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(KTVQ Billings)   Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None   (ktvq.com ) divider line 81
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2014-08-20 03:26:59 AM  
www.ktvq.com
This guy really wanted some Butte sex.
 
2014-08-20 09:15:08 AM  
Seems like he got farked twice. Once by the stripper and once by the cops. Although it could be argued that the second farking was masturbation because he did bring it upon himself.
 
2014-08-20 09:51:34 AM  
Subby's never been to Atlanta.
 
2014-08-20 09:52:55 AM  
Dude... how many chins do he have?
 
2014-08-20 09:54:48 AM  
Farking. Hilarious.

Just how the hell dud he *think* that was going to play out? I'm gonna go ahead and guess that alcohol was a factor.
 
2014-08-20 09:54:51 AM  
It's good that this is illegal, or else consenting people would have consensual sex with consenting strippers. And then where would we be, huh? Answer me that!
 
2014-08-20 09:54:57 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Dude... how many chins do he have?


2+plus a protochin forming underneath the secondary chin
 
2014-08-20 09:55:26 AM  

brimed03: Farking. Hilarious.

Just how the hell dud he *think* that was going to play out? I'm gonna go ahead and guess that alcohol was a factor.


*did. Although in his case "dud" is also appropriate.
 
2014-08-20 09:56:12 AM  
He has 'tiny face'
 
2014-08-20 09:56:40 AM  

child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.


Or Tampa.
 
2014-08-20 09:56:51 AM  

child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.


Or Tampa.
 
2014-08-20 09:58:49 AM  
No sex in the Champagne room...
No sex in the Champagne room...
No sex in the Champagne room...
No sex in the Champagne room...

\gemini you gonna die twice.
 
2014-08-20 09:59:46 AM  

Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.


tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.


holy god damn... only 11 seconds from the best simulpost ever.

also you are both filthy, filthy men.
 
2014-08-20 10:00:07 AM  

Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.


tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.


11 seconds.
 
2014-08-20 10:00:31 AM  
In before somebody claims...
 
2014-08-20 10:01:32 AM  
Subby's been going to the wrong strip clubs.
 
2014-08-20 10:02:29 AM  
and his Fark username is...?
 
2014-08-20 10:03:51 AM  

Wrongo: and his Fark username is...?


Wrongo?
 
2014-08-20 10:04:21 AM  

Brainsick: He has 'tiny face'


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-20 10:06:34 AM  
 Probably too late but here's Chris Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU
 
2014-08-20 10:06:46 AM  
aint no piece of ass worth $350


/please don't ban me, I was inclusive! I said "any"
 
2014-08-20 10:07:34 AM  
I'd be angry if I went to the Sex room and didn't get any champagne.
 
2014-08-20 10:08:29 AM  

Hack Patooey: Brainsick: He has 'tiny face'

[i.imgur.com image 787x490]


So you're saying he was a grasper of cone?

Flemdip!!!!!!
 
2014-08-20 10:09:34 AM  

Geoff Peterson: aint no piece of ass worth $350


/please don't ban me, I was inclusive! I said "any"


Mine is.

If I had to make a choice: get $350 or have my ass removed. I'd choose to keep my ass.

I happen to enjoy being able to poop.
 
2014-08-20 10:09:36 AM  
For 350 dollars he should've just found an online escort.

Now everyone he knows have found out he goes to strip clubs to pay 350 dollars for sex.
 
2014-08-20 10:11:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [www.ktvq.com image 787x442]
This guy really wanted some Butte sex.


I give this a funny. Good Job!
 
2014-08-20 10:11:29 AM  

skinink: For 350 dollars he should've just found an online escort.

Now everyone he knows have found out he goes to strip clubs to pay 350 dollars for sex.


No, he paid 350 dollars for a "bottle of champaign", duh!
 
2014-08-20 10:11:41 AM  

skinink: For 350 dollars he should've just found an online escort.

Now everyone he knows have found out he goes to strip clubs to pay 350 dollars for sex.


Maybe he didn't want to have sex with a car.
 
2014-08-20 10:15:30 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Dude... how many chins do he have?

need?

Fixed
 
2014-08-20 10:17:16 AM  
Makes me miss my stripper 'gf.'

/no, we never discussed it; we were too busy F*CKING
//then she'd walk my dog and clean my room while I was at work
 
2014-08-20 10:17:37 AM  
Why can't all of Fark be like this always? Oh I love this thread already.

