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(The Drinks Business)   World's most expensive hot dog comes soaked in 100-year-old Louis XIII Cognac   (thedrinksbusiness.com) divider line 102
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2014-08-20 11:44:52 AM  
The decadent dog, created by Vancouver-based restaurant Dougie Dog, comes soaked in the $2,000 vintage Cognac, fried in truffle oil and topped with Kobe beef, fresh lobster and the restaurant's signature picante sauce.
Speaking to New York Daily News, Dougie Luv, President of Dougie Dogs, said: "When I was designing this dog, I realized that our spicy picante sauce obscures most other flavors. So I could get away with claiming that it was soaked in Cognac and fried in truffle oil without doing either of those, because all people can taste is chili pepper. Hell, even the 'lobster' is really just imitation crab! Ha ha ha ha!"
 
2014-08-20 11:51:33 AM  
I really need to get into the business of parting rich fools from their money.
 
2014-08-20 12:22:20 PM  
www.themonolith.com
 
2014-08-20 12:23:09 PM  
Sounds pretty good, if you take away the hot dog. Why ruin lobster and Kobe beef with overspiced mystery meat?

I'll stick with 7-11. Bonus: the chili and cheese sauce are free!
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2014-08-20 12:43:27 PM  
Let me reiterate:

www.helifreak.com
 
2014-08-20 12:45:55 PM  
I refuse to eat lips and assholes if they're not marinated in Louis XIII Cognac.

Courvoisier on Oscar Mayer is so déclassé.
 
2014-08-20 03:09:01 PM  

Theaetetus: The decadent dog, created by Vancouver-based restaurant Dougie Dog, comes soaked in the $2,000 vintage Cognac, fried in truffle oil and topped with Kobe beef, fresh lobster and the restaurant's signature picante sauce.
Speaking to New York Daily News, Dougie Luv, President of Dougie Dogs, said: "When I was designing this dog, I realized that our spicy picante sauce obscures most other flavors. So I could get away with claiming that it was soaked in Cognac and fried in truffle oil without doing either of those, because all people can taste is chili pepper. Hell, even the 'lobster' is really just imitation crab! Ha ha ha ha!"


Truffle oil is a pretty strong flavor.  So you might be able to taste that.
 
2014-08-20 03:20:55 PM  

EvilEgg: Theaetetus: The decadent dog, created by Vancouver-based restaurant Dougie Dog, comes soaked in the $2,000 vintage Cognac, fried in truffle oil and topped with Kobe beef, fresh lobster and the restaurant's signature picante sauce.
Speaking to New York Daily News, Dougie Luv, President of Dougie Dogs, said: "When I was designing this dog, I realized that our spicy picante sauce obscures most other flavors. So I could get away with claiming that it was soaked in Cognac and fried in truffle oil without doing either of those, because all people can taste is chili pepper. Hell, even the 'lobster' is really just imitation crab! Ha ha ha ha!"

Truffle oil is a pretty strong flavor.  So you might be able to taste that.



Truffle oil hot dogs? Man, I'd be in hog heaven!
 
2014-08-20 03:23:42 PM  
Waste of cognac, waste of a hot dog.
 
2014-08-20 03:24:09 PM  
Sigh.. please stop. This is just stupid
 
2014-08-20 03:26:01 PM  
Gots truffle oil. Three drops for a whole chicken. That shiat is STRONG. why lobster? Why?
 
2014-08-20 03:26:07 PM  
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2014-08-20 03:26:55 PM  
What do they do with the left over Cognac?  Do they drink wiener flavored Cognac?
 
2014-08-20 03:27:23 PM  
www.tastydawgs.com
 
2014-08-20 03:29:15 PM  

MrBallou: I'll stick with 7-11. Bonus: the chili and cheese sauce are free!
c1.staticflickr.com


Some years back when I was in a serious depression funk, everything I ate just seemed flavorless.

Except those things. I practically lived on them.

/managed to lose 20 pounds in a month
/blood pressure wasn't admirable by the end, though
 
2014-08-20 03:32:45 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I refuse to eat lips and assholes if they're not marinated in Louis XIII Cognac.

Courvoisier on Oscar Mayer is so déclassé.


Are we still talking about hot dogs?
 
