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(Gizmodo)   The Beef Jerky-Potato chip hybid has escaped the lab and is now available for human consumption   ( divider line
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2014-08-20 11:41:07 AM  
From the makers of...
2014-08-20 12:50:09 PM  
Meat and taters!
2014-08-20 12:50:45 PM  
Gin and tonic!
2014-08-20 12:51:20 PM  
Captain and Tennille!
2014-08-20 12:57:59 PM  
Can we put it back in the lab and make sure it doesn't escape this time?
2014-08-20 01:07:27 PM  
Well hell, I've getting them in the pet chew toy aisle for a while.
2014-08-20 01:11:58 PM  
I... I would try this.

2014-08-20 01:14:59 PM  
2014-08-20 01:18:44 PM  
Those look disgusting and the reactions from the guys make them sound horrible.
2014-08-20 01:21:41 PM  
I'll stick with my cricket protein bars, TYVM.
2014-08-20 01:28:46 PM  
Veridian Dynamics?
2014-08-20 01:29:06 PM  
I'd try them if someone else was buying. I doubt I'd shell out money for them myself. I'm a cheap bastard.
2014-08-20 01:29:30 PM  
Normally this would be right up my alley but NOPE.
2014-08-20 02:02:14 PM  
It was bad enough when all the jerky I could find came loaded with 25% sugar by weight, but now you're going to make it with potato starch!
2014-08-20 02:03:22 PM  
Sticking to pork floss
2014-08-20 02:11:07 PM  
2014-08-20 02:43:10 PM  

dryknife: Sticking to pork floss

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mmm pork floss... the only problem with pork floss is that I am not eating any right now.
2014-08-20 03:41:56 PM  
Those look really expensive. They also look like 5,000-year-old sausage slices still dusty from 5,000 years in an Egyptian tomb.

Jerky is about the only snack food that is less healthy than over-processed extruded dough products.

Have you ever considered the possibility that junk food manufacturers are trying to kill you?
2014-08-20 03:43:26 PM

Hair shavings from the Angry Ginger Kid?

2014-08-20 04:35:30 PM  

brantgoose: [ image 382x265]Hair shavings from the Angry Ginger Kid?
2014-08-20 05:09:41 PM  
Jerky should not crunch.
2014-08-20 05:12:30 PM

Is that a chip or a scab?
2014-08-20 05:51:02 PM  

Dragonflew: [ image 636x358]

Is that a chip or a scab?

Is that chip purple? NOPE NOPE NOPE
2014-08-20 08:47:01 PM  
My favorite quote from the article:

Yeah, nowhere on the bag does it say, "May cause anal leakage."
2014-08-20 10:26:18 PM  

czetie: Veridian Dynamics?

Food. Yum.
2014-08-20 11:16:29 PM  

Dragonflew: Jerky should not crunch.

The main reason I wouldn't eat this more than once. Eating jerky is my favourite form of exercise.
2014-08-21 03:14:22 AM  
If you're ever in Hilo, go to George's Meat Market and get some paper-thin jerky.  It's best to get there early, by mid-morning it's sold out.  You think you'll buy some extra for family as gifts, but you're likely to forget that nonsense when you get your first bite.
2014-08-21 10:19:20 AM  
It's actually about time they did this ...

When I worked at Pizza Hut, we used to put pepperoni slices through the oven by themselves. They were awesome ...

Pepperoni chips kick ass.
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