*Goes off humming...No sex in the champagne room. No sex in the champagne room...
 
2014-08-20 10:25:22 AM  

phillydrifter: Makes me miss my stripper 'gf.'

/no, we never discussed it; we were too busy F*CKING
//then she'd walk my dog and clean my room while I was at work


How would that work, after a busy night would you ask her to take a shower to clean off the smell of horny old men?
 
2014-08-20 10:26:09 AM  

Brainsick: He has 'tiny face'


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-20 10:27:46 AM  

devilEther: Brainsick: He has 'tiny face'

[img.fark.net image 692x441]


Is it me or does he have a ballsack for his inner chin now?
 
2014-08-20 10:31:56 AM  

tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.


Or Dallas
 
2014-08-20 10:34:38 AM  

child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.


I've been to an Atlanta strip club, but not since I was 17.

/Not subby
 
2014-08-20 10:36:28 AM  

CleanAndPure: Geoff Peterson: aint no piece of ass worth $350


/please don't ban me, I was inclusive! I said "any"

Mine is.

If I had to make a choice: get $350 or have my ass removed. I'd choose to keep my ass.

I happen to enjoy being able to poop.


He said piece of.

So, which piece of your ass is worth tree-fiddy?
 
2014-08-20 10:40:52 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

holy god damn... only 11 seconds from the best simulpost ever.

also you are both filthy, filthy men.


Why, because they came 11 seconds apart?
 
2014-08-20 10:42:32 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

holy god damn... only 11 seconds from the best simulpost ever.

also you are both filthy, filthy men.

Why, because they came 11 seconds apart?


No, because they both boned Tampa in the Champagne room of a strip club, 11 seconds apart. She nasty.
 
2014-08-20 10:43:57 AM  
Just listened to this last weekend.  Some of his bits are dated now, but it mostly holds up.

"You gonna die."
 
2014-08-20 10:51:29 AM  
This whole thread is misogynistic. Strippers? Nothing sybolizes the patriarchy better than the sex industry. And linking to a Chris Rock video about strippers? Quite frankly, I'm offended.

/Poe's Law in 5, 4, 3, 2...
 
2014-08-20 10:57:45 AM  

Likwit: This whole thread is misogynistic. Strippers? Nothing sybolizes the patriarchy better than the sex industry. And linking to a Chris Rock video about strippers? Quite frankly, I'm offended.

/Poe's Law in 5, 4, 3, 2...


I believe the proper response to this is blow me.
wait can't say that anymore. better go cross it out.
*low me. that's better.
 
2014-08-20 11:00:04 AM  
I'm really not at liberty to discuss that, leroy, if that IS your real name...
 
2014-08-20 11:05:28 AM  
Mons venus in Tampa is where you want to go, but it is overpriced.
 
2014-08-20 11:05:44 AM  

phillydrifter: I'm really not at liberty to discuss that, leroy, if that IS your real name...


:)  That's fine, it's just that was a topic of discussion among friends (whom have never dated a stripper).  Like, what's the etiquette?  Is there etiquette?
/yes, we have strange conversations
 
2014-08-20 11:05:53 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: ToastmasterGeneral: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

holy god damn... only 11 seconds from the best simulpost ever.

also you are both filthy, filthy men.

Why, because they came 11 seconds apart?

No, because they both boned Tampa in the Champagne room of a strip club, 11 seconds apart. She nasty.


(...and so you're saying they came 11 seconds apart...)
 
2014-08-20 11:08:53 AM  

LeroyBourne: Like, what's the etiquette? Is there etiquette?


If you have to ask, you'll never know.
 
2014-08-20 11:09:48 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Uchiha_Cycliste: ToastmasterGeneral: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

tricycleracer: child_god: Subby's never been to Atlanta.

Or Tampa.

holy god damn... only 11 seconds from the best simulpost ever.

also you are both filthy, filthy men.

Why, because they came 11 seconds apart?

No, because they both boned Tampa in the Champagne room of a strip club, 11 seconds apart. She nasty.

(...and so you're saying they came 11 seconds apart...)


sigh... yes. But give the first man credit! /He lasted twenty whole seconds!
 
2014-08-20 11:13:06 AM  
that's actually not true.

but, there is a caveat.  you must be attractive and not unattractive.

/ or rich
// or holding
 
2014-08-20 11:20:38 AM  
It's unbelievable that people can be this god damned stupid.
 
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