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(Twitchy)   NYT: Obama, Outraged over beheading, vows to stay on course   (twitchy.com) divider line 103
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2014-08-20 04:08:22 PM  
Now watch this drive
 
2014-08-20 04:12:17 PM  
That a nasty slice, Mr. President.
 
2014-08-20 04:53:35 PM  
We absolutely must do nothing.  Immediately.
 
2014-08-20 05:03:33 PM  
haha get it! he plays golf
 
2014-08-20 05:05:27 PM  
something something negotiate something terrorists
 
2014-08-20 05:12:44 PM  
Darmok and Jilad at Tenagra.  Temba, his arms wide.
 
2014-08-20 05:17:58 PM  
"Now watch this drive..." (Obama swings)
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-20 05:27:02 PM  
If Mike the Headless Chicken can do it, Obama can too.
 
2014-08-20 07:21:55 PM  
....that was funny? Twitchy and I have very different definitions of funny, I guess.

Though from clicking around a bit, they appear to be a right-leaning "just asking questions" sort of place, so I shouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-08-20 07:40:51 PM  
What do you want him to do? We've already wasted years and billions and the lives of many fine soldiers in that godforsaken desert and still haven't subjugated them
 
2014-08-20 07:42:03 PM  
Cinderella story. Outta Kenya. A former secret Muslin, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole!
 
2014-08-20 07:42:08 PM  
Sad to see an American die but he knew what he was getting into. There's no reason for us to do anything more or different.

Except maybe LEAVE!
 
2014-08-20 07:43:23 PM  

grumpfuff: ....that was funny? Twitchy and I have very different definitions of funny, I guess.

Though from clicking around a bit, they appear to be a right-leaning "just asking questions" sort of place, so I shouldn't be surprised.


Michelle Malkin is the owner of this site, which should tell you everything you need to know.

/for instance, that you should avoid clicking the link and giving her pageviews
 
2014-08-20 07:45:07 PM  

dittybopper: We absolutely must do nothing.  Immediately.


Apart from the airstrikes you mean.
 
2014-08-20 07:46:38 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Michelle Malkin is the owner of this site


Ahh. That explains everything.
 
2014-08-20 07:47:14 PM  

charlesmartel11235: What do you want him to do? We've already wasted years and billions and the lives of many fine soldiers in that godforsaken desert and still haven't subjugated them


See we need to do more of the same in the Middle East because it has worked so well in the past.
 
2014-08-20 07:47:20 PM  
....took me a while to get it.
 
2014-08-20 07:47:42 PM  
less dangerous than president ford.
 
2014-08-20 07:48:27 PM  
media.sacbee.com

Conservative Humor at its best.
 
2014-08-20 07:50:29 PM  
 
2014-08-20 07:50:41 PM  
I read the Pope is going to make a trip a Iraq.  That's leadership. Of course we can't expect Obama to do similar, just too risky.  But it would be nice to see him act as if he was a great man.
 
2014-08-20 07:52:40 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Cinderella story. Outta Kenya. A former secret Muslin, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole!


Hahahahaha.

/I read it in Carl's voice.
 
2014-08-20 07:52:43 PM  
In all fairness, this is the closest thing to humor you'll find on a conservative website.  It's not at all funny, but it's Twitchy hilarious.

Michelle Malkin, BTW, is a horrible person, and I mean that in a totally gender-neutral FARK guidelines kind of way.
 
2014-08-20 07:52:55 PM  

Fart_Machine: dittybopper: We absolutely must do nothing.  Immediately.

Apart from the airstrikes you mean.


And arming the Kurds.

And gathering a coalition of surrounding countries to provide support for fighting ISIS.

And persuading the Saudis to provide $500M in humanitarian aid.
 
2014-08-20 07:53:20 PM  
Obama playing golf while the world burns
Nero fiddling while Rome burns

Some things never change with much the same result.
 
2014-08-20 07:54:36 PM  
Send the Comedian.
 
2014-08-20 07:55:16 PM  
So we're back to obama being a mom-jeans wearing pansy now?
 
2014-08-20 07:55:55 PM  

wxboy: U.S. staged secret operation into Syria in failed bid to rescue Americans


Sure, they did.. sure.  If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you In San Francisco.
 
2014-08-20 07:56:34 PM  

grumpfuff: ....that was funny? Twitchy and I have very different definitions of funny, I guess.


I was racking my brain trying to work out the joke. Obama's taken what, a third the vacation time of his immediate predecessor? It's such a weird thing to criticize him on.
 
2014-08-20 07:57:18 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Some things never change with much the same result.


You mean like your lame trolling?
 
2014-08-20 07:57:51 PM  
Feel free to volunteer and go over there yourselves, you he-man republicans you.
 
2014-08-20 07:58:39 PM  

uber humper: I read the Pope is going to make a trip a Iraq.


I'm sure ISIS is shaking in their boots.
 
2014-08-20 07:59:12 PM  
Usually I really, really hate the stupid "crazy eyes" comments around here

You can't can tell much about a person from a single photo.

pekingduck.org
michellemalkin.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
omnipotentpoobah.com
crooksandliars.com
 
2014-08-20 07:59:43 PM  

Fart_Machine: Smeggy Smurf: Some things never change with much the same result.

You mean like your lame trolling?


Yes I get it, you're pissed because I don't mindlessly love the black guy.  Get over it.
 
2014-08-20 07:59:45 PM  

Fart_Machine: uber humper: I read the Pope is going to make a trip a Iraq.

