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(Gizmodo)   The Beef Jerky-Potato chip hybid has escaped the lab and is now available for human consumption   (gizmodo.com) divider line 28
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2014-08-20 11:41:07 AM
From the makers of...
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-20 12:50:09 PM
Meat and taters!
 
2014-08-20 12:50:45 PM
Gin and tonic!
 
2014-08-20 12:51:20 PM
Captain and Tennille!
 
2014-08-20 12:57:59 PM
Can we put it back in the lab and make sure it doesn't escape this time?
 
2014-08-20 01:07:27 PM
Well hell, I've getting them in the pet chew toy aisle for a while.
 
2014-08-20 01:11:58 PM
I... I would try this.

/shame
 
2014-08-20 01:14:59 PM
why-would-you-do-that?.jpg
 
2014-08-20 01:18:44 PM
Those look disgusting and the reactions from the guys make them sound horrible.
 
2014-08-20 01:21:41 PM
I'll stick with my cricket protein bars, TYVM.
 
2014-08-20 01:28:46 PM
Veridian Dynamics?
 
2014-08-20 01:29:06 PM
I'd try them if someone else was buying. I doubt I'd shell out money for them myself. I'm a cheap bastard.
 
2014-08-20 01:29:30 PM
Normally this would be right up my alley but NOPE.
 
2014-08-20 02:02:14 PM
It was bad enough when all the jerky I could find came loaded with 25% sugar by weight, but now you're going to make it with potato starch!
 
2014-08-20 02:03:22 PM
Sticking to pork floss

j-walk.com
 
2014-08-20 02:11:07 PM
GODDAMMIT...

subpop-img.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-08-20 02:43:10 PM

dryknife: Sticking to pork floss

[j-walk.com image 382x265]


mmm pork floss... the only problem with pork floss is that I am not eating any right now.
 
2014-08-20 03:41:56 PM
Those look really expensive. They also look like 5,000-year-old sausage slices still dusty from 5,000 years in an Egyptian tomb.

Jerky is about the only snack food that is less healthy than over-processed extruded dough products.

Have you ever considered the possibility that junk food manufacturers are trying to kill you?
 
2014-08-20 03:43:26 PM

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Hair shavings from the Angry Ginger Kid?

 
2014-08-20 04:35:30 PM

brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 382x265]Hair shavings from the Angry Ginger Kid?


cdn.smosh.com
 
2014-08-20 05:09:41 PM
Jerky should not crunch.
 
2014-08-20 05:12:30 PM
i.kinja-img.com

Is that a chip or a scab?
 
2014-08-20 05:51:02 PM

Dragonflew: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x358]

Is that a chip or a scab?


Is that chip purple? NOPE NOPE NOPE
 
2014-08-20 08:47:01 PM
My favorite quote from the article:

Yeah, nowhere on the bag does it say, "May cause anal leakage."
 
2014-08-20 10:26:18 PM

czetie: Veridian Dynamics?


Food. Yum.
 
2014-08-20 11:16:29 PM

Dragonflew: Jerky should not crunch.


The main reason I wouldn't eat this more than once. Eating jerky is my favourite form of exercise.
 
2014-08-21 03:14:22 AM
If you're ever in Hilo, go to George's Meat Market and get some paper-thin jerky.  It's best to get there early, by mid-morning it's sold out.  You think you'll buy some extra for family as gifts, but you're likely to forget that nonsense when you get your first bite.
 
2014-08-21 10:19:20 AM
It's actually about time they did this ...

When I worked at Pizza Hut, we used to put pepperoni slices through the oven by themselves. They were awesome ...

Pepperoni chips kick ass.
 
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