2014-08-20 03:33:10 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I refuse to eat lips and assholes if they're not marinated in Louis XIII Cognac.

Courvoisier on Oscar Mayer is so déclassé.


I'd eat assholes if I were marinated enough and the girl was attractive enough.
 
2014-08-20 03:33:14 PM  
Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.
 
2014-08-20 03:33:32 PM  
A hot dog is a fundamentally proletarian food. It's meat scraps in a tube. I mean if it was a sausage stuffed with grass fed beef, heritage pork, truffle and gold flakes that would be something different
 
2014-08-20 03:38:25 PM  
I'd stick my penis in it.
 
2014-08-20 03:39:30 PM  
I bet that hot dog would taste great covered in Hunt's ketchup.
 
2014-08-20 03:43:46 PM  

Anayalator: [t1.gstatic.com image 160x315]


And... We're done here. Ketchup is only thing a hot dog needs and all you haters can suck it.

That is all.
 
2014-08-20 03:44:51 PM  
Does it come with a ten dollar milkshake?
 
2014-08-20 03:44:56 PM  

bdub77: I really need to get into the business of parting rich fools from their money.


If you aren't a minimum wage person, $100 isn't that much money anymore. It's an attainable luxury experience.

I think C.M.O.T. Dibbler has focused on the wrong market segment.

www.discworldemporium.com
 
2014-08-20 03:45:30 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.


Have to throw this in here- almost all hot dogs come in packs of 8, but Hebrew national comes with only 7... Queue the Semitic jokes
 
2014-08-20 03:46:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I bet that hot dog would taste great covered in Hunt's ketchup.


Catsup.
 
2014-08-20 03:46:35 PM  

Schmerd1948: Gots truffle oil. Three drops for a whole chicken. That shiat is STRONG. why lobster? Why?


Three drops of oil can't be enough lubrica...

Oh, you mean to cook the chicken with. Never mind.
 
2014-08-20 03:47:01 PM  

bigsmellypenis: Anayalator: [t1.gstatic.com image 160x315]

And... We're done here. Ketchup is only thing a hot dog needs and all you haters can suck it.

That is all.



Technically speaking, ketchup is for french fries. Hot dogs require mustard.

Look, I don't make the rules.
 
2014-08-20 03:47:30 PM  

bigsmellypenis: Anayalator: [t1.gstatic.com image 160x315]

And... We're done here. Ketchup is only thing a hot dog needs and all you haters can suck it.

That is all.


Why do you hate America?  Mustard (perhaps relish) is what goes on a hot dog.
 
2014-08-20 03:47:49 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-20 03:49:16 PM  

bigsmellypenis: Guilty_plea_bargain: Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.

Have to throw this in here- almost all hot dogs come in packs of 8, but Hebrew national comes with only 7... Queue the Semitic jokes


THESE days, they're eight to a pack. Traditionally, hot dogs came 10 to a pack, and buns were 8, and it caused ever so much head-scratching and discussion.
 
2014-08-20 03:49:26 PM  
How bout you just give me a $3 chili dog and a shot of that booze in a glass?
that'd be about what $60 total?

/kobe beef ground. forget this nonsense
 
2014-08-20 03:53:01 PM  

abhorrent1: Sigh.. please stop. This is just stupid


What he said.  Exactly what he said.
 
2014-08-20 03:54:23 PM  

LazyMedia: bigsmellypenis: Guilty_plea_bargain: Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.

Have to throw this in here- almost all hot dogs come in packs of 8, but Hebrew national comes with only 7... Queue the Semitic jokes

THESE days, they're eight to a pack. Traditionally, hot dogs came 10 to a pack, and buns were 8, and it caused ever so much head-scratching and discussion.


I do remember there was always that one math question in elementary school about how many of each you had to buy to have equal buns to dogs...
But as recently as 2005-6 they were 7 to a pack...
 
2014-08-20 03:54:39 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: /kobe beef ground. forget this nonsense


1.) I don't think you can get kobe beef outside Japan, what that might be is waygu beef.
2.) Grinding the shiat up defeats what makes waygu beef so special, the marbling and the texture.
 
2014-08-20 03:56:49 PM  

tricycleracer: [www.tastydawgs.com image 350x297]


I think you left something off that dog...

i449.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-20 03:59:39 PM  

tricycleracer: [www.tastydawgs.com image 350x297]


I love that it's referred to as neon relish
 
2014-08-20 04:00:29 PM  

bigsmellypenis: LazyMedia: bigsmellypenis: Guilty_plea_bargain: Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.

