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(Guardian)   The red zone is for marching and protesting only. There is no demonstrating in the white zone   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2014-08-20 09:58:03 AM  
Don't start up with your "Protesting in the Red Zone" shiat again, hippie.
 
2014-08-20 10:02:32 AM  
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want Pakistan to have a coup d'état.

/therapeutically, there's no danger involved
 
2014-08-20 10:36:17 AM  
I thought the red zone was the area dangerously close to the end zone
 
2014-08-20 10:39:37 AM  

Aar1012: I thought the red zone was the area dangerously close to the end zone


Dude, that's a baboon...
 
2014-08-20 10:40:11 AM  

Barfmaker: Aar1012: I thought the red zone was the area dangerously close to the end zone

Dude, that's a baboon...


who are you calling a monkey's ass?
 
2014-08-20 10:46:22 AM  
www.filmbuffonline.com
 
2014-08-20 10:56:39 AM  
Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2014-08-20 11:01:20 AM  
You'll love it.  It's a way of life.
 
2014-08-20 11:04:43 AM  
Hey, you know what they say: "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, gotta' leg her down and smack 'em yak 'em!" Cold got to be! Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.
 
2014-08-20 11:04:58 AM  
In Charlotte, NC they set up protest zones too, usually blocks away from whatever they are protesting.
Bank of America protest comes to mind.
 
2014-08-20 11:06:33 AM  
That's a whole different protest altogether.
 
2014-08-20 11:06:49 AM  

cig-mkr: In Charlotte, NC they set up protest zones too, usually blocks away from whatever they are protesting.
Bank of America protest comes to mind.


I think the best protest of BOA would to be as far away from one as possible
 
2014-08-20 11:06:54 AM  
"Unlike Khan, Qadri does not want fresh elections but the establishment of a "national government" of technocrats."

Huh, well good luck with that. I'm sure it's won't devolve into a dictatorship immediately.
 
2014-08-20 11:07:29 AM  
Alright Give me ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
 
2014-08-20 11:09:10 AM  
Over Macho Grande

No, I dont think I'll ever get over Macho Grande
 
2014-08-20 11:09:11 AM  
No, the W/HITE Zone is for protesting there is no demonstrating in the RED ZONE
 
2014-08-20 11:09:34 AM  

Aar1012: cig-mkr: In Charlotte, NC they set up protest zones too, usually blocks away from whatever they are protesting.
Bank of America protest comes to mind.

I think the best protest of BOA would to be as far away from one as possible


Such a fitting name though.

1) You'd have to be an idiot to bank at one.
2) Americans are largely idiots
3) It's called Bank of America
 
2014-08-20 11:10:02 AM  

Nine Hundred and Eight: No, the W/HITE Zone is for protesting there is no demonstrating in the RED ZONE


Look, dont give me all your Red zone/White Zone shiat.


You just want me to get an Abortion.
 
2014-08-20 11:11:18 AM  

mentallo69: Nine Hundred and Eight: No, the W/HITE Zone is for protesting there is no demonstrating in the RED ZONE

Look, dont give me all your Red zone/White Zone shiat.


You just want me to get an Abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-08-20 11:11:24 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: You'll love it.  It's a way of life.


+1 you
 
2014-08-20 11:12:17 AM  
How do they fit all those people in a 20yd X 53yd area?
 
2014-08-20 11:14:06 AM  
What a pisser
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-20 11:17:12 AM  

hillary: This is the Central Scrutinizer. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you gotta load or unload, do it in the white zone.

//somebody had to do it.


It's a way of life!
 
2014-08-20 11:19:48 AM  
Jim never vomits at home.
 
2014-08-20 11:21:32 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: That's a whole different protest altogether.


That's a whole different protest.
 
2014-08-20 11:24:49 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: That's a whole different protest altogether.


That's a whole different protest.
 
2014-08-20 11:28:38 AM  
botpie.com
 
2014-08-20 11:33:08 AM  
bdub77:

I think the best protest of BOA would to be as far away from one as possible

Such a fitting name though.

1) You'd have to be an idiot to bank at one.
2)
Americans are largely idiots
3) It's called Bank of America


I removed the cruft that was making your attempt at a joke clunky.  It's still not actually funny, but there's only so far I can go without writing it for you.
 
2014-08-20 11:37:46 AM  

thedumbone: bdub77:

I think the best protest of BOA would to be as far away from one as possible

Such a fitting name though.

1) You'd have to be an idiot to bank at one.
2) Americans are largely idiots
3) It's called Bank of America

I removed the cruft that was making your attempt at a joke clunky.  It's still not actually funny, but there's only so far I can go without writing it for you.


Who said it was a joke?

You must be a BoA customer.
 
2014-08-20 11:40:36 AM  
This thread was over in the initial comment.
 
2014-08-20 11:46:56 AM  

Nine Hundred and Eight: No, the W/HITE Zone is for protesting there is no demonstrating in the RED ZONE


Oh really Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about.
 
2014-08-20 11:56:57 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This thread was over in the initial comment.


I don't think I'll ever get over the initial comment...
 
2014-08-20 12:25:48 PM  
LANA!

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-08-20 01:14:07 PM  
Bah, they should invite the British back to run the country. It would probably end up working out better.

/Kidding
//The red zone is coming... The red zone is coming!
 
2014-08-20 01:41:36 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "Unlike Khan, Qadri does not want fresh elections but the establishment of a "national government" of technocrats."

Huh, well good luck with that. I'm sure it's won't devolve into a dictatorship immediately.


It's going to be a disaster; Pakistan is too close to the home turf of the Akashics and Euthanatos. It's not going to end well.
 
2014-08-20 02:14:20 PM  
That was Imran's first run in with the llllaaaawwww... naturally we went easy on him. One of our friendly counselors gave him a samosa and told him to stick closer to mosque oriented social activities...
 
2014-08-20 03:20:37 PM  
The red zone is for Cuba and un-Cuba only.
 
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