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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Naked intruder drops ID in home. Scary part is where he was carrying it   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, Santa Ana, Santa Ana Police Department  
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3445 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Aug 2014 at 1:27 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-08-20 10:05:29 AM
2014-08-20 11:22:53 AM  
Could have been worse.  Could have been a deuce.
2014-08-20 11:43:24 AM  
I'm going to guess his hands
2014-08-20 01:30:11 PM  
He just kicked it along the sidewalk until he got to the house he was going to rob.
2014-08-20 01:31:51 PM
2014-08-20 01:33:46 PM  
I hope no one picked it up with wearing gloves
2014-08-20 01:34:31 PM  
Assy McGee knows.
2014-08-20 01:36:26 PM  
Dude is just trying to be the next Robert Downy, Jr.
2014-08-20 01:39:44 PM  
In his pants, subby?  In spite of the news media's attempt to make it clear that the police retrieved his license from his pants, which he left behind, subby has a very vivid imagination and, who knows, perhaps he carries his license up his Hershey Highway.
2014-08-20 01:43:00 PM
2014-08-20 01:47:53 PM  
"Officers used the driver's license to track the suspect down"

I'm glad we cleared this up.
2014-08-20 01:58:03 PM  
Just cracks me up
2014-08-20 02:06:23 PM  
I suspect stunt sex.
2014-08-20 02:07:39 PM  
"Where did you hide that?"
2014-08-20 02:16:51 PM  
It continues to amaze me how many criminals:

1) leave their ID, wallet, or cell phone
2) write a robbery note on the back of their deposit slip
3) commit robbery with their name on their clothing
4) commit robbery with face tattoos

It's almost as if common criminals aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.
2014-08-20 02:35:58 PM  
Apparently this prolific stuntman has fallen on hard times...

So sad.

/ love the fact the article made note of his amazing IMDB profile
// I want an IMDB profile
/// slashies!
2014-08-20 03:48:14 PM  
Reminds me of the joke about the man who was thrown out of the strip club. Why?

He wanted to give the stripper on stage a $20, but had left his cash at home. So he thought he could pay the stripper by taking out his credit card and swiping it... well, YOU guess where he swiped it!
2014-08-20 04:07:46 PM  
Waking up with a strange naked man next to me? Gotta say, I'm not a Phan.
2014-08-20 05:02:04 PM  
Subby dnrtfa.
2014-08-20 08:58:05 PM  
Could this have been a drunk thing?
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