Have to throw this in here- almost all hot dogs come in packs of 8, but Hebrew national comes with only 7... Queue the Semitic jokes

THESE days, they're eight to a pack. Traditionally, hot dogs came 10 to a pack, and buns were 8, and it caused ever so much head-scratching and discussion.

I do remember there was always that one math question in elementary school about how many of each you had to buy to have equal buns to dogs...
But as recently as 2005-6 they were 7 to a pack...


I'm talking about in the '70s and '80s, before premium hot dogs became a thing, and you could only buy Hebrew National in New York.
 
2014-08-20 04:00:47 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: tricycleracer: [www.tastydawgs.com image 350x297]

I think you left something off that dog...

[i449.photobucket.com image 414x278]


Even a hick from Florida like me knows that ketchup doesn't go on a hot dog.

That's what those dirty yinzers up in PA do.
 
2014-08-20 04:01:11 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: tricycleracer: [www.tastydawgs.com image 350x297]

I think you left something off that dog...

[i449.photobucket.com image 414x278]


you are a farking monster
 
2014-08-20 04:01:29 PM  
Made dogs for me and Dad last night.  Hebrew Nationals, (standard fat), some nasty Wolf's chile, (yum!), purple onion, (don;t come around), and Gulden's mustard.  I did a Coney Island contest and had three.  (Whew!)  Slept like a baby.

Delicious comfort food.

This concept is like putting lipstick on a pig ...
m.c.lnkd.licdn.com
... and there are precious few parts of this fine edible animal in most hotdogs these days.

Allowable parts of bug parts, and rodent hair and droppings.  Thanks, USDA.

/stick with the Kosher brand
 
2014-08-20 04:01:37 PM  

EvilEgg: I don't think you can get kobe beef outside Japan


You can, they fly it in, but who knows if they really buy it. Waygu covers all of them, they raise cows in the US that are breeds from japan; either way, all the farkers in here are right, what is the point.
 
2014-08-20 04:02:31 PM  

LazyMedia: bigsmellypenis: LazyMedia: bigsmellypenis: Guilty_plea_bargain: Those Jews at Hebrew National are up to some weird shiat.

Have to throw this in here- almost all hot dogs come in packs of 8, but Hebrew national comes with only 7... Queue the Semitic jokes

THESE days, they're eight to a pack. Traditionally, hot dogs came 10 to a pack, and buns were 8, and it caused ever so much head-scratching and discussion.

I do remember there was always that one math question in elementary school about how many of each you had to buy to have equal buns to dogs...
But as recently as 2005-6 they were 7 to a pack...

I'm talking about in the '70s and '80s, before premium hot dogs became a thing, and you could only buy Hebrew National in New York.


Yeah, Hebrew National has been, and is 7 to a pack.
 
2014-08-20 04:03:06 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: How bout you just give me a $3 chili dog and a shot of that booze in a glass?
that'd be about what $60 total?

/kobe beef ground. forget this nonsense


not $60... Louis XIII, at restaurant prices, is about $100 - $140 per 1oz pour.

Just Sayin'
 
2014-08-20 04:03:35 PM  
This sounds like an excellent way to ruin a perfectly good hot dog...
 
2014-08-20 04:04:37 PM  

charlesmartel11235: A hot dog is a fundamentally proletarian food. It's meat scraps in a tube. I mean if it was a sausage stuffed with grass fed beef, heritage pork, truffle and gold flakes that would be something different


The proles, the outer party, they take what we give them O'Neil.  We give them food, we give them shelter, but above all we give them love for Big Brother.
For the inner party there is only power, and we forbid ourselves from nothing.
 
2014-08-20 04:11:42 PM  
Let them eat cake.
 
2014-08-20 04:14:13 PM  
Big pig peaches: Iffen you use truffle oil for lube, you gonna stank up that hot dog bun. Hope you beddin' a Frenchy, dey love dat stank.
 
2014-08-20 04:15:00 PM  
c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-20 04:15:03 PM  
I just wish everyone would stop lying about having Kobe Beef anywhere outside of Japan.........sigh.
 
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