014-08-20 09:21:31 PM

namatad: arrest the arresting officers for wrongful arrest!!
charge them and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law


That doesn't work or I'd have tried it.
 
2014-08-20 10:15:44 PM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-20 10:22:01 PM

RodneyToady: What if instead of talking about killing a dinosaur, he talked about killing a deer?  I know nothing about hunting, but I have to imagine 16 is old enough to hunt.


In my high school parking lot (where I teach), you're still likely to see rifles in truck gun racks during hunting season. Nobody pees their pants over it. Maybe it's an Arizona thing. Maybe we've just gone so crazy that we think guns aren't lethal. Who knows? Lots of people open carry (and conceal carry, since that's universal, too in AZ), and I don't feel threatened or phased. Desensitization, I guess.
 
2014-08-20 10:43:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Approves the killing of dinosaurs
 
2014-08-20 10:52:03 PM

doglover: That's insane.

Too many pants wetters in positions of authority. The police should have arrested the people who called them.


The principal's name is Dean O'Saur, so they took it as a threat, and who can blame them?
 
2014-08-20 10:58:11 PM
Well, the family lawyer is already looking at that new BMW......
 
2014-08-20 10:59:27 PM

I_Am_Weasel: The principal's name is Dean O'Saur, so they took it as a threat, and who can blame them?


This was funny enough that I kept this tag open for the three minutes between when I read it and when it went green, just to click "funny."
 
2014-08-20 11:00:02 PM
The Dino wasn't purple, was it???

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2014-08-20 11:00:34 PM
Student student?
 
2014-08-20 11:01:02 PM

RodneyToady: This was funny enough that I kept this tag tab open for the three minutes between when I read it and when it went green, just to click "funny."


FTFM.
 
2014-08-20 11:01:53 PM
Did they check his mom's garden?
 
2014-08-20 11:02:50 PM
To be fair to the school, the kid did have a nextdoor neighbor in RL named Triceratops Velociraptor McKenzie.
 
2014-08-20 11:03:08 PM

netizencain: Well of course they didn't find the gun or dinosaur... he 'disposed' of them.  Jeez, Lou.


People have been finding dinosaur bones all over the place for years now. I bet those are his many past victims, and this kid has been on a secret killing spree for like evarr.
 
2014-08-20 11:03:15 PM
What the Fukuiraptor was the school thinking?
 
2014-08-20 11:03:27 PM

Brick-House: The Dino wasn't purple, was it???

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THAT dino needs killin.
 
2014-08-20 11:05:14 PM
They should send the SWAT team to his grandmother's house.  Grandma's are always hiding stuff.
 
2014-08-20 11:05:53 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: In my high school parking lot (where I teach)


You teach driving?
 
2014-08-20 11:06:53 PM

i_dig_chicks: Student student?


The student so nice, Subby referenced them twice.
 
2014-08-20 11:07:15 PM
Really, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


I'm expecting multiple charges to be filed against the Drama Club.
 
2014-08-20 11:08:24 PM
I remember seeing student trucks during hunting season with rifles and/or shotguns in the gunracks. That was many years ago when people weren't pussies.

You could also go to the store and buy your mom a pack of cigarettes as a 8 year old back then too.


//We also were allowed to walk to school 2 miles away uphill both ways.
 
2014-08-20 11:10:47 PM

LordOfThePings: ecmoRandomNumbers: In my high school parking lot (where I teach)

You teach driving?


No...'Parking'...either that or 'Sneaking Smokes and Drinking Lukewarm Mickey's'
 
2014-08-20 11:12:13 PM

Stone Meadow: Brick-House: The Dino wasn't purple, was it???

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THAT dino needs killin.


Barney is dead and gone. I went to the estate sale. Bought two of his hats and bins full of unsold DVDs new in shrinkwrap.
 
2014-08-20 11:13:55 PM

i_dig_chicks: Student student?


It's Fark 2014. Nobody really reads the headlines. Not even the mods. Drew purchased an algorithm interceptor module for the servers that looks for most tweeted and/or misogynistic material. It's like canned radio. Haven't you read about this?
 
2014-08-20 11:17:01 PM

borg: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x195]
Approves the killing of dinosaurs


sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-08-20 11:17:15 PM
One doesn't get to be a piggly-wiggly by being smart.
 
2014-08-20 11:17:16 PM

wildcardjack: Was there a sound of thunder?


The poor butterfly it never stood a chance
 
2014-08-20 11:20:08 PM
I wondered what he was arrested for. Turns out he was arrested for not being a good boy while being arrested. Farking brilliant.
 
2014-08-20 11:21:46 PM
Did they kill his dog yet?   I need to determine the proper level of outrage to have here.
 
2014-08-20 11:22:51 PM
Did the cop have him get down on the floor?
 
2014-08-20 11:24:14 PM
My school had a shooting club.  Nobody flipped out or got shot.  Mostly it taught kids to respect guns and use them responsibly.  This whole zero tolerance scheme about not even being able to mention a gun I foresee backfiring.  Kids tend to gravitate towards forbidden things.
 
2014-08-20 11:25:19 PM
In South Carolina, you can buy your gun at the same place you buy your beer -- Wal*mart. Surprised the kid wasn't banned from Wal*mart, too.
 
2014-08-20 11:26:53 PM

Billy Liar: Really, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


I'm expecting multiple charges to be filed against the Drama Club.


After their latest rendition of "Guys and Dolls", I would press charges as well.
 
2014-08-20 11:27:12 PM
Sirhan Sirhan was once a high school student student, and just look how HE turned out.
 
2014-08-20 11:27:22 PM

Satanic_Hamster: borg: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x195]
Approves the killing of dinosaurs

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Damnit!!!

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-08-20 11:30:52 PM
Some people just deserve this to happen to them.


You know who you are.
 
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