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(KUTV Utah)   86-year-old Utah woman writes romance novel. Its working title is "50 Shades of Dust"   (kutv.com) divider line 16
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2014-08-20 11:21:37 AM
I'd be interested in reading it.  Her perspective on romance is probably quite interesting.  I can't recall ever reading a novel like that.  In fact, the idea that a grandmother would write a steamy romance novel is itself a novel idea.

/Let me know if you need a hint to find it.
 
2014-08-20 12:24:02 PM
Published via Createspace.
 
2014-08-20 12:28:42 PM
is that because her vagina's dusty, or because utah is a desert?
 
2014-08-20 12:35:44 PM

dittybopper: Her perspective on romance is probably quite interesting

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Blanche found her eyes wondering three tables over and the dining room seemed to blur from the edges of her vision inward as she looked bifocals with Walter. "My God!" she thought.  "No man has ever affected me this way.  Or my blood sugar is dangerously low."

She reached over to her neighbor's tray and nipped a cup of bread pudding with Mable none the wiser.  Blanche was old but her hands still retained the speed and nimble dexterity of her youth.  She would make use of that trait again before the clock struck 6:30 tonight if she could keep her head cool and her Depends relatively fresh......
 
2014-08-20 12:35:47 PM
It's full of "steaminess," as Posey describes it.

"The burly stranger tore off his trousers, and commenced to rubbing his manly parts on her private places..."
 
2014-08-20 12:40:10 PM
Ageism?
 
2014-08-20 12:44:47 PM
"My inner goddess was drooling as Mordecai undid his sacramental undergarments.  I was already under our marital sheet with the consummation hole, holding my breath as my husband climbed on top, stinking of the land.  When it was over I prayed for rain and children and fell asleep."
 
2014-08-20 01:13:19 PM
OK, I see a hint is needed:  After every single punctuation mark.
 
2014-08-20 01:42:23 PM
"Good god" said the duchess "get your hand off my knee!"

- shortest British novel incorporating all the classic Brit lit elements
 
2014-08-20 01:57:23 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: dittybopper: Her perspective on romance is probably quite interesting.

Blanche found her eyes wondering three tables over and the dining room seemed to blur from the edges of her vision inward as she looked bifocals with Walter. "My God!" she thought.  "No man has ever affected me this way.  Or my blood sugar is dangerously low."

She reached over to her neighbor's tray and nipped a cup of bread pudding with Mable none the wiser.  Blanche was old but her hands still retained the speed and nimble dexterity of her youth.  She would make use of that trait again before the clock struck 6:30 tonight if she could keep her head cool and her Depends relatively fresh......


Go on...
 
2014-08-20 01:58:59 PM
still a better love story than twilight fan fiction
 
2014-08-20 02:08:49 PM
Wayne Rooney preordered a copy
 
2014-08-20 03:56:59 PM
86 year old great-great-grandmother writes a steamy romance novel where the protagonist masturbates to talk radio? Well then, the jokes just write themselves, don't they?
 
2014-08-20 05:12:41 PM

Snarfangel: It's full of "steaminess," as Posey describes it.

"The burly stranger tore off his trousers, and commenced to rubbing his manly parts on her private places..."


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2014-08-20 06:54:43 PM
No thanks, subby . I'll stick with "Catch Her in the Rye".
 
2014-08-21 10:42:20 AM
A better title might be "50 Shades of Beige" ??
 
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