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(Kill Some Time) Video Because nothing adds to the solemn reverence of your wedding better than having the best man's pants fall down   (killsometime.com) divider line 8
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2014-08-20 06:45:26 PM  
Just showing who's really the best man.
 
2014-08-20 07:35:50 PM  
Torn. Really torn here.\Between:

Dude, remember when you dropped trou on the alter at my wedding?

and...

Belt, check. Suspenders, check. Cummerbund, check.
Remembering as your pant fall the hooker back at the hotel room is still tied up with them?
 
2014-08-20 10:11:13 PM  
Yeah, this almost happened to me at my buddy's wedding back in June.

/was in the wedding party, but not best man
//crisis was averted
///although I almost tripped and sprawled on my face during the processional
 
2014-08-21 01:29:27 AM  
The 13th Jurist:

///although I almost tripped and sprawled on my face during the processional

At the last wedding I was involved in a little kid made the mistake of locking his knees trying to stand straight during the rehearsal. Poor little guy passed out and went down like a felled tree. No collapse, he just went over. Bonk.

He must have recovered, I saw him at the actual wedding.
Also, the term "cummerbund" is latin for "pot holder."
 
2014-08-21 01:57:57 AM  

maxheck: The 13th Jurist:

///although I almost tripped and sprawled on my face during the processional

At the last wedding I was involved in a little kid made the mistake of locking his knees trying to stand straight during the rehearsal. Poor little guy passed out and went down like a felled tree. No collapse, he just went over. Bonk.

He must have recovered, I saw him at the actual wedding.
Also, the term "cummerbund" is latin for "pot holder."


Nope!
 
2014-08-21 07:18:00 AM  

moothemagiccow: Nope!


You're not from around here, are you?
 
2014-08-21 02:58:16 PM  
Nervous laughter is the worse!  Once you start, nothing can stop you.

My sister and I were famous for unstoppable laughter.  We were at the funeral home when her husbands grandfather died and one of the grandmas friends came in with a ridiculous looking hat.  That got us to giggling.  Then she started talking and her voice was squeaky, which led to more intense giggling then when she knelt on the kneeler in front of the casket, she farted.....it was all over.  We laughed for the rest of the night.  So embarrassing!
 
2014-08-21 06:33:18 PM  
crzybtch:

Nervous laughter is the worse! Once you start, nothing can stop you.

My sister and I were famous for unstoppable laughter. We were at the funeral home when her husbands grandfather died and one of the grandmas friends came in with a ridiculous looking hat. That got us to giggling. Then she started talking and her voice was squeaky, which led to more intense giggling then when she knelt on the kneeler in front of the casket, she farted.....it was all over. We laughed for the rest of the night. So embarrassing!


It's definitely worse with two.

Long ago my quondam G/F's cousin was getting her Master's degree in music at a fairly prestigious academy, and as part of that had to conduct a mini-orchestra. Said cousin was nice enough to invite us to the event.

Very formal black-tie affair, the cousin's big moment... G/F and I were seated right up front.

And then in the middle of it we noticed the bassoon player.

I have nothing against the bassoon, but this guy had the hugest, froggiest Dizzy-Gillespie-est cheeks ever. And the quiet snorts started. And we both knew what the other one was laughing at. We'd each manage a minute or two of restraining ourselves and then there would be a quiet snort from the other and it was on again.

When we went out for intermission the G/F's brother was wondering why we just fell out laughing ourselves to tears.
 
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