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(Metro)   Brits admit to their top sex mistakes. Topping the list: 'Misguided thrusting'   (metro.co.uk) divider line 50
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2014-08-20 06:08:10 PM  
love the barbie dolls
 
2014-08-20 06:09:51 PM  
That's a nice euphemism for cheating.
 
2014-08-20 06:11:09 PM  
The British are coming! The British are coming!
 
2014-08-20 06:15:50 PM  
Almost... Almost... Almost.... Ah. There we are.
i.ytimg.com
Well done.
 
2014-08-20 06:31:00 PM  

Snarfangel: That's a nice euphemism for cheating.


That or a term used in airforce training.
 
2014-08-20 06:35:12 PM  
How is sex with a Brit like a V-1 rocket?
 
2014-08-20 06:37:19 PM  

i253.photobucket.com

 
2014-08-20 06:41:26 PM  
Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?
 
2014-08-20 06:47:44 PM  
"Misguided thrusting and releasing..."
awildduck.com
 
2014-08-20 07:46:36 PM  

maudibjr: love the barbie dolls


Some serious production power they put into those shorts. Awesome.

Do you really "lose" an item in an inappropriate place? I would think you know exactly where it is.
 
2014-08-20 07:55:38 PM  
That's why I installed a laser sight on my gun
 
2014-08-20 08:13:54 PM  
haven't we all been the victim of a little misguided thrusting from time to time?
 
2014-08-20 08:30:49 PM  

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 200x250]


boingboing.net
 
2014-08-20 08:34:12 PM  
If you fall out of bed?    I would call that doing it right.
 
2014-08-20 08:37:12 PM  
What does that even mean?  Missing the hole and frotting all over her stomach?
 
2014-08-20 08:38:12 PM  
Videos made this worth a click for sure.

Also, cramps can't really be helped. If you haven't gotten a cramp from doing it, you're doing it boringly wrong.

Either that or doing some heavy hydrating and stretching before your sex, I guess good for you.
 
2014-08-20 08:39:05 PM  

Grebuloner: maudibjr: love the barbie dolls

Some serious production power they put into those shorts. Awesome.

Do you really "lose" an item in an inappropriate place? I would think you know exactly where it is.


Where the hell are my keys?
 
2014-08-20 08:44:13 PM  
It means the guy tried to put in in her butt and when she went off at him he claimed it was a mistake.
 
2014-08-20 08:51:24 PM  
In the butt?
 
2014-08-20 08:53:07 PM  
Wait, are we allowed to talk about this? This talks about sex.
 
2014-08-20 08:55:41 PM  
Having sex consistently seems like the opposite of geeky
 
2014-08-20 08:56:27 PM  
Got stuck in restraints or outfits? Ummmm....what sort of French Maid cos-play are THEY doing? Also, isn't that the whole point of cuffs?


/whew...is it warm in here?
 
2014-08-20 09:06:44 PM  
Thrusting into crazy may be misguided, but it's so hard to resist.
 
2014-08-20 09:17:31 PM  
Misguided thrusting by slipping out and slamming into a wooden sofa frame is no fun.
 
2014-08-20 09:24:37 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: How is sex with a Brit like a V-1 rocket?


You do nazi it coming?
 
2014-08-20 09:29:37 PM  
images4.static-bluray.com

should have paid more attention in school
 
2014-08-20 09:31:30 PM  

bighairyguy: Gecko Gingrich: How is sex with a Brit like a V-1 rocket?

You do nazi it coming?


Both involve misguided thrusting.

/Nazing sex coming violates the new FARQ TOS.
 
2014-08-20 09:44:10 PM  

slayer199: Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?


That's called the Angry Dolphin.  Eheh, eheh in a high chirping voice.
 
2014-08-20 09:51:43 PM  

An Account To Make Comments: Grebuloner: maudibjr: love the barbie dolls

Some serious production power they put into those shorts. Awesome.

Do you really "lose" an item in an inappropriate place? I would think you know exactly where it is.

Where the hell are my keys?


Don't worry, I have mine. As soon as I find my car, we can drive out.
 
2014-08-20 10:13:15 PM  

BalugaJoe: In the butt?


I think they call it the bum across the pond.
 
2014-08-20 10:17:13 PM  

Mugato: BalugaJoe: In the butt?

I think they call it the bum across the pond.


i.chzbgr.com

I wouldn't mind hopping that Pond, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-08-20 10:21:35 PM  
Have you ever watched a British porn video?

I did, for the first time last night.

They were making it very obvious they were British. I think at one point the guy said "Blimey".

You know how really obnoxious American porn stars are like "YEAH fark THAT PUSSY!" and other cringeworthy lines? Well in this one, the man was foul-mouthed and said "bollocks" a lot. It was farking hilarious.
 