I'm sure ISIS is shaking in their boots.


That's because they're out of Green Russians.
 
2014-08-20 08:00:07 PM  
1. ISIS beheads an American.
2. British leader comes back from vacation to personally oversee the investigation into who the beheader is.
3. French leader calls for the rest of the world leaders to take action.
4. US leader says we'll have somebody check the video for authentication and get back to Martha's Vineyard as there's another nine holes to play.
5. US leader catches hell for it.
6. US leader says "OK.  I'll condemn them.  What the hell. For a goof.  Why not. You happy now?"

Does that about cover it?

/now lose the bra, huh honey?
 
2014-08-20 08:00:08 PM  
Beheading + Golf. Hmmm, the only thing I can think of is "He lost his dead, which is worse than getting a hole in one", in other words nothing damnit nothing
 
2014-08-20 08:00:39 PM  

Stoj: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Cinderella story. Outta Kenya. A former secret Muslin, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole!

Hahahahaha.

/I read it in Carl's voice.


ISIS guy looks up and says "I don't think the heavy bombs will start falling for at least an hour"
 
2014-08-20 08:01:20 PM  

Gunther: grumpfuff: ....that was funny? Twitchy and I have very different definitions of funny, I guess.

I was racking my brain trying to work out the joke. Obama's taken what, a third the vacation time of his immediate predecessor? It's such a weird thing to criticize him on.


President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.  But presidents are really never on vacation they're president 24/7 365 and in todays world you really don't need to be in DC to lead the world.
 
2014-08-20 08:02:46 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fart_Machine: Smeggy Smurf: Some things never change with much the same result.

You mean like your lame trolling?

Yes I get it, you're pissed because I don't mindlessly love the black guy.  Get over it.


I can't speak for him, but it still irks me you call everything you don't like "facisim" and then advocated for Bergdahl to be thrown in jail without a trial.

Well, that and your constant fapping over the day you claim is coming, when you get to use second amendment solutions on people who disagree with you politically.
 
2014-08-20 08:03:51 PM  

Phoenix_M: President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.


lol
 
2014-08-20 08:04:27 PM  

Fart_Machine: uber humper: I read the Pope is going to make a trip a Iraq.

I'm sure ISIS is shaking in their boots.


I don't think his goal is to scare ISIS. I don't think anything scares ISIS. When they fight they show no regard for their own lives, it sounds similar to how the Japanese were in WWII
 
2014-08-20 08:07:08 PM  

Phoenix_M: Gunther: grumpfuff: ....that was funny? Twitchy and I have very different definitions of funny, I guess.

I was racking my brain trying to work out the joke. Obama's taken what, a third the vacation time of his immediate predecessor? It's such a weird thing to criticize him on.

President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.  But presidents are really never on vacation they're president 24/7 365 and in todays world you really don't need to be in DC to lead the world.


This. I said it with Bush and I say it with Obama: The president's "vacation" isn't really a vacation. They do more work on their vacation than you do on your job.
 
2014-08-20 08:08:02 PM  

Phoenix_M: President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush. But presidents are really never on vacation they're president 24/7 365 and in todays world you really don't need to be in DC to lead the world.


And while you're correct about the second part, you're a lying sack of shiat when it comes to the first.
 
2014-08-20 08:08:35 PM  
Phoenix_M:
President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.

Not intended to be a factual statement.
 
2014-08-20 08:09:17 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: 1. ISIS beheads an American.
2. British leader comes back from vacation to personally oversee the investigation into who the beheader is.
3. French leader calls for the rest of the world leaders to take action.
4. US leader says we'll have somebody check the video for authentication and get back to Martha's Vineyard as there's another nine holes to play.
5. US leader catches hell for it.
6. US leader says "OK.  I'll condemn them.  What the hell. For a goof.  Why not. You happy now?"

Does that about cover it?

/now lose the bra, huh honey?


Okay. You've convinced me. We're going back to Iraq.

BUT, income taxes on the top earners go from 35% to 75% to pay for it. And we tax capital gains on anything over $100k/yr. at 50%.
 
2014-08-20 08:09:17 PM  
You guys are looking at this the wrong way. The fact they are beheading journalists to get the president to stop airstrikes, means the airstrikes are WORKING. So keep it up Mr. President! No, no. Not your head. Keep your head down or you'll slice it into those trees.
 
2014-08-20 08:11:06 PM  

Phoenix_M: President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.


Well to be fair it's been reported that Obama's vacations typically cost $200M to $300M.

In comparison, Bush spent his "vacations" clearing brush at his ranch with no monetary compensation.
 
2014-08-20 08:11:38 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fart_Machine: Smeggy Smurf: Some things never change with much the same result.

You mean like your lame trolling?

Yes I get it, you're pissed because I don't mindlessly love the black guy.  Get over it.


No, we're bored because you never actually contribute anything to a discussion except the fairly well-known fact that you don't like the black guy. We don't care. That's not interesting anymore.
Do you have anything to say about the actual situation? Any ideas as to what ought to be done about it? Anything at all of an even remotely constructive nature to contribute?
We're all dying to hear your plans.
 
2014-08-20 08:12:30 PM  

jaytkay: Phoenix_M: President Obama has taken the same amount if not more "vacation" than Bush.

Well to be fair it's been reported that Obama's vacations typically cost $200M to $300M.

In comparison, Bush spent his "vacations" clearing brush at his ranch with no monetary compensation.


Speaking of funding!

/pay atttention to #4
 
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