2014-08-20 10:32:55 PM  
Their first sex mistake was making love with a Brit.
 
2014-08-20 10:40:34 PM  

brap: Their first sex mistake was making love with a Brit.


I dunno...

www.polyvore.com

There are one...

www.womentribe.com

Or two Brits...

4.bp.blogspot.com

I wouldn't mind...

unapix.com

(Yeah, act like you wouldn't.)
 
2014-08-20 10:41:35 PM  
cramps & overheating
but...this is after some good effort over a good length of time.
sue me.
 
2014-08-20 10:46:16 PM  

spamdog: Have you ever watched a British porn video?

I did, for the first time last night.

They were making it very obvious they were British. I think at one point the guy said "Blimey".

You know how really obnoxious American porn stars are like "YEAH fark THAT PUSSY!" and other cringeworthy lines? Well in this one, the man was foul-mouthed and said "bollocks" a lot. It was farking hilarious.


pretty sure i dont want that.

i'll just stick to the midget/donkey porn from mexico.
 
2014-08-20 10:48:27 PM  

PizzaJedi81: brap: Their first sex mistake was making love with a Brit.

I dunno...

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]

There are one...

[www.womentribe.com image 401x496]

Or two Brits...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

I wouldn't mind...

[unapix.com image 280x390]

(Yeah, act like you wouldn't.)


Not an act. Doesn't bother me if other men are into that sort of thing, but a handsome guy does as much for me as the statue of David.

Actually, I like Michelangelo's David better, because he's less of a threat. :)
 
2014-08-20 11:10:31 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

should have paid more attention in school


My thoughts exactly. I was expecting "go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate" to make the list and was disappointed not to see it there. :-/
 
2014-08-20 11:12:11 PM  
Was "having sex with the British" in that list?
 
2014-08-20 11:44:53 PM  
"51% of people said they'd experienced misdirected thrusting..."

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-08-21 12:07:07 AM  

Snarfangel: PizzaJedi81: brap: Their first sex mistake was making love with a Brit.

I dunno...

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]

There are one...

[www.womentribe.com image 401x496]

Or two Brits...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

I wouldn't mind...

[unapix.com image 280x390]

(Yeah, act like you wouldn't.)

Not an act. Doesn't bother me if other men are into that sort of thing, but a handsome guy does as much for me as the statue of David.

Actually, I like Michelangelo's David better, because he's less of a threat. :)


He's a pretty historical character in dr. Who and torchwood. First openly and obvious bisexual guy in an entertainment thingy.
 
2014-08-21 01:11:11 AM  

slayer199: Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?


That's what I thought, but from the article it's mattress and wall humping.

I'm curious the level of intoxication to miss the body as a whole, though I do know hole missing is part of enthusiastic thrusting.
 
2014-08-21 03:14:53 AM  

slayer199: Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?


Is it bad that I actually read the "wrong hole" screams in my wife's voice?
 
2014-08-21 08:58:01 AM  

WraithSama: slayer199: Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?

Is it bad that I actually read the "wrong hole" screams in my wife's voice?


Funny, so did I :-)
 
2014-08-21 09:25:30 AM  

some_beer_drinker: spamdog: Have you ever watched a British porn video?

I did, for the first time last night.

They were making it very obvious they were British. I think at one point the guy said "Blimey".

You know how really obnoxious American porn stars are like "YEAH fark THAT PUSSY!" and other cringeworthy lines? Well in this one, the man was foul-mouthed and said "bollocks" a lot. It was farking hilarious.

pretty sure i dont want that.

i'll just stick to the midget/donkey porn from mexico.


But then, you end up with...
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-21 09:41:39 AM  
I would have thought that getting intimate parts of her lady bits caught in the gap in their teeth would rank up there...

Yep, made a lame "bad British teeth" joke.  I feel ashamed.
 
2014-08-21 09:54:10 AM  
Not checking to see if the bird you've brought up to yer flat has twigs and berries in her trousers?

Asking for the Cadbury Flake... in Birmingham?

Getting a cheap day return to see the dog collar museum in Leeds and letting her convince you to buy something from the gift shop to try on at home.
 
2014-08-21 10:52:51 AM  

WraithSama: Is it bad that I actually read the "wrong hole" screams in my wife's voice?


FraglitsStignow: Funny, so did I :-)


LOL.  My work here is done today.
 
2014-08-21 02:33:23 PM  
#1: Getting married
 
2014-08-22 07:04:24 AM  

WraithSama: slayer199: Misguided thrusting?

Is that what we'd call "WRONG HOLE!  WRONG HOLE!"?

Is it bad that I actually read the "wrong hole" screams in my wife's voice?


So did I man.

/Your wife's voice.
//Sorry